Too horny at work

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    Jun 22, 2011 5:58 PM GMT
    I think I am too horny. I cannot make it through am 8 hour workday without needing to jerk off in the bathroom. Any other guys have this problem? Are any of u worse?

    I don't mind being horny all the time, but its kind of gross to resort to "using the bathroom" once a day to get through work. Maybe I'm just really bored. Plus its never a real enjoyable session lol, its always rushed and you have to stop if someone else enters, or they might hear u.

    Still, I guess there are worse things I could b doing with my pent up sexual energy.

    So am I a weirdo or does anyone else do this. Please tell me I am not alone in this lol.
  • Hothouse

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    Jun 22, 2011 6:11 PM GMT
    Is your employer accepting applications?
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    Jun 22, 2011 6:14 PM GMT
    Hothouse saidIs your employer accepting applications?


    Lol he doesn't know what I'm doin in the bathroom. I am sure u can get away with it at ur job too
  • Timbales

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    Jun 22, 2011 6:16 PM GMT
    do you know how many people on this site wish they were your co-worker?
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    Jun 22, 2011 6:20 PM GMT
    Timbales saiddo you know how many people on this site wish they were your co-worker?

    Right? lmao
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    Jun 22, 2011 6:30 PM GMT
    Timbales saiddo you know how many people on this site wish they were your co-worker?


    Lol, thanks, I wish I had some realjock coworkers. Then I would have some eye candy and good conversations, instead of hanging with the old ladies here talking about their kids/cats.

    And of course lunch breaks in the bathroom. Lol just kidding (i am really not)
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    Jun 22, 2011 7:26 PM GMT
    So no one else has this problem and has to jerk off during work? I can't b the only one...

    also I feel I must jerk off as soon as I get home from the gym and b4 bed, but its much less of an issue, because its on my time.
    There must b other (really) horny toads on rj.
  • Hothouse

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    Jun 22, 2011 7:29 PM GMT
    I've never JO'd at work, I've had sex at my workplace in the past, but never JO'd there.
    Seriously, I've had days when I'm horny as hell during the day, and I've even thought about stoking out a load for some release, but I'm way older and I can control myself until I at least get in the car for the drive home.
    At 24, if you're really horny, can stroke out a quick load, then why not.
    How the hell much fun would it be to have a hot co-worker to JO with on breaks at work - of course, probably would go beyond that.
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    Jun 22, 2011 7:41 PM GMT
    Hothouse saidHow the hell much fun would it be to have a hot co-worker to JO with on breaks at work - of course, probably would go beyond that.


    Lol, I would never get any work done... But would def b fun.

    And about the sex at work, plz go on lol.
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    Jun 22, 2011 7:41 PM GMT
    wolverinecub86 saidI think I am too horny. I cannot make it through am 8 hour workday without needing to jerk off in the bathroom.
    I see no problem with that unless your job is adult actor.
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    Jun 22, 2011 7:44 PM GMT
    It's not as exciting as it sounds. It was a long time ago, when I was closer to your age. It didn't happen during work hours, but after hours. Needed a place to go, and my office at work was an option - so that's where we ended up - actually happened a couple of times with different guys. And, it was at a gym where I was manager at the time.
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    Jun 22, 2011 7:48 PM GMT
    paulflexes said
    wolverinecub86 saidI think I am too horny. I cannot make it through am 8 hour workday without needing to jerk off in the bathroom.
    I see no problem with that unless your job is adult actor.


    Lol yeah that would b a problem. Hmmm maybe I am in the wrong field.... Did I really need to take out all those college loans? lol


    Still no one else has fessed up to also having to blow a load at work. In fact I have wood right now for no reason. It's certainly not the website I am supposed to b building lol.
  • Hothouse

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    Jun 22, 2011 7:57 PM GMT
    I'm sure there are a lot of guys that have blown a load at work - they may not be willing to admit to it.
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    Jun 22, 2011 8:12 PM GMT
    wolverinecub86 said
    paulflexes said
    wolverinecub86 saidI think I am too horny. I cannot make it through am 8 hour workday without needing to jerk off in the bathroom.
    I see no problem with that unless your job is adult actor.


    Lol yeah that would b a problem. Hmmm maybe I am in the wrong field.... Did I really need to take out all those college loans? lol


    Still no one else has fessed up to also having to blow a load at work. In fact I have wood right now for no reason. It's certainly not the website I am supposed to b building lol.
    I've blown lots of loads at work...with and without a partner. icon_cool.gif
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    Jun 22, 2011 8:26 PM GMT
    paulflexes said
    wolverinecub86 said
    paulflexes said
    wolverinecub86 saidI think I am too horny. I cannot make it through am 8 hour workday without needing to jerk off in the bathroom.
    I see no problem with that unless your job is adult actor.


    Lol yeah that would b a problem. Hmmm maybe I am in the wrong field.... Did I really need to take out all those college loans? lol


    Still no one else has fessed up to also having to blow a load at work. In fact I have wood right now for no reason. It's certainly not the website I am supposed to b building lol.
    I've blown lots of loads at work...with and without a partner. icon_cool.gif


    Lol I feel like there should b a followup story for that. How did u have time for sex or even a bj at work. I am taking notes on this one lol.
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    Jun 23, 2011 2:59 AM GMT
    Maybe you just like to be caught; the excitement of beating off in public turns you on.
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    Jun 23, 2011 3:34 AM GMT
    wolverinecub86 saidSo no one else has this problem and has to jerk off during work? I can't b the only one...

    also I feel I must jerk off as soon as I get home from the gym and b4 bed, but its much less of an issue, because its on my time.
    There must b other (really) horny toads on rj.


    one time i was really horny during school, so I went to the bathroom and just jerked off. i felt dirty doing it in there but i had a strong urge that i had to right then and there. don't judge me lol icon_redface.gif
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    Jun 23, 2011 6:15 PM GMT
    If it makes you feel better, I have JO at work many times. Once even in the company car at night. It was a long drive back from Germany. But damn it felt good.
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    Jun 23, 2011 6:46 PM GMT
    The little lady with the building cleaning crew always looks at me funny when she leaves the men's room. I'm like, "What?"
  • Hothouse

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    Jun 23, 2011 6:48 PM GMT
    dayumm saidThe little lady with the building cleaning crew always looks at me funny when she leaves the men's room. I'm like, "What?"



    Love it!
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    Jun 23, 2011 9:40 PM GMT
    Yep, numerous occasions in the office building mensroom.
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    Jun 24, 2011 9:01 AM GMT
    I've done it a few times over the years, not on a regular basis though and I can't remember the last time.

    Are you having sex regularly?

    If it's not hurting anyone and you're not spending hours in there, dunno what the problem is really.
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    Jun 24, 2011 1:17 PM GMT
    Pure saidI've done it a few times over the years, not on a regular basis though and I can't remember the last time.

    Are you having sex regularly?

    If it's not hurting anyone and you're not spending hours in there, dunno what the problem is really.


    Lol, I was having sex often enough. Like every few weeks. But lately.... No. I am sick of random hookups and want to b in a relationship. Have a guy to cuddle with after we fuck, to cook for and have him cook for me. To go swimming with and to lift with and then after to come home and unwind with some tv or videogames.

    So no more a4a or manhunt lol.

    Anyway when I am having sex, I normally am even more horny than usual tho. It makes me think of the last time I fucked and i inevitably get hard lol.
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    Jun 25, 2011 12:08 PM GMT
    There's no such thing as "having" to jack off. icon_rolleyes.gif Learn to enjoy your horny sensations when you're not someplace you can easily take matters into your own hand. You'll feel a rush every time your excited member pulses and you're not grabbing onto it. It's not a problem to be quickly taken care of, it's a fun feeling to have.

    When I wasn't working from home it was always an option to rub one out during the day in any event. Nobody's going to think twice when you "excuse" yourself unless it's more than once in the morning or afternoon. A lot of people even set aside time in their workdays to take their daily while on the job to save toilet paper money, after all. Every now and then I would excuse myself when there was nothing yellow or brown to get rid of. Unless your colleagues are pervs nobody's going to peek around a urinal partition or under a stall wall. It's easier when you're not a moaner and can nut pretty fast, to be sure. I could normally take care of business and be back at my desk inside of ten minutes to get back to the business I was being paid to take care of. But quickly and furtively stroking was never as good as doing it at a natural pace in the privacy of home anyway.

    I could go into all the pathological implicatons of someone's feeling that they "have to" JO while at work, but nahhhhhh.
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    Jun 25, 2011 12:31 PM GMT
    wolverinecub86 said
    Pure saidI've done it a few times over the years, not on a regular basis though and I can't remember the last time.
    If it's not hurting anyone and you're not spending hours in there, dunno what the problem is really.

    Lol, I was having sex often enough. Like every few weeks. But lately.... No. I am sick of random hookups and want to b in a relationship. Have a guy to cuddle with after we fuck, to cook for and have him cook for me. To go swimming with and to lift with and then after to come home and unwind with some tv or videogames.
    Anyway when I am having sex, I normally am even more horny than usual tho. It makes me think of the last time I fucked and i inevitably get hard lol.

    Hey, I jerk-off all the time at work. I am surrounded by predominantly male co-workers and get turned on by some of the hotties quite often, so I slip into the bathroom and rub one out in the stall. This is especially true working outside during the warmer months when we're wearing uniform shorts and I see all the thick, hairy, muscular legs on the guys. (I'm a leg man)
    And I agree...it seems when having sex, I'm more horned up and jack off even more between sessions. All this talk and reading this thread has actually got me hard, Soooooo......
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    MuslNorganLikr saidThere's no such thing as "having" to jack off. icon_rolleyes.gif Learn to enjoy your horny sensations when you're not someplace you can easily take matters into your own hand. You'll feel a rush every time your excited member pulses and you're not grabbing onto it. It's not a problem to be quickly taken care of, it's a fun feeling to have.

    Sometimes the feeling becomes so overwhelming that you just gotta blow. Is it a matter of HAVING to or WANTING to?? Hey, If it feels good and no one else is bothered by it....NO HARM,NO FOUL!! I say go for it Wolverinecub86 and don't feel like it's an issue or that you should be ashamed. I have other sex stories that have happened at work, but that's another thread!! icon_cool.gif