WHAT DO I DO?!?

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    Jul 02, 2011 5:14 AM GMT
    THE HOTTEST GUY EVURR, I MEAN LYK EVURR ADDED MEH ON FACEBOOK AND HE LIVES IN PHOENIX AND I JUST SAW HIS FRIENDSHIP REKWEST AND LYK I MELTED~

    SO WUT ARE MY OPTIONS?

    1) STALK
    2) MESSAGE AND SAY HAYYY
    3) LICK MY COMPUTER SCREEN
    4) MELT SOME MOAR
    5) JERK OFF
    6) ALL OF THE ABOVE

    HALLP!!!!!!

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    Jul 02, 2011 5:19 AM GMT
    1) Don't type like you text.

    2) Calm the hell down.

    3) Jerk off. A few times. It'll help you with #2. And getting #2 under control may help you with #1.

    4) Be subtle. Don't message him right away. See if he messages you first. If he doesn't send him a casual message or post in a few days.

    Go from there.



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    Jul 02, 2011 5:56 AM GMT
    lol, well if you had sent him a facebook friend request, how soon would you want him to respond? icon_wink.gif


    ...and calm DOWN! It's a friendship request, not a date. It's all about the fun.

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    Jul 02, 2011 5:57 AM GMT
    Y'll, I don't REALLY talk or type like that lmao....

    But damn he's so hot and he lives in my city and we have NO mutual friends. Weird...
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    Jul 02, 2011 6:10 AM GMT
    luvitohateit saidY'll, I don't REALLY talk or type like that lmao....

    But damn he's so hot and he lives in my city and we have NO mutual friends. Weird...



    lol, well you gotta start somewhere, and he did. Return the compliment, no expectations.

  • DerangedMind

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    Jul 02, 2011 6:50 AM GMT
    do it all, but record yourself and send the video to this HOTTEST GUY EVURR!

    i'm sure he'll be thrilled
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    Jul 02, 2011 9:10 AM GMT
    Sex him.
  • JP85257

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    Jul 02, 2011 9:16 AM GMT
    Who is this person? I live in Phoenix lol
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    Jul 02, 2011 9:51 AM GMT
    calm down and say hi to him.
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    Jul 02, 2011 10:36 AM GMT
    lol, yeah you should calm down, but I have to say this was hilarious to read
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    Jul 02, 2011 11:16 AM GMT
    LOLicon_lol.gif Just needed to say this thread helped start my day off with a laugh.

    luvitorhateit, you are so adorable. Take the advice the other guys have given! icon_wink.gif
  • GQjock

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    Jul 02, 2011 11:20 AM GMT
    You can do all of the above .... Except One icon_rolleyes.gif
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    Jul 02, 2011 11:40 AM GMT
    calm down LMAO and try to talk to him icon_smile.gif
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    Jul 02, 2011 1:17 PM GMT
    what do you do?? ...make sure he never....nevurricon_rolleyes.gif...sees your post on RJ
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    Jul 02, 2011 3:07 PM GMT
    yeah u should totally hype down dude...i mean u typed in all caps lol icon_lol.gif ...calm down and i think causal messaging u know his interests ur interests etc. is where u should start...and gradually build it up to meeting and so forth and so on...
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    Jul 02, 2011 3:09 PM GMT
    cold shower, for one
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    Jul 02, 2011 3:10 PM GMT
    post your instant soulmate love at first site confession on his facebook wall
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    Jul 02, 2011 3:30 PM GMT
    Hope that he never, ever sees this thread.
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    Jul 02, 2011 3:35 PM GMT
    lollzzzz it was totally out of the blue. I mean we have NO mutual friends or whatever, so I find it a bit odd...but I know for a fact that he's gay because his likes include GLEE and Ashley Tisdale... o_O
  • HndsmKansan

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    Jul 02, 2011 3:45 PM GMT
    7) NONE OF THE ABOVE....

    You act like a reasonable guy and make an effort to really get to know him.....
    Always being respectiful and with no expectations.

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    Jul 02, 2011 4:22 PM GMT
    Try something subtle like inviting him to a public facebook event for something somewhere.

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    Jul 02, 2011 5:17 PM GMT
    cturtle saidTry something subtle like inviting him to a public facebook event for something somewhere.



    where you then follow him around like a lost puppy, hold his hand, put your arm around him, and basically latch onto him
  • BlackBeltGuy

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    Jul 02, 2011 5:21 PM GMT
    PowerFade said1) Don't type like you text.

    2) Calm the hell down.

    3) Jerk off. A few times. It'll help you with #2. And getting #2 under control may help you with #1.

    4) Be subtle. Don't message him right away. See if he messages you first. If he doesn't send him a casual message or post in a few days.

    Go from there.





    1) Don't type like you text.


    really, dont do that AT ALL.
  • BlackBeltGuy

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    Jul 02, 2011 5:22 PM GMT
    Cash saidHope that he never, ever sees this thread.


    stalk cash,, win
  • musclepuppy

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    Jul 02, 2011 5:53 PM GMT
    I'd say to go with #3 and #5 first, followed directly by #4. Film it, dub the track Drop Dead Beautiful onto the video and proceed to #2, sending him a link to the video while declaring how attractive he is in explicit detail. If he doesn't respond within 10 minutes, go to #1.





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