I'm in love with my banker. He's 24, blond, blue eyed, about 6 inches shorter than me and cute as the proverbial button. OK, it's not love, but lust. Still, anyone else out there got it going for their banker?

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    Jul 07, 2011 4:28 AM GMT
    If you do what does the banker look like?
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    Jul 07, 2011 4:44 AM GMT
    definitely. my investment banker is a total hottie. i'd totally bang him to get my fees reversed.
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    Jul 07, 2011 5:56 AM GMT
    There's this cutie at my bank. The gaydar is strong with this one. But I don't think I'd want to get involved with anyone that has access to my scrilla. If things don't work out, he might steal my $50 life savings! icon_lol.gif
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    Jul 07, 2011 6:30 AM GMT
    What's a banker?
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    Jul 07, 2011 6:55 AM GMT
    Ask him, "I'd like to make a deposit in your account" and then wink suggestively.
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    Jul 07, 2011 12:53 PM GMT
    Bankers are wankers too!
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    Jul 07, 2011 1:04 PM GMT
    yell out "This is a stick up"

    then take your cock out

    he'll get the idea...



  • laxdude25

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    Jul 07, 2011 1:15 PM GMT
    I was once an investment banker, and was committed to full client service. Very happy clients.
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    Jul 07, 2011 1:20 PM GMT
    laxdude25 saidI was once an investment banker, and was committed to full client service. Very happy clients.


    I'd flirt with you ;) icon_biggrin.gif Actually I'm usually shy and polite lol
  • laxdude25

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    Jul 07, 2011 1:25 PM GMT
    hey Fivealive. My banking territory used to include Karachi, and even trips to Toronto at times. So I would have had you covered wherever you were.
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    Jul 07, 2011 1:26 PM GMT
    paulflexes saidWhat's a banker?


    I do all my baking online... so I echo this sentiment.
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    Jul 07, 2011 1:45 PM GMT
    I use an ATM for everything. So my banker, much like my sex life, is all self serve.
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    Jul 07, 2011 1:51 PM GMT
    Wow, this thread title is a major fail.

    I've seen cute bankers but I think it's like any service industry, eventually you'll find someone working a counter or window who's hot. I get charged for talking to a person so I don't have a banker.
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    Jul 07, 2011 2:01 PM GMT
    sahem62896 said
    paulflexes saidWhat's a banker?


    I do all my baking online... so I echo this sentiment.


    I do all my banking in person, but the only people I interact with are the bank tellers, who are all women.
  • JerseyBlues

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    Jul 07, 2011 2:13 PM GMT
    My banker is super cute...light brownish hair, big, bright blue eyes, a smile that could light up the night. I'd see him every time I was at the bank and we'd talk and flirt all the time. Unfortunately I wasn't out at the time and never followed through. I know, stupid me. Then I moved out of town and on a visit I saw him out, but didn't approach him, but called later on. He met me at the gate at the airport and we talked until my flight took off...unfortunately he had a boyfriend at the time. We stayed in touch and 15 years later are still very close friends which I wouldn't trade for anything.
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    Jul 07, 2011 2:16 PM GMT
    My late Father, who had a wonderfully wicked sense of humor, once told me:

    "Robert, if you want to be happy and successful in life, remember the Rule of 3 Bs: always be on first-name terms with your banker, your barber, and your bartender."

    These days I use online banking, and cut my own hair, but I do make up for it with the last of the Bs, knowing quite a few bartenders by first name. (Actually I've always had a personal banker, but I hardly rely on them, and none of them have been cute)
  • laxdude25

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    Jul 07, 2011 2:18 PM GMT
    Art Deco, your dad was a very wise man!
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    Jul 07, 2011 2:24 PM GMT
    My extra hot financial adviser met me through a gay friend, has a wife and 3 kids, and is purportedly a full-blooded hetero, but every time we meet I catch his eyes wondering towards my crotch area. Then when we part, he gives me a very tight, lingering hug, like he's about to kiss me. I don't have any feelings for him, but I wouldn't mind if he went down on his knees and blew me in his office one of these days.
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    Jul 07, 2011 2:35 PM GMT
    laxdude25 saidArt Deco, your dad was a very wise man!

    Thanks. He was alternately serious and silly, and I never knew which, because he loved setting traps for me. He could relate the most impossible nonsense, but with such gravity and authority you were absolutely convinced it was true.

    The drawback for him was that like the boy who cried wolf too often, I didn't always believe him when he was being truly serious. An advantage for me today is that I'm very skeptical of "experts" who spout "facts" like you hear on FOX News. I suspect they might be like my Father, trying to "pull my leg."

    BTW, I think he would've added 4th & 5th Bs to his list if he could've made tailor and maitre d' work. He was just having fun with me.
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    Jul 07, 2011 2:43 PM GMT
    xrichx saidThere's this cutie at my bank. The gaydar is strong with this one. But I don't think I'd want to get involved with anyone that has access to my scrilla. If things don't work out, he might steal my $50 life savings! icon_lol.gif


    are you a gay Jedi?
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    Jul 07, 2011 2:59 PM GMT
    lol oh my gosh these comments are so witty! hehehe specially the one about making a deposit into HIS account hehe clever ;) I actually know a guy that is just like that. Tall, handsome, beautiful smile, wears glasses, knows how to handle money very well icon_wink.gif I wish I was dropping money off right now where he works icon_biggrin.gif
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    Jul 07, 2011 2:59 PM GMT
    Dated mine for 10 years
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    Jul 07, 2011 3:02 PM GMT
    sahem62896 said
    paulflexes saidWhat's a banker?


    I do all my baking online... so I echo this sentiment.


    Which means all your dates come from online too.. Maybe? icon_confused.gif lol
  • HndsmKansan

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    Jul 07, 2011 3:04 PM GMT
    Nope... but the drive through tellers are all very nice to me.. always calling me by name. No hot men however icon_sad.gif
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    Jul 07, 2011 5:28 PM GMT
    Yup my banker is good looking and can help with my net worth... no brainer