Things you don't want to hear (but probably will) when you go on a date with a guy for the first time.

  • masculumpedes

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    Jun 30, 2011 1:58 PM GMT
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    Do you like (insert a fetish here)?

    Do you like cottage cheese?

    Do these jeans make my dick look small?

    Do you think I'm, cute?

    We need to talk, first...

    I can't do it that way.

    I changed my mind.

    I told you I preferred handsome men, but for you I would make an exception.
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    Jun 30, 2011 4:52 PM GMT
    I get this all the time when meetings guys for the first time: "You're so tiny/cute/pocket-size/adorable/compact!" That shit drives me up the wall! I don't know whether to take it as an insult or a patronizing compliment. icon_question.gif
  • masculumpedes

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    Jun 30, 2011 4:57 PM GMT
    wildtype87 saidI get this all the time when meetings guys for the first time: "You're so tiny/cute/pocket-size/adorable/compact!" That shit drives me up the wall! I don't know whether to take it as an insult or a patronizing compliment. icon_question.gif


    I bet you have a nice smile...icon_wink.gif
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    Jun 30, 2011 8:13 PM GMT
    "You look like a bottom"

    I get that a lot.

    I also get some other comments that I try to just rub off and ignore.
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    Jun 30, 2011 8:44 PM GMT
    Immediate turn off is when a guy refers to someone as 'hot' on a date.

    IE) Neighbor, PCP, Co-worker....
  • masculumpedes

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    Jun 30, 2011 8:47 PM GMT
    Defenseon said"You look like a bottom"

    I get that a lot.

    I also get some other comments that I try to just rub off and ignore.


    You look very handsome....icon_wink.gif
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    Jun 30, 2011 9:00 PM GMT
    Do not talk about the ex. That kills it. That is worse than politics, don't do it.

    On a first date, I once had a guy talk non-stop for 45 minutes about his ex. I liked him at first, but that ended it quickly.
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    Jun 30, 2011 9:04 PM GMT
    ^Or I use the ex thing to my advantage.

    Many times I've went on about my ex because I really wasn't interested in the person I was on the date withicon_smile.gif It's like free therapy.
  • jkwbb004

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    Jun 30, 2011 9:09 PM GMT
    "So, How long have you been single? Why? "

    and "Oh, your in school for teaching, so you need someone to support you"

    Ughhhh hate those two
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    Jun 30, 2011 9:16 PM GMT
    malefeet saidThings you don't want to hear (but probably will) when you go on a date with a guy for the first time.
    Wow, you're almost as hot as my brother when you're naked!
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    Jun 30, 2011 9:40 PM GMT
    One blind date from ages ago insisted we meet for a drink--nothing else. He sounded so sexy on the phone, I reluctantly agreed.....and oh.....thank you!, thank you!......as soon as we sat down, he started badgering me......."let's go back to my place!!!" ....I reminded him of his stipulation........Gawd......what an
    ugly guy...............no conversational skills, no looks, no charm......I was never so glad to say, "I'll call you!". at the end of a rather short evening.......icon_eek.gif
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    Jun 30, 2011 9:40 PM GMT
    paulflexes said
    malefeet saidThings you don't want to hear (but probably will) when you go on a date with a guy for the first time.
    Wow, you're almost as hot as my brother when you're naked!



    Well...um.....lol.....icon_redface.gif
  • Hokenshi

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    Jun 30, 2011 10:08 PM GMT
    You guys go on some seriously messed-up dates.
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    Jun 30, 2011 10:24 PM GMT
    "So, what are you looking for?" (Yes, on our first date I"m going to lay out my entire theoretical plan for what I want, and then you're going to think I mean you when really I don't icon_razz.gif)

    "Oh you're in psychology, are you analyzing me now?"



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    Jun 30, 2011 10:27 PM GMT
    wildtype87 saidI get this all the time when meetings guys for the first time: "You're so tiny/cute/pocket-size/adorable/compact!" That shit drives me up the wall! I don't know whether to take it as an insult or a patronizing compliment. icon_question.gif


    Oh please, we all know your fun size baby!
  • jim_sf

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    Jun 30, 2011 10:28 PM GMT
    Hokenshi saidYou guys go on some seriously messed-up dates.


    This.
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    Jun 30, 2011 10:51 PM GMT
    "I thought you would have an Asian accent"

    I just wanna poke their eyes with chopstick

  • worley

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    Jun 30, 2011 11:05 PM GMT
    adam228 said"So, what are you looking for?" (Yes, on our first date I"m going to lay out my entire theoretical plan for what I want, and then you're going to think I mean you when really I don't icon_razz.gif)

    This.

    And "Why are you still single?". I don't really have an explanation for it.



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    Jun 30, 2011 11:10 PM GMT
    "what do you look for in a boyfriend?"

    I don't know, not you?
  • Spiritreaver

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    Jun 30, 2011 11:25 PM GMT
    worley said
    adam228 said"So, what are you looking for?" (Yes, on our first date I"m going to lay out my entire theoretical plan for what I want, and then you're going to think I mean you when really I don't icon_razz.gif)

    This.

    And "Why are you still single?". I don't really have an explanation for it.
    Yeah I get asked this quite a bit, and all I can think about are all the things people wouldn't want to date me lol.

    I also kinda feel irked when people can tell I've lost weight and bring it up. "Did you lose a lot weight?" "Do you have loose skin?" Etc. It's like asking someone if they have acne issues just because they have a few pimples on their face. Who does that?

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    Jul 01, 2011 12:21 AM GMT
    So when was the last time you had some good dick!!!!!! Get that one quite often!!!!! icon_mad.gif
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    Jul 01, 2011 12:34 AM GMT
    Do you have a boyfriend?
  • masculumpedes

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    Jul 01, 2011 3:26 AM GMT
    Hey Guys....THANKS TO ALL OF YOU WHO HAVE POSTED....I have been laughing all day! icon_biggrin.gif

    ( I mean I know we are being serious and all..but hey, some of them are kinda funny) icon_twisted.gif
  • sdguy05

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    Jul 01, 2011 3:30 AM GMT
    adam228 said"So, what are you looking for?" (Yes, on our first date I"m going to lay out my entire theoretical plan for what I want, and then you're going to think I mean you when really I don't icon_razz.gif)


    Yes!!!

    "What do you look for in a boyfriend?" is a little better but still annoying. But at least that one I can chalk up to being an awkward conversationalist. Otoh "What are you looking for" = not trying at all.

    "Have you been on many dates lately?"

    And I'll second/third/fourth "Why are you still single?"