The wheels on tha bus

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    Jun 28, 2011 5:55 PM GMT


    So here i sit n tha orlando bus station gettin read ta head ta naples fl, ta meet up with one of my best friends for a lil 10 day work/vacation getaway, so im definitely gonna need some entertainment haha. its a 4 1/2 hr trip by car, or 8:15 by bus, ya its gonna b a long trip, but im ready, at least i think so, i'm afraid its gonna be a full bus, im hopin ta get somewhere near tha back with a window seat, not sure if i should get tha left side or tha right, left side window might have a view, but also gotta fight tha sun bein on me hmm what ta do what to do, prolly gonna try an sit net to somebody that doesnt look too filthy or crazy, this could be interesting...

    Im so damn bored, was sposta get on tha bus at 1:30 it's almost 2:00 an were all still standin here

    Anybody ever travel by bus?
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    Jun 28, 2011 6:22 PM GMT
    Traveled by bus...no intentions of ever doing that again.
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    Jun 28, 2011 7:55 PM GMT
    Not too bad so far, bus is half empty, tried ta build a charger for my phone out of random shit i had in my backpack, close but no cigar : / fraid ima b bored the rest of tha trip
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    Jun 28, 2011 9:19 PM GMT
    Yup i did when i was in the army,from my home to the barracks in the another city icon_wink.gif
    First city i needed 2 hours the second one i went was about 4 hours,the good thing is i was soo tired so i slept the big part of my traveling
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    Jun 28, 2011 9:23 PM GMT
    I hope you didn't forget to pack your Durag before you left! icon_lol.gif
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    Jun 29, 2011 4:48 AM GMT
    Yes, with a straight guy I had just met at a hostel in San Diego. It was a great trip.
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    Jun 29, 2011 6:01 AM GMT
    Lenoxx saidI hope you didn't forget to pack your Durag before you left! icon_lol.gif


    Nah, i forgot it but i always got my banjo handy
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    Jun 29, 2011 6:06 AM GMT
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    So here i sit n tha orlando bus station gettin read ta head ta naples fl, ta meet up with one of my best friends for a lil 10 day work/vacation getaway, so im definitely gonna need some entertainment haha. its a 4 1/2 hr trip by car, or 8:15 by bus, ya its gonna b a long trip, but im ready, at least i think so, i'm afraid its gonna be a full bus, im hopin ta get somewhere near tha back with a window seat, not sure if i should get tha left side or tha right, left side window might have a view, but also gotta fight tha sun bein on me hmm what ta do what to do, prolly gonna try an sit net to somebody that doesnt look too filthy or crazy, this could be interesting...

    Im so damn bored, was sposta get on tha bus at 1:30 it's almost 2:00 an were all still standin here

    Anybody ever travel by bus?


    hay, those aren't the lyrics ;[
    also bus travel is the BEST travel. where else will you find hilarious stories about other people!
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    Jun 29, 2011 6:57 AM GMT
    Johnnyhotsauce said:

    Anybody ever travel by bus?

    I drove for a motorcoach company for a few years.
    In the last 4 or 5 years I took the bus from Duluth to Minneapolis 5 times to make connecting flights to Phoenix, Dallas, Houston and Portland Or. The bus trip from Duluth to Minneapolis is about 3 hours.
    I would never...never make a cross country bus trip as a passenger. Hey...hope you have a good tripicon_biggrin.gif
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    Jul 08, 2011 10:30 PM GMT
    Well here I am again on tha bus, got my seat, all my snacks, cheese n crackers, M&M's honey roasted peanuts, beef jerky, Arizona iced tea, an doritos, all set on that department, if I had a way to charge my phone that would make this trip a lot more fun 4 me, this damn thing has 110 volt electrical outlets an free wifi, hopin attha next stop they'll have a charger I can buyhave only been on tha bus an hour an a half an battery in this old iPod touch is almost gone,(only bout 15% left) am gonna be so bored when that happens, got a book, guess I could try that whole readin thing : /
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    Jul 08, 2011 10:33 PM GMT
    Jus drove by a opossum don't think he was playin opossum tho. The second person jus couldn't figure out tha bathroom door, WOW what fun!
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    Jul 08, 2011 10:34 PM GMT
    Johnnyhotsauce saidJus drove by a opossum don't think he was playin opossum tho. The second person jus couldn't figure out tha bathroom door, WOW what fun!


    Wish I was on that bus with you Johnny Hot Sauce, I would entertain you.

    (wow I really need to get laid, asap)
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    Jul 08, 2011 10:44 PM GMT
    The last time I travelled by bus was 1973 from State College, PA to NYC and was so fucking fortunate to be seated next to a nun...a talky nun. icon_rolleyes.gif
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    Jul 08, 2011 10:53 PM GMT
    This is one of the most amusing threads I've seen in a while.

    A few weeks ago I took the train from Toronto to NYC. It was a 14 and a half hour long ride! I slept for quite a bit of the way, but still! Long!!
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    Jul 08, 2011 11:00 PM GMT
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    Johnnyhotsauce saidJus drove by a opossum don't think he was playin opossum tho. The second person jus couldn't figure out tha bathroom door, WOW what fun!


    Wish I was on that bus with you Johnny Hot Sauce, I would entertain you.

    (wow I really need to get laid, asap)


    wish u were here too buddy, this is hilarious, if I can do this for the whole trip Ima have a blast! As for tha last part I don't think this bus is Rollin through ur city haha.
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    Jul 08, 2011 11:01 PM GMT
    Johnnyhotsauce said
    Chainers said
    Johnnyhotsauce saidJus drove by a opossum don't think he was playin opossum tho. The second person jus couldn't figure out tha bathroom door, WOW what fun!


    Wish I was on that bus with you Johnny Hot Sauce, I would entertain you.

    (wow I really need to get laid, asap)


    wish u were here too buddy, this is hilarious, if I can do this for the whole trip Ima have a blast! As for tha last part I don't think this bus is Rollin through ur city haha.


    You mean your not going to San Francisco? Awe shucks!
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    Jul 08, 2011 11:03 PM GMT
    I'm gettin this whole bus thing figured out, it might b prety cool, booked on tha day of, cost like $47 (prolly woulda spent more in gas, an I can sit here in my luxurious air conditioned splendor chatting on free wifi to some cool peeps, all while somebody else does the drivin! I might really get used ta this haha
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    Jul 08, 2011 11:03 PM GMT
    Consider which side is going to be sunny. You might want to avoid the heat or sun in your eyes.

    If you want to sit alone, you can sit on the aisle seat, put a bag on one of the seats and something in your lap so people won't ask you to hold your bag, you can dress up really nice so people are either intimidated by you or they are afraid that if they sit next to you, it'll look like a public admission that they think you're hot and that's intimidating too.

    One day on a bus, I made a big list of things like this. Some of them are a bit jerky.

    More:
    Don't sit too far at the back. There's a point when people get far enough back that they realize they won't be getting their own seat and desperation takes over. They will take any seat they can get to avoid having to backtrack and look silly.
    put on earphones, and when someone considers asking to sit there, they'd have to talk louder to get your attention and that's dissuading.
    Mist your face to look like you're really sweaty.
    Get a really angry/anxious/crazy look on your face.
    Bring your knees to your chest and put your head down on it to look like you're crying. eeeergh
    Talk to yourself.
    Go through your bag really busily so you're too involved to be asked.
    Tell them "You're sitting here. No no you're sitting here. No just SIT here!" icon_eek.gif

    Sometimes you just can't help it, and in those cases, try to make your seat attractive when approached by people who are thin enough to not crowd over into your seat, and look clean & tidy.

    Hope that helps!
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    Jul 08, 2011 11:05 PM GMT
    Chainers said
    Johnnyhotsauce said
    Chainers said
    Johnnyhotsauce saidJus drove by a opossum don't think he was playin opossum tho. The second person jus couldn't figure out tha bathroom door, WOW what fun!


    Wish I was on that bus with you Johnny Hot Sauce, I would entertain you.

    (wow I really need to get laid, asap)


    wish u were here too buddy, this is hilarious, if I can do this for the whole trip Ima have a blast! As for tha last part I don't think this bus is Rollin through ur city haha.


    You mean your not going to San Francisco? Awe shucks!


    jus cause this bus isn't doesn't mean I can't jus catch another haha
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    Jul 08, 2011 11:06 PM GMT
    Johnnyhotsauce said
    Chainers said
    Johnnyhotsauce said
    Chainers said
    Johnnyhotsauce saidJus drove by a opossum don't think he was playin opossum tho. The second person jus couldn't figure out tha bathroom door, WOW what fun!


    Wish I was on that bus with you Johnny Hot Sauce, I would entertain you.

    (wow I really need to get laid, asap)


    wish u were here too buddy, this is hilarious, if I can do this for the whole trip Ima have a blast! As for tha last part I don't think this bus is Rollin through ur city haha.


    You mean your not going to San Francisco? Awe shucks!


    jus cause this bus isn't doesn't mean I can't jus catch another haha


    Heres to hoping stud!

    (man I really need to get laid lol!)
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    Jul 08, 2011 11:09 PM GMT
    SkinnyBitch saidConsider which side is going to be sunny. You might want to avoid the heat or sun in your eyes.

    If you want to sit alone, you can sit on the aisle seat, put a bag on one of the seats and something in your lap so people won't ask you to hold your bag, you can dress up really nice so people are either intimidated by you or they are afraid that if they sit next to you, it'll look like a public admission that they think you're hot and that's intimidating too.

    One day on a bus, I made a big list of things like this. Some of them are a bit jerky.

    More:
    Don't sit too far at the back. There's a point when people get far enough back that they realize they won't be getting their own seat and desperation takes over. They will take any seat they can get to avoid having to backtrack and look silly.
    put on earphones, and when someone considers asking to sit there, they'd have to talk louder to get your attention and that's dissuading.
    Mist your face to look like you're really sweaty.
    Get a really angry/anxious/crazy look on your face.
    Bring your knees to your chest and put your head down on it to look like you're crying. eeeergh
    Talk to yourself.
    Go through your bag really busily so you're too involved to be asked.
    Tell them "You're sitting here. No no you're sitting here. No just SIT here!" icon_eek.gif

    Sometimes you just can't help it, and in those cases, try to make your seat attractive when approached by people who are thin enough to not crowd over into your seat, and look clean & tidy.

    Hope that helps!


    ROBFLMFAO !!!!

    Actually already doin some of those, some guy already beat me to the fetal position crying thing tho : / Haha jus got back on tha bus, got me a car charger, wall charger an cord all for $30 =D
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    Jul 08, 2011 11:15 PM GMT
    I should add:

    When choosing your seat, look for where the air conditioner is, watch for people who are reclining their seat, some seats have extra room so if you have a laptop, go for them. There are sometimes knobs on the ceiling that you wouldn't expect to be vents, but when you twist them, you can control the cool air blowing on you.
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    Jul 08, 2011 11:16 PM GMT
    We are drivin n2 tha darkest cloud ever, not sure where I am, somewhere btwn Tampa an for myers, this looks nasty! Oh ya, an the other thing I meant to do was grab more water, totally forgot an got the 2 monster special instead, jus slammed a 5 hour energy, all kinds of energy jam packed into me on a bus in the rain, not sure but I see the begginnings of a superhero movie here... But what would it be called?
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    Jul 08, 2011 11:33 PM GMT
    Dont worry, when u get to NapTown there will be sun... the first time in like 2 days!! Watchin Uruguay v Chile in Copa America... Uruguay just scored WOOO!!
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    Jul 08, 2011 11:35 PM GMT
    Johnnyhotsauce saidWe are drivin n2 tha darkest cloud ever, not sure where I am, somewhere btwn Tampa an for myers, this looks nasty! Oh ya, an the other thing I meant to do was grab more water, totally forgot an got the 2 monster special instead, jus slammed a 5 hour energy, all kinds of energy jam packed into me on a bus in the rain, not sure but I see the begginnings of a superhero movie here... But what would it be called?


    I would call you Captain Sexy...mmm super heroes!