Princess Peach or Zelda

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    Jul 03, 2011 2:35 PM GMT
    In my opinion, Zelda is the better princess, she has powers, is better looking, doesn't get intentionally kidnapped redundantly like her rival, and is just more awesome. Peach on the other hand is a ditzy, empty headed, slutty tramp who is always kidnapped by Bowser who i know is f#$kin her when he has her alone the slut might just give it up to him lmao icon_razz.gif Who do you think is the better video game princesses out of the two? icon_smile.gif
  • Neurons

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    Jul 03, 2011 3:53 PM GMT
    My vote is for Zelda, as well.
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    Jul 03, 2011 4:20 PM GMT
    TheKrisPandemic saidMy vote is for Zelda, as well.
    Yeah, I think Zelda is the better princess icon_razz.gif
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    Jul 03, 2011 4:24 PM GMT
    zelda is a lazy bitch
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    Jul 03, 2011 4:29 PM GMT
    charlitos saidzelda is a lazy bitch
    icon_eek.gif lol
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    Jul 03, 2011 4:48 PM GMT
    Peach is misunderstood. She is not ditzy. She is not empty headed. She is not slutty. She has a learning disability and she self-medicates often, sometimes to the point where she is unable to distinguish a lamp from Bowser even in broad daylight. The King refused to admit there is a problem with her since it would reflect poorly on his parenting abilities and his ancestral lineage, so she has never been able to seek help for any of her issues as she continues to spiral down to a likely early death. And frankly the Queen is just happy that Bowser is paying Peach any attention at all since Peach is a confirmed lesbian behind closed doors, it would be scandalous in the public eye if she was never seen in public with a man. The Queen thinks an abusive, toxic relationship is more preferable than the scandal. Royal families are ****ed up - but that does not give you any right to assume the worst about her. Don't you feel bad now picking on this poor, innocent victim of her circumstances? icon_razz.gif
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    Jul 03, 2011 4:53 PM GMT
    spaghettimonster saidPeach is misunderstood. She is not ditzy. She is not empty headed. She is not slutty. She has a learning disability and she self-medicates often, sometimes to the point where she is unable to distinguish a lamp from Bowser even in broad daylight. The King refused to admit there is a problem with her since it would reflect poorly on his parenting abilities and his ancestral lineage, so she has never been able to seek help for any of her issues as she continues to spiral down to a likely early death. And frankly the Queen is just happy that Bowser is paying Peach any attention at all since Peach is a confirmed lesbian behind closed doors, it would be scandalous in the public eye if she was never seen in public with a man. The Queen thinks an abusive, toxic relationship is more preferable than the scandal. Royal families are ****ed up - but that does not give you any right to assume the worst about her. Don't you feel bad now picking on this poor, innocent victim of her circumstances? icon_razz.gif
    lmao well i didn't know much about this but i still don't like her that much i mean really can she not get kidnapped just once lol
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    Jul 03, 2011 6:28 PM GMT
    Zelda.
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    Jul 03, 2011 6:30 PM GMT
    Wannabecowboy saidZelda.
    good choice icon_smile.gif
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    Jul 03, 2011 6:42 PM GMT
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    Peach is the best though <3 She has all the boys after her, she can ride a motorbike like no other and shes definitely sexier.
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    Jul 03, 2011 6:45 PM GMT
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    Peach is the best though <3 She has all the boys after her, she can ride a motorbike like no other and shes definitely sexier.

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    Jul 03, 2011 6:59 PM GMT
    Peach is pretty fucking epic. Super smash anyone?
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    Jul 03, 2011 7:00 PM GMT
    Edward22 saidIn my opinion, Zelda is the better princess, she has powers, is better looking, doesn't get intentionally kidnapped redundantly like her rival, and is just more awesome. Peach on the other hand is a ditzy, empty headed, slutty tramp who is always kidnapped by Bowser who i know is f#$kin her when he has her alone the slut might just give it up to him lmao icon_razz.gif Who do you think is the better video game princesses out of the two? icon_smile.gif


    Um... Zelda never gets kidnapped? Lets have a little Zelda History 101:

    OMG POSSIBLE SPOILERS IF YOU HAVEN'T PLAYED ALL THE MAIN LINE GAMES YET! (I left out the DS games and the Oracle games because, well... they suck. :-p)

    Zelda 1 - Zelda is kidnapped by Gannon after splitting her Triforce of Wisdom into 8 shards. Impa charges Link with the task of reforming Zeldas piece of the Triforce and rescuing her.

    Zelda 2: The Adventures of Link - Zelda is put under a spell causing her to fall into an endless sleep.

    Zelda 3: A Link to the Past - Zelda gets kidnapped by Agahnim, sent to the Dark World, and forced to wait in a crystal for Link to save her.

    Zelda: Links Awakening - She's not even in this, but if she were that damn Wind Fish probably would have eaten her.

    Zelda: Ocarina of Time - Zelda and Link get caught snooping on Ganondorf talking to the King. Ganondorf chases Zelda and Impa away and into hiding. After a big reveal at the end of the game, Zelda gets kidnapped by Ganondorf in a crystal and held as bait for Link in his tower.

    Wind Waker: The entire premise of the first half of the story is Ganon kidnapping girls that fit Zeldas description. Talking to towns folk you find out damn near EVERY blond haired chick in the world has been kidnapped by some rainbow bird and taken to Ganons tower.

    Twilight Princess: Zelda gives up her kingdom to Zant in order to save everyones lives, turning them into half-living spirits in the process. She's stuck in what's left of her castle till the end of the game, when she gets... kidnapped by Ganon and used as a puppet.
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    Jul 03, 2011 7:00 PM GMT
    Watermelons saidPeach is pretty fucking epic. Super smash anyone?
    she's ok lol but always is kidnapped icon_razz.gif
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    Jul 03, 2011 7:02 PM GMT
    http://www.collegehumor.com/video/6386756/peach-and-zelda-catch-up

    You will love this video then! Its Peach and Zelda catching up about how much they like being kidnapped!
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    Jul 03, 2011 7:02 PM GMT
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    Edward22 saidIn my opinion, Zelda is the better princess, she has powers, is better looking, doesn't get intentionally kidnapped redundantly like her rival, and is just more awesome. Peach on the other hand is a ditzy, empty headed, slutty tramp who is always kidnapped by Bowser who i know is f#$kin her when he has her alone the slut might just give it up to him lmao icon_razz.gif Who do you think is the better video game princesses out of the two? icon_smile.gif


    Um... Zelda never gets kidnapped? Lets have a little Zelda History 101:

    OMG POSSIBLE SPOILERS IF YOU HAVEN'T PLAYED ALL THE MAIN LINE GAMES YET! (I left out the DS games and the Oracle games because, well... they suck. :-p)

    Zelda 1 - Zelda is kidnapped by Gannon after splitting her Triforce of Wisdom into 8 shards. Impa charges Link with the task of reforming Zeldas piece of the Triforce and rescuing her.

    Zelda 2: The Adventures of Link - Zelda is put under a spell causing her to fall into an endless sleep.

    Zelda 3: A Link to the Past - Zelda gets kidnapped by Agahnim, sent to the Dark World, and forced to wait in a crystal for Link to save her.

    Zelda: Links Awakening - She's not even in this, but if she were that damn Wind Fish probably would have eaten her.

    Zelda: Ocarina of Time - Zelda and Link get caught snooping on Ganondorf talking to the King. Ganondorf chases Zelda and Impa away and into hiding. After a big reveal at the end of the game, Zelda gets kidnapped by Ganondorf in a crystal and held as bait for Link in his tower.

    Wind Waker: The entire premise of the first half of the story is Ganon kidnapping girls that fit Zeldas description. Talking to towns folk you find out damn near EVERY blond haired chick in the world has been kidnapped by some rainbow bird and taken to Ganons tower.

    Twilight Princess: Zelda gives up her kingdom to Zant in order to save everyones lives, turning them into half-living spirits in the process. She's stuck in what's left of her castle till the end of the game, when she gets... kidnapped by Ganon and used as a puppet.



    I knew that Zelda got kidnapped in the series i was simply stating that when whenever she did it was not intentionally whereas with Peach who sets herself to be
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    Jul 03, 2011 7:15 PM GMT
    ZELDA!!!
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    Oh and here is a cosplaying link...He's cute

    linkzeldacosplay.jpg
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    Jul 03, 2011 7:18 PM GMT
    bostonrower88 saidhttp://www.collegehumor.com/video/6386756/peach-and-zelda-catch-up

    You will love this video then! Its Peach and Zelda catching up about how much they like being kidnapped!



    this is awesome!! haha
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    Jul 03, 2011 7:22 PM GMT
    bostonrower88 saidhttp://www.collegehumor.com/video/6386756/peach-and-zelda-catch-up

    You will love this video then! Its Peach and Zelda catching up about how much they like being kidnapped!
    lol that was funny icon_lol.gif
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    Jul 03, 2011 7:27 PM GMT
    OMG that was the best!! icon_biggrin.gif
  • Joeyphx444

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    Jul 03, 2011 7:29 PM GMT
    ZELDA!!!!!

    BTW is she really blonde or brunette??
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    Jul 03, 2011 7:39 PM GMT
    I think nintendo could easily make zelda with more responsibilities. She obvioiusly has the power in my opinion but for some reason they always portray her as the damsel in distress. At the end of OOT when she zapped gannon with that ray or light, well, why couldn't she have done that from the start? That seemed way more powerful than that puny sword. In an emotional comparison though, Peach is much more in tune with her emotions and affections to the person that helps her out (mario and luigi). I'm sure she gives it to them all the time lolicon_twisted.gif. Zelda however, seems like the type of chick who is just all duty, never even giving Link a small peck on the cheek, let alone any relationship or kids. Zelda and Link's relationship is completely political almost. I agree that she is lazy (Zelda), but Nintendo could do more with her given her powers (triforce of wisdom, ssb powers, sheik, etc.).

    I don't really like Peach at all, Daisy on the other hand.

    haha, I feel like a kid again.
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    Jul 03, 2011 7:40 PM GMT
    Joeyphx444 saidZELDA!!!!!

    BTW is she really blonde or brunette??


    Nintendo colors her hair differently, but we could say she is has dirty blonde hair.
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    Jul 03, 2011 7:40 PM GMT
    Peach.

    Because you can't look up Zelda's skirt in Smash Bros.
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    Jul 03, 2011 7:42 PM GMT
    They both suck.. my vote is for Snake. The man treats his own wounds and ends up getting cloned for his awesomeness.. hell, yeah! (Plus, he's good looking)