Damn, the guy is smoking hot!

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    Jun 26, 2011 4:14 AM GMT
    My dad has a friend and the friend's daughter recently got married to this really hot dude. When I first saw the guy, I already knew he was packing some serious muscle even with his clothes on. His biceps literally bulge out of his shirt and it's just a beautiful sight. Now because of my dad's friendship, our family gets invited to the house a lot for dinners, bbqs, and other special events, meaning I do see this hunk a lot. So every time I go, I get a little uncomfortable when I'm around him. I find it really hard not to stare.

    Well today, we got invited again and something special happened. He went in the showers, then came back out with nothing but a towel on! I already knew the guy was smoking before, but DAMN I nearly died when I saw him shirtless today. He had a really nice broad chest and those abs were just amazing. What's worse is that he went paroling around shirtless for about an hour before he put a shirt back on, so that made me really uncomfortable and extremely horny. What's even more uncomfortable for me is that I have him as a friend on facebook and I'm trying really hard not to jizz all over his pictures now. I feel like that will be really awkward.

    Anyway, just wanted to share a little story for tonight. And how do you guys deal with being around incredibly hot guys that you run into on occasion?
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    Jun 26, 2011 4:32 AM GMT
    oblivion161 saidAnd how do you guys deal with being around incredibly hot guys that you run into on occasion?
    If I get too horny I either jack off, or stop looking in the mirror.
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    Jun 26, 2011 5:30 AM GMT
    oblivion161 said... and I'm trying really hard not to jizz all over his pictures now. I feel like that will be really awkward.


    You know that if you do masturbate to his pictures without telling anyone else, he actually won't know. Right?
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    Jun 26, 2011 5:33 AM GMT
    Why do you think I have to jerk off before going to the gym! And after coming back too ;)
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    Jun 26, 2011 5:34 AM GMT
    it didnt happen without pictures
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    Jun 26, 2011 5:37 AM GMT
    If you have him on FB, im sure he has shirtless pics in there you can fap to.
    Other than that, remember hes straight and married and theres nothing else you can do. icon_confused.gif
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    Jun 26, 2011 5:43 AM GMT
    GigoloAssassin said If you have him on FB, im sure he has shirtless pics in there you can fap to.
    Other than that, remember hes straight and married and theres nothing else you can do. icon_confused.gif


    *sigh* damn those hetero men!
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    Jun 26, 2011 5:46 AM GMT
    GigoloAssassin saidOther than that, remember hes straight and married and theres nothing else you can do. icon_confused.gif


    Since when???
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    Jun 26, 2011 5:50 AM GMT
    GigoloAssassin said If you have him on FB, im sure he has shirtless pics in there you can fap to.
    Other than that, remember hes straight and married and theres nothing else you can do. icon_confused.gif

    What's funny is that he doesn't have any shirtless pictures on facebook at all =( That's why I was in awe of his body when he took his shirt off today. He's a dad now, so he likes posting family pictures of him and his kids instead.
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    Jun 26, 2011 5:50 AM GMT
    You've missed your calling. You should be writing gay erotica.
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    Jun 26, 2011 5:53 AM GMT
    oblivion161 said
    GigoloAssassin said If you have him on FB, im sure he has shirtless pics in there you can fap to.
    Other than that, remember hes straight and married and theres nothing else you can do. icon_confused.gif

    What's funny is that he doesn't have any shirtless pictures on facebook at all =( That's why I was in awe of his body when he took his shirt off today. He's a dad now, so he likes posting family pictures of him and his kids instead.


    *sigh...*
    Weeell...we can't them all buddy. icon_neutral.gif
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    Jun 26, 2011 5:55 AM GMT
    miamimasseur saidYou've missed your calling. You should be writing gay erotica.


    GREAT IDEA!
    And you get PAID.
    Money sometimes is a Bigger turn on. icon_biggrin.gif
  • offshore

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    Jun 26, 2011 7:19 AM GMT
    paulflexes said
    oblivion161 saidAnd how do you guys deal with being around incredibly hot guys that you run into on occasion?
    If I get too horny I either jack off, or stop looking in the mirror.


    Have you tried jerk off while staring yoruself in teh mirror? Triple orgasm?
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    Jun 26, 2011 7:33 AM GMT
    Idk, maybe I'm weird, but the fact that he's married and has kids...I would feel weird jacking off to him, like disrespectful.

    And I would hope he'd post pics of his family and not of himself shirtless.
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    Jun 26, 2011 7:49 AM GMT
    lol just get over him. Straight married and kids is a no. However get to know him as a friend so that you feel less uncomfortable around him. Otherwise you might do somethin weird around him....awkward...
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    Jun 26, 2011 10:17 AM GMT
    Is he or the rest of the family aware that you are gay?

    You must face the fact that almost certainly nothing is going to come from your attraction to him. Think of it as similar to fantasizing over a famous actor or model. The chances of you consummating your sexual attraction are remote to zero. Be pleasant and normal around him, otherwise he is going to think you are odd. He is obviously well into training, so chat to him about workout tips.
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    Jun 26, 2011 10:28 AM GMT
    I have to agree with what others said. Just get over him, he is married and has kids and that's basically a battlefield you don't want to cross onto. icon_neutral.gif
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    Jun 26, 2011 10:40 AM GMT
    paulflexes said
    oblivion161 saidAnd how do you guys deal with being around incredibly hot guys that you run into on occasion?
    If I get too horny I either jack off, or stop looking in the mirror.



    I agree. I think I read this in Hints from Heloise. icon_eek.gif
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    Jun 26, 2011 11:08 AM GMT
    I think he picked up on the attention you are paying to him by strutting around with only a towel on. He was either fucking with your head or could be on the down low bi. Guys with stellar bodies like that usually love the attention they get. If he's bi ya just never know.
  • Fritter

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    Jun 26, 2011 11:18 AM GMT
    CHIdude saidWhy do you think I have to jerk off before going to the gym! And after coming back too ;)


    I thought I was alone in this ritual icon_biggrin.gif
  • rnch

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    Jun 26, 2011 11:22 AM GMT
    MuchMoreThanMuscle saidFrom the title of the thread I was anticipating pics. icon_sad.gif




    yup icon_exclaim.gif



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    Jun 26, 2011 12:13 PM GMT
    dream on iticon_redface.gif
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    Jun 26, 2011 1:58 PM GMT
    MuchMoreThanMuscle saidFrom the title of the thread I was anticipating pics. icon_sad.gif


    Me too. icon_cry.gif
  • jlly_rnchr

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    Jun 26, 2011 2:02 PM GMT
    I don't look directly at them, or I turn into a stuttering puddle of jelly. Thank god my male friends and acquaintances aren't that attractive.
  • rnch

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    Jun 26, 2011 2:04 PM GMT
    pics! pics! pics!


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