When those "home professionals" come to your house to do work.. Lookout.......

  • HndsmKansan

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    Jun 23, 2011 4:05 PM GMT
    So you hear the stories about the guys that come to your house to do work.... painters, electricians, plumbers and interesting things that happen.

    Had a couple of electrical issues I needed to have reviewed so I called the company that put in my electical fixtures in my 3rd bathroom when it was finished in 2007. Dayum..... cute, very cute. Probably about 35, very straight, kids... and did I say he was hot. If I thought he was gay and I was single, he wouldn't have left this house for at least a couple of hours. icon_evil.gif

    But he took a business card and we talked investments so I got something out of it....LOL
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    Jun 23, 2011 4:45 PM GMT
    There were once these two Mormon boys who kept coming by the house every day, and were always extra nice.
    Then one day ...
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    Jun 23, 2011 4:50 PM GMT
    paulflexes saidThere were once these two Mormon boys who kept coming by the house every day, and were always extra nice.
    Then one day ...


    Then one day .. what? Are you going to hell Paul?? LOL
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    Jun 23, 2011 5:28 PM GMT
    paulflexes saidThere were once these two Mormon boys who kept coming by the house every day, and were always extra nice.
    Then one day ...


    I saw that movie.
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    Jun 23, 2011 5:29 PM GMT
    HndsmKansan said
    paulflexes saidThere were once these two Mormon boys who kept coming by the house every day, and were always extra nice.
    Then one day ...


    Then one day .. what? Are you going to hell Paul?? LOL
    I'm not because I don't believe in it, but they might. icon_twisted.gif
  • musclepuppy

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    Jun 23, 2011 5:32 PM GMT
    Misleading title icon_sad.gif

    Came in here hoping it was sexy story time icon_twisted.gif
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    Jun 23, 2011 5:55 PM GMT
    endo said
    paulflexes saidThere were once these two Mormon boys who kept coming by the house every day, and were always extra nice.
    Then one day ...


    I saw that movie.


    I saw that movie too; wasnt it called 'Bad Behavior?'
    Two hot mormon guys came to this house, some buff leatherman lets them in, 'disciplines' them with his hard cock, fucks them both, and they both entered this world of hot leather mansex!
    Yeah, really hot... icon_twisted.gif
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    Jun 23, 2011 5:57 PM GMT
    GigoloAssassin said
    endo said
    paulflexes saidThere were once these two Mormon boys who kept coming by the house every day, and were always extra nice.
    Then one day ...


    I saw that movie.


    I saw that movie too; wasnt it called 'Bad Behavior?'
    Two hot mormon guys came to this house, some buff leatherman lets them in, 'disciplines' them with his hard cock, fucks them both, and they both entered this world of hot leather mansex!
    Yeah, really hot... icon_twisted.gif


    I was thinking of Latter Days... but now I want to see that one!
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    Jun 23, 2011 6:13 PM GMT
    I had a yard boy, hot as could be, probably about 20, approach me with his flyer about a month ago. He's talking about showing me his equipment, and going the distance, doing what it takes... I'm feeling like Clark Griswald at the panty counter in Christmas Vacation. I was seriously waiting for him to ask if he could take something out for me. I'm turning every shade of red and he's absolutely clueless. So embarrassing.
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    Jun 23, 2011 6:24 PM GMT
    Hndsm- I thought you got screwed over for a second there.

    But if he's as hot as you say he is, then sadly, that wasn't the case. =/
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    Jun 23, 2011 6:25 PM GMT
    Ten years ago with my first house in Long Island I had an implausible string of hot straight contractors. The general contractor was (seriously!) a blonde former underwear model; the painter he subcontracted who happend to be his workout partner was an Italian competitive bodybuilder; and a string of plumbers that I got out of the phone book looked as if each had been cast by Chi Chi LaRue. Fast forward a decade to my second house in the same area and the eye candy soured considerably, I'd be subjected to butt crack I'd rather forget and I kept asking myself "Where have all the hot blue collar guys gone?" I expect given the economy they'll be returning within five years once the value of a technical certification over a college degree sinks in.
  • HndsmKansan

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    Jun 23, 2011 8:04 PM GMT
    yayomgalky saidMisleading title icon_sad.gif

    Came in here hoping it was sexy story time icon_twisted.gif


    It really wasn't misleading... but we want you to read....
    And I wasn't going to lie and tell you I seduced him... but I certainly could have if the situation was different.