Have you ever done something so horrendous you feel like you will never recover from it?

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    Jul 07, 2011 4:25 AM GMT
    I know I have. I shaved off my facial and body hair today. I feel so weak without it, like I'm no longer a man. It's like being superman without the sun, or Bruce Wayne without bitches to fuck and tons of money.

    Woe is me, I might as well become an hero.

    Now your turn to share,

    Signed forever depressed Chainers.
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    Jul 07, 2011 4:26 AM GMT
    Yes.

    Then the jury rendered a not guilty verdict and my conscious is clear.
  • brendanmuscle...

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    Jul 07, 2011 4:27 AM GMT
    when i tore my right arm last year, i was petrified, needed surgery on it, and massively depressed and didnt feel like doing anything for a couple months as my right arm shrunk from 18 inches to just under 15.5 inches

    but hey, i did recover, and im bigger now than i was before i injured myself...
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    Jul 07, 2011 4:32 AM GMT


    Oh lol! You're Samson, and your owns hands and that razor was your Delilah.

    You'll be fine. (I'm cracking up, having done this more than once myself)

    *opens fortune cookie*


    Someone will find you very, very cute.

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    Jul 07, 2011 5:07 AM GMT
    I had whole rack of Memphis Minnie's "Texas Big Beef Ribs" and a cup of their mustard sauce.

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    I cleaned those bones.
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    Jul 07, 2011 5:07 AM GMT
    meninlove said

    Oh lol! You're Samson, and your owns hands and that razor was your Delilah.

    You'll be fine. (I'm cracking up, having done this more than once myself)

    *opens fortune cookie*


    Someone will find you very, very cute.



    Laughing at a man in tears, for shame doug, for shame.

    I actually did it because the Latino that I mentioned in an earlier thread is coming in on Friday, and he prefers guys who are shaved (all though he said my chest hair is sexy) and I figured if he is gonna fly up to see me, then I might as well shave my chest for him.
  • JP85257

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    Jul 07, 2011 5:14 AM GMT
    Yah.

    I got 2 DUI's in 2008 and I am having extreme trouble getting a job.

    (no lectures please)

    I made my mistakes and now I have to ALWAYS put on my job that I have "committed a crime."

    FUCK.
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    Jul 07, 2011 5:19 AM GMT
    JP85257 saidYah.

    I got 2 DUI's in 2008 and I am having extreme trouble getting a job.

    (no lectures please)

    I made my mistakes and now I have to ALWAYS put on my job that I have "committed a crime."

    FUCK.


    And suddenly I feel like an asshole. Thanks jp, and sorry to hear about that. You will recover in time no worries!
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    Jul 07, 2011 5:22 AM GMT
    Chainers said
    JP85257 saidYah.

    I got 2 DUI's in 2008 and I am having extreme trouble getting a job.

    (no lectures please)

    I made my mistakes and now I have to ALWAYS put on my job that I have "committed a crime."

    FUCK.


    And suddenly I feel like an asshole. Thanks jp, and sorry to hear about that. You will recover in time no worries!

    LOL Dont feel like an asshole. You asked.

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    Jul 07, 2011 5:22 AM GMT
    I killed a man.

    And then I ate him.

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    Jul 07, 2011 5:27 AM GMT
    Ariodante saidI killed a man.

    And then I ate him.




    Okyouwin.

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    Jul 07, 2011 5:30 AM GMT
    Ariodante saidI killed a man.

    And then I ate him.



    i read a strange story about this guy in germany who did that. he actually cooked a certain part of his body infront of the guy he later ate and killed and they ate this body part together

    it was truely unusual and bizarre
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    Jul 07, 2011 5:31 AM GMT
    brendanmuscles said
    Ariodante saidI killed a man.

    And then I ate him.



    i read a strange story about this guy in germany who did that. he actually cooked a certain part of his body infront of the guy he later ate and killed and they ate this body part together

    it was truely unusual and bizarre


    guten tag
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    Jul 07, 2011 5:45 AM GMT
    JP85257 said
    Chainers said
    JP85257 saidYah.

    I got 2 DUI's in 2008 and I am having extreme trouble getting a job.

    (no lectures please)

    I made my mistakes and now I have to ALWAYS put on my job that I have "committed a crime."

    FUCK.


    And suddenly I feel like an asshole. Thanks jp, and sorry to hear about that. You will recover in time no worries!

    LOL Dont feel like an asshole. You asked.



    Yea but here I am bitching about my body hair I shaved off for a hottie latino coming up and then you put that crap down.

    Makes me feel like an ass.
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    Jul 07, 2011 12:05 PM GMT
    Ariodante said
    brendanmuscles said
    Ariodante saidI killed a man.

    And then I ate him.



    i read a strange story about this guy in germany who did that. he actually cooked a certain part of his body infront of the guy he later ate and killed and they ate this body part together

    it was truely unusual and bizarre


    guten tag


    As Brecht used to say, "Erst kommt das Fressen und dann kommt die Moral."
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    Jul 07, 2011 12:10 PM GMT
    TexDef07 said
    Ariodante said
    brendanmuscles said
    Ariodante saidI killed a man.

    And then I ate him.



    i read a strange story about this guy in germany who did that. he actually cooked a certain part of his body infront of the guy he later ate and killed and they ate this body part together

    it was truely unusual and bizarre


    guten tag


    As Brecht used to say, "Erst kommt das Fressen und dann kommt die Moral."


    Do we have to go there?
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    Jul 07, 2011 12:15 PM GMT
    I once wore socks with sandals.
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    Jul 07, 2011 12:16 PM GMT
    Well, at least it will grow back. WHY DID YOU DO IT THOUGH??

    I once put Veet (that's Nair to you yanks) on my bum because I wanted a silky smooth ass, well it was lovely for an hour or so but it was then really sore and itchy for the next few days! Certainly regretted that.
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    Jul 07, 2011 12:23 PM GMT
    Did the same to me nuts.........ouch!
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    Jul 07, 2011 12:27 PM GMT
    ... Yeuuaa... I have made innumerable guilt riddled mistakes... I no longer have a pot to peal a potato in ...or a redeeming quality to throw it out of .. .icon_idea.gificon_exclaim.gif



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  • Timbales

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    Jul 07, 2011 12:43 PM GMT
    yeah, his name was Frank
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    Jul 07, 2011 3:15 PM GMT
    Pure saidWell, at least it will grow back. WHY DID YOU DO IT THOUGH??

    I once put Veet (that's Nair to you yanks) on my bum because I wanted a silky smooth ass, well it was lovely for an hour or so but it was then really sore and itchy for the next few days! Certainly regretted that.


    It's because I'm a monster!
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    Jul 07, 2011 3:20 PM GMT
    Chainers saidI know I have. I shaved off my facial and body hair today. I feel so weak without it, like I'm no longer a man. .


    I shave my face every day... come on.. geez.

    I think there are always things we regret from years ago, maybe even childhood. I do as well. I remember them and really say they were inexcusable and I should have known better.
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    Jul 07, 2011 3:30 PM GMT
    Iceblink saidI once wore socks with sandals.


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    NO! WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?!?
  • masculumpedes

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    Jul 07, 2011 3:37 PM GMT
    HndsmKansan said

    I think there are always things we regret from years ago, maybe even childhood. I do as well. I remember them and really say they were inexcusable and I should have known better.


    I agree...one night I asked my mom if I could have a cookie before dinner....she said " Yes, but just one.."....and I took two....icon_redface.gif