Jul 03, 2011 10:27 AM GMT
Jared the Subway Guy: The Fragrance
An exclusive fragrance with delicate overtones of Sweet Onion fortified with the strong seductive scent of Chicken Teriyaki. Crisp and clean like fresh iceberg lettuce on a toasted Parmesan Oregano roll, "Jared: The Fragrance" will cause guys to crave your hot meatballs in marinara sauce.
Just $6.99. For a limited time comes with chips and a soda.
Presenting, "The Verizon Guy: The Odor"
"Can you Smell me Now?"
Make a lasting impression on everyone with the smell that lingers long after you've left the room. Love it, or hate it, people will be talking about you.
Wear it as much as you want nights and weekends for just $49.95 a month with a 2 year contract.
Star Jones: Big Star.
The imposing new scent for gay men. A plus-size fragrance to accentuate your muscles.
"Listen guys, if I can get married (and my ass was bigger than the wedding cake!) then you can too! You just need to try my new cologne!"
Just 1 Easy Payment of $43.17