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  • RHUK

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    Jul 08, 2011 12:09 AM GMT
    Ive got a date tomorrow, Ive never had a gay date, Ive barely ever had a straight date.

    What do you do? Is there a protocol?

    Someone give me some good jokes to refer to when the conversation runs out...

    I'm hideously inappropriate when I meet people for the first time, I just know we'll be talking about something nice and then I'll go off on some joke about the holocaust and I can see him there across from me with his mouth wide open thinking 'what the fuuuuck' but then I plow on regardless, possibly mentioning abortion and incest along the way for kicks.

    Car crash or Tunnel-of-Love, I'll let you know tomorrow
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    Jul 08, 2011 12:12 AM GMT
    I just went the general rule of "be yourself."

    Because let's face it- even if you were to put your best foot forward and bag him you'll eventually want to be yourself anyways. Might as well let them know what's up immediately. I'm not saying be rude or anything.

    Just don't pretend to be something that you aren't.
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    Jul 08, 2011 12:21 AM GMT
    Is the date simply eating out somewhere?

    Have a fun time~
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    Jul 08, 2011 12:25 AM GMT
    If you like him and want to see him again, don't get drunk and don't sleep with him.

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    Jul 08, 2011 12:29 AM GMT
    cold said
    Ariodante saidIf you like him and want to see him again, don't get drunk and don't sleep with him.


    Is that really how it works?


    Resounding "Yes".
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    Jul 08, 2011 5:46 AM GMT
    Ariodante said
    cold said
    Ariodante saidIf you like him and want to see him again, don't get drunk and don't sleep with him.


    Is that really how it works?


    Resounding "Yes".


    GODDAMN IT!!!! I've been doing it all wrong! No wonder I'm single!

    So on these "dates", are we supposed to dress up in tux and open the door for the other guy, while sprinkling flower petals after his every footstep?
  • Hunter9

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    Jul 08, 2011 6:01 AM GMT
    I wouldn't worry about, gay dudes love holocaust jokes on a first date
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    Jul 08, 2011 6:04 AM GMT
    Talk about ur common interests...like the movies he loves and u love, music u both enjoy....when the convo runs out, be like "so do you like (enter movie/book/music/tv show/food"

    A topic that will def come up is like how was coming out or r u out or not???

    Other than that, BE YOURSELF!!! Think of it as an experience you will learn from and a fun opportunity to meet someone new instead of this nerve racking experience!
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    Jul 08, 2011 6:08 AM GMT
    One1313 said
    Ariodante said
    cold said
    Ariodante saidIf you like him and want to see him again, don't get drunk and don't sleep with him.


    Is that really how it works?


    Resounding "Yes".


    GODDAMN IT!!!! I've been doing it all wrong! No wonder I'm single!

    So on these "dates", are we supposed to dress up in tux and open the door for the other guy, while sprinkling flower petals after his every footstep?


    No you strip them naked, bound them, gag them, then wave your dick in their face while badgering them with "You want this??? You want this huh??? Well you can't have it! This is our first date and I'm a GENTLEMAN".

    Then you flip them around and prod them with a stick for fun.
  • RHUK

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    Jul 08, 2011 7:32 AM GMT
    Ariodante saidNo you strip them naked, bound them, gag them, then wave your dick in their face while badgering them with "You want this??? You want this huh??? Well you can't have it! This is our first date and I'm a GENTLEMAN".

    Then you flip them around and prod them with a stick for fun.


    Well gee ok if you say so, this is what I will do

    Exactly how many times do you think I should hit him round the face with my penis before taking out the gag?
    I was thinking five, six?
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    Jul 08, 2011 8:06 AM GMT
    dude, just be yourself. i know it probably sounds cheezy and old, but if you dont have to worry about acting like anything, then you dont get nervous.

    For me personally, when someone becomes obscenely inappropriate, I just laugh a little. I know I could care less, and it just shows you have a little humor, and that you are human.
  • RHUK

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    Jul 09, 2011 11:57 AM GMT
    Ariodante saidIf you like him and want to see him again, don't get drunk and don't sleep with him.



    ooooh crap

    it was the alcohol what made me do it

    he was hot though, so totally worth it
  • RHUK

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    Jul 09, 2011 12:00 PM GMT
    I didnt talk about the holocaust or abortion, but we did talk about menstruation for 20 minutesicon_confused.gif
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    Jul 09, 2011 12:51 PM GMT
    RHUK said
    Ariodante saidIf you like him and want to see him again, don't get drunk and don't sleep with him.



    ooooh crap

    it was the alcohol what made me do it

    he was hot though, so totally worth it


    atta boy!