Hotlist rescue! --- new game from the crazy lobe of my brain =o)

  • bad_wolf

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    Jun 27, 2011 1:20 PM GMT
    Was talking to Pure about this so thought I'd put it out there.

    An evil diabolical genius has kidnapped every member of your Hotlist and is ready to throw them into the turbine of a jet engine and make mince meat out of all them, starting a monologue and laughing manically as his stroke his handlebar moustache.

    You arrive, spandex tight and cape blowing in the wind and in that split second, you have to save one and regrettable leave the rest to die, (faster than a speeding bullet, you are not) to carry them in your arms and fly off to your secret superhero hide out, the rest you can fill with your imagination.

    Whom so you save? No dawdling or they’re all goo!
  • Life_Is_Good_...

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    Jun 27, 2011 3:27 PM GMT
    you shouldn't wear the cape, it may get caught in the turbine and poof, you are destroyed too.

  • bad_wolf

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    Jun 27, 2011 3:29 PM GMT
    Edna Mode was totally on the ball there
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    Jun 27, 2011 3:31 PM GMT
    It's...too...hard!


































    But enough about my cock...I choose a Canadian. I just can't decide which one yet.
  • bad_wolf

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    Jun 27, 2011 3:33 PM GMT
    In the time you've spent getting side tracked your hotlisters are dead; pick one with a seconds thought.
  • jim_sf

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    Jun 27, 2011 3:37 PM GMT
    shortguybeau.





















    (Or I could just use my heat vision to disable the jet engine.)
  • kew1

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    Jun 27, 2011 3:37 PM GMT
    I'll throw the evil genius into the turbine instead.
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    Jun 27, 2011 3:38 PM GMT
    bad_wolf saidIn the time you've spent getting side tracked your hotlisters are dead; pick one with a seconds thought.


    I think it would have to be http://www.realjock.com/Evil_2

    Today, right now anyway, that's my save.
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    Jun 27, 2011 3:41 PM GMT
    bad_wolf saidWas talking to Pure about this so thought I'd put it out there.

    An evil diabolical genius has kidnapped every member of your Hotlist and is ready to throw them into the turbine of a jet engine and make mince meat out of all them, starting a monologue and laughing manically as his stroke his handlebar moustache.

    You arrive, spandex tight and cape blowing in the wind and in that split second, you have to save one and regrettable leave the rest to die, (faster than a speeding bullet, you are not) to carry them in your arms and fly off to your secret superhero hide out, the rest you can fill with your imagination.

    Whom so you save? No dawdling or they’re all goo!


    first off a jet turbine will not start with shit in it, secondly you need to meet minimum clearances without getting sucked in, i believe its 35ft front the inlet on say a b737 , don t remember how many feet across, so you will die regardless and so will all those members, once the jet is fully spun up to idle.


    perhaps people hanging on a string above the inlet pipe of a damn, they will get chewed up in there very well and there is a super high chance of getting dragged in?
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    Jun 27, 2011 5:56 PM GMT
    Pure said
    bad_wolf saidIn the time you've spent getting side tracked your hotlisters are dead; pick one with a seconds thought.


    I think it would have to be http://www.realjock.com/Evil_2

    Today, right now anyway, that's my save.


    Thats a good choice Pure, thats a damn good choice.
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    Jun 27, 2011 5:57 PM GMT
    One look at my hotlist will explain how I manage to avoid precarious situations like these.
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    Jun 27, 2011 6:00 PM GMT
    technically speaking the bones of the first guy of my hot list would cause an engine malfunction since even bones from a goose is sufficient to cause engine malfunction so this situation is irrelevant since only one will die
  • matt13226

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    Jun 27, 2011 6:14 PM GMT
    i would save cuz he is like a cool older brother to me and he likes wrestling

    http://www.realjock.com/jawrhed
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    Jun 27, 2011 8:08 PM GMT
    bad_wolf saidWas talking to Pure about this so thought I'd put it out there.

    An evil diabolical genius has kidnapped every member of your Hotlist and is ready to throw them into the turbine of a jet engine and make mince meat out of all them, starting a monologue and laughing manically as his stroke his handlebar moustache.

    You arrive, spandex tight and cape blowing in the wind and in that split second, you have to save one and regrettable leave the rest to die, (faster than a speeding bullet, you are not) to carry them in your arms and fly off to your secret superhero hide out, the rest you can fill with your imagination.

    Whom so you save? No dawdling or they’re all goo!
    I'd save the jet.
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    Jun 27, 2011 10:34 PM GMT
    paulflexes saidI'd save the jet.

    Same... the engine is useful









    although I'd certainly save FootballHawk
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    Jun 27, 2011 10:48 PM GMT
    Myself... duh
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    Jun 27, 2011 10:51 PM GMT
    Can you have sex with them to choose who lives or dies...

    You know you want too...;-)
  • austex85

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    Jun 27, 2011 10:52 PM GMT
    luckily, no hotlist. dilemma avoided!
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    Jun 27, 2011 11:05 PM GMT
    http://www.realjock.com/daniel11
    Because he reminds me of this guy I met my freshman year of college that well I had a huge crush on icon_redface.gificon_redface.gificon_redface.gif
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    Jun 27, 2011 11:08 PM GMT
    FearTheFall saidMyself... duh


    Jeez, conceited much?









































    icon_lol.gif Haha, just kidding!
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    Jun 27, 2011 11:11 PM GMT
    lilTanker said
    paulflexes saidI'd save the jet.

    Same... the engine is useful









    although I'd certainly save FootballHawk
    Awwww how sweeeeeet! icon_biggrin.gif
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    Jun 28, 2011 5:58 AM GMT
    A jet engine will never make minced meat of them , due to the fact than the fan of a high-bypass turbofan engine ,acts as a centrifugal separator to force ingested materials( like birds ,ice ,etc ) to the outside of the fan's disc . As a result , such materials go through the unobstructed bypass duct , rather than though the core of the engine with contains the smaller and more fragile compressor blades . So it will be difficult for a human body to go through the core to be minced off . But they will sure die from not be able to breath .
  • FriscoJansen

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    Jun 28, 2011 6:23 AM GMT
    Welp, I don't think I would need to save Supermannicon_razz.gif but I'd be looking at Hoodiestud and tell him to hold on tighticon_smile.gif
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    Jun 29, 2011 3:49 AM GMT
    lilTanker said
    paulflexes saidI'd save the jet.

    Same... the engine is useful









    although I'd certainly save FootballHawk



    awww, you suprised me with your sweetness! thanks! icon_smile.gif
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    Jun 29, 2011 3:55 AM GMT
    I don't have anyone on my hotlist...does this make me handlebar moustache guy?