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    Jun 23, 2011 9:00 AM GMT
    What the title says.

    "This weekend, I can either be physically assaulted in a mosh pit at the Eyes Set to Kill concert, nasally assaulted by non-bathing nerds playing Magic, or sexually assaulted at Pride. Hmm. Choices."
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    Jun 23, 2011 9:47 AM GMT
    "Having a c*nt of a week...gonna end up starting WWIII with someone soon"

    (And that'll either be a chick I work with or my trainer icon_mad.gif )
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    Jun 23, 2011 12:52 PM GMT
    "My Starbucks is closed this morning because of a bomb threat. Why would someone want to blow up Starbucks?! I do appreciate that they left the wifi on."
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    Jun 23, 2011 12:54 PM GMT
    "I'm kinda loving all these California/Pakistan and the Whitey Bulger/Bin Laden parallels."
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    Jun 23, 2011 12:54 PM GMT
    On standby......at Houston International Airport.
  • nooceansleft

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    Jun 23, 2011 1:07 PM GMT
    Just figured out that he's actually not leaving for Japan until sunday. Woops.
  • rf_dal

    Posts: 380

    Jun 23, 2011 1:13 PM GMT
    There's a piece of paper in my car with a single red speck on it and whenever I see it I'm scared for just a moment that someone has a laser scope sniper rifle nearby. I play too many video games.
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    Jun 23, 2011 1:23 PM GMT
    Does it have to be a status update or anything you shared?
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    Jun 23, 2011 1:33 PM GMT
    "Don't sweat the petty things, and don't pet the sweaty things!"
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    Jun 23, 2011 1:53 PM GMT
    Great news for me; I am not relocating to my company's Little Falls office! I get to stay in Secaucus. This means a short stress-free commute and a room with a view :-)

    (I included a link showing the entrance to my office along with my nameplate).
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    Jun 23, 2011 1:55 PM GMT
    Counting down the days to San Francisco!
  • rf_dal

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    Jun 23, 2011 1:56 PM GMT
    xanadude said"Don't sweat the petty things, and don't pet the sweaty things!"


    Hm the second one could be fun tho in some cases ;)
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    Jun 23, 2011 1:59 PM GMT
    Life lesson: when those four elite-looking runners ask you if you want to do the run with them, DO NOT DO IT! You'll end up halfway up a mountain shitting in a bush with a sunburn!
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    Jun 23, 2011 2:00 PM GMT
    "Everyday I am shuffling.

    I usually just post a song lyric. i dont use FB too much
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    Jun 23, 2011 2:06 PM GMT
    So my mom and sister were just standing beside Kevin Bacon and my sister reached out and touched him. LOL!
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    Jun 23, 2011 2:22 PM GMT
    "Oops, Happy Belated Summer Solstice Everybody"
  • Posted by a hidden member.
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    Jun 23, 2011 2:35 PM GMT
    "quality over quanitity, that's for sure"
  • Twenty_Someth...

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    Jun 23, 2011 2:40 PM GMT
    "morning is useless..."
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    Jun 23, 2011 2:43 PM GMT
    "hates push-cart dimsum"
  • Timbales

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    Jun 23, 2011 2:46 PM GMT
    "No apology is good enough to take back his hate. There's a difference between a joke and saying you want to stab someone with a knife."
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    Jun 23, 2011 2:59 PM GMT
    "my anus is itchy"
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    Jun 23, 2011 3:30 PM GMT
    "getting excited for 4th of July vacation in Alexandria, VA"
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    Jun 23, 2011 3:32 PM GMT
    "I just had a dream that I was retelling a bad dream I had earlier in the night to a group of people who wouldn't listen. Can't win can I?"
  • crls64

    Posts: 95

    Jun 23, 2011 3:34 PM GMT
    You can't escape Karma...it is what it is. It doesn't judge, it's neither good nor bad. It's the results of all actions, positive and negative! Have a great day Fb family!
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    Jun 23, 2011 3:38 PM GMT
    I don't have facebook anymore but my posts were always a joke about something. My last post was, "Going to my Christian book club meeting in a hour. Tonight we're burning Sarah Palin's Going Rogue."

    I just wanted to get a reaction from people, and that night I sure got some reactions. icon_twisted.gif