Daddy has needs

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    Jul 03, 2011 8:16 PM GMT
    I'm vacationing at the hottest beach in texas, South Padre, but i cant find any guys! WTF... :-/ how am i supposed to find hotties when I'm on an island with no gay bars, and the only guys on grindr is a 70 + year old couple.


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    Jul 03, 2011 8:28 PM GMT
    mmm this is what you should of done. Grab you some gay flyers from your local gay bar.(Make sure the location is not showing) Post them where young people may congregate. Post next to a coffee shop so you can have a view of who's checking these flyers out. Once you see a cute boy checking the flyer out walk up and say my roommate is going to that party. If they sound interested and wanna check it out tell them they can go there with you.

    So after you pick him up have a friend call you to tell you the party was busted. Then ask the guy if we wanna do something else?

    Good luck and hope this helps!
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    Jul 03, 2011 8:29 PM GMT
    well if you're looking for a pair of daddies you found some there icon_eek.gif

    icon_razz.gif Don't look for the guys, let them look for you. icon_razz.gif
    If you can't find any just have a good time there's not much else you can do.
  • MikemikeMike

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    Jul 03, 2011 8:30 PM GMT
    could be worse you could be stuck in a 3rd world country with no clean drinking water with gun shots overhead.icon_idea.gif

    waaaaaaaaaa
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    Jul 03, 2011 9:10 PM GMT
    Ask someone local like a hotel bell hop where on the island the gays hang out. There's got to be an area.
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    Jul 03, 2011 9:19 PM GMT
    silkrock saidmmm this is what you should of done. Grab you some gay flyers from your local gay bar.(Make sure the location is not showing) Post them where young people may congregate. Post next to a coffee shop so you can have a view of who's checking these flyers out. Once you see a cute boy checking the flyer out walk up and say my roommate is going to that party. If they sound interested and wanna check it out tell them they can go there with you.

    So after you pick him up have a friend call you to tell you the party was busted. Then ask the guy if we wanna do something else?

    Good luck and hope this helps!


    Haha this is longwinded, devious and perhaps a touch creepy, but brilliant.
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    Jul 03, 2011 9:39 PM GMT
    cold saidHave you considered suicide?


    LOL
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    Jul 03, 2011 10:52 PM GMT
    RHUK said
    silkrock saidmmm this is what you should of done. Grab you some gay flyers from your local gay bar.(Make sure the location is not showing) Post them where young people may congregate. Post next to a coffee shop so you can have a view of who's checking these flyers out. Once you see a cute boy checking the flyer out walk up and say my roommate is going to that party. If they sound interested and wanna check it out tell them they can go there with you.

    So after you pick him up have a friend call you to tell you the party was busted. Then ask the guy if we wanna do something else?

    Good luck and hope this helps!


    Haha this is longwinded, devious and perhaps a touch creepy, but brilliant.


    For unconventional times you need to use unconventional methods. Esspecially trying to find gays in foreign places
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    Jul 03, 2011 10:54 PM GMT
    waxon saidhow am i supposed to find hotties when I'm on an island with no gay bars, and the only guys on grindr is a 70 + year old couple.
    Move.
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    Jul 03, 2011 11:03 PM GMT
    creepy post title of the day!

    You aint no daddy.

    Yet!
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    Jul 03, 2011 11:05 PM GMT
    Put on a pair of Speedos and the other gays will come. icon_lol.gif

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    Jul 03, 2011 11:24 PM GMT
    waxon saidI'm on an island with no gay bars, and the only guys on grindr is a 70 + year old couple.
    cold saidHave you considered suicide?
    SmileySmileySmileySmiley
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    Jul 03, 2011 11:47 PM GMT
    lilTanker saidcreepy post title of the day!

    You aint no daddy.

    Yet!


    I disagree on both! Anyone can be a Daddy if they have the right attitude and enough gumption. And the sexy title is the only reason I clicked on it.
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    Jul 03, 2011 11:48 PM GMT
    SkinnyBitch saidI disagree on both! Anyone can be a Daddy if they have the right attitude and enough gumption. And the sexy title is the only reason I clicked on it.

    I totally agree!

    and he aint no daddy hahaha
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    Jul 03, 2011 11:55 PM GMT
    SkinnyBitch said
    lilTanker saidcreepy post title of the day!

    You aint no daddy.

    Yet!


    I disagree on both! Anyone can be a Daddy if they have the right attitude and enough gumption. And the sexy title is the only reason I clicked on it.



    The expert on sexy titles decided "SkinnyBitch" was a good screen name.
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    Jul 04, 2011 12:52 AM GMT
    Scruffypup said
    SkinnyBitch said
    lilTanker saidcreepy post title of the day!

    You aint no daddy.

    Yet!


    I disagree on both! Anyone can be a Daddy if they have the right attitude and enough gumption. And the sexy title is the only reason I clicked on it.



    The expert on sexy titles decided "SkinnyBitch" was a good screen name.
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    It is a good name! I often describe myself as a skinny bitch as opposed to a musclehead. It's apt, what more should a name be?
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    Jul 04, 2011 1:06 AM GMT
    Drive to Stinger's in Corpus. The gayness hits you like a mace in the face. Yes it is a little far. But you are in South Texas. The only less gay area in the country you could have picked would be ... West Texas. Your next vacation perchance? icon_biggrin.gif
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    Jul 04, 2011 1:53 AM GMT
    Imagine how the one gay guy that has to live there feels? You won't get to meet him...cus he stays home every night.
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    Jul 04, 2011 1:57 AM GMT
    waxon saidI'm vacationing at the hottest beach in texas, South Padre, but i cant find any guys! WTF... :-/ how am i supposed to find hotties when I'm on an island with no gay bars, and the only guys on grindr is a 70 + year old couple.


    booo @ life

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    Eww, get the F out of there bud! Seriously? No gay bars? 70s yr-olds on grindr? (wait, they know what grindr is? Good for them!)

    Thought: Ask around I am sure there are places like a segment of beach that's popular with the bi or gay guys.
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    Jul 04, 2011 4:27 AM GMT
    cityaznguy said
    waxon saidI'm vacationing at the hottest beach in texas, South Padre, but i cant find any guys! WTF... :-/ how am i supposed to find hotties when I'm on an island with no gay bars, and the only guys on grindr is a 70 + year old couple.


    booo @ life

    south-padre-island.jpg


    Eww, get the F out of there bud! Seriously? No gay bars? 70s yr-olds on grindr? (wait, they know what grindr is? Good for them!)

    Thought: Ask around I am sure there are places like a segment of beach that's popular with the bi or gay guys.


    or walk around with that dildo u haveicon_idea.gif
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    Jul 04, 2011 5:27 AM GMT
    good luck.. i worked in harlingen for a while n its like dead zone.
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    Jul 04, 2011 5:29 AM GMT
    I guess your only option is the 70+ couple. They could probably teach you a few tricks. icon_wink.gif
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    Jul 04, 2011 6:03 AM GMT
    A little reading,

    www.spionline.com/features/cob.html

    You could aways post a Craigslist ad
    Good Luck
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    Jul 04, 2011 6:17 AM GMT
    http://corpuschristi.craigslist.org/m4m/
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    Jul 04, 2011 7:44 AM GMT
    xrichx saidPut on a pair of Speedos and the other gays will come. icon_lol.gif



    WIN