I people watch, then make up a scenario in my head. For example: I see two people talking over lunch:
Babe, you need to quit eating beans before bed.
WTF Jake, you are the one who drug us to that god-aweful mexican joint. I tried to hold the vomit back as I ate whatever was in that burrito.
Babe, I dont care. Your ass smells like death. Look, you said we need to be more open with each other. Just doin my part.
Yea? Well you know what? I lied, your penis IS shaped weird.
Wow, well you looked like you enjoyed it last night.
Right, what I was enjoying was getting it over with so you and your two filthy dogs could go watch ESPN in the den.
Hey, do NOT bring the dogs into this. You said you felt bad for Rocco's skin condition.
Yea- well they are fucking DOGS Jacob Trenton, DOGS.
Well I sure as hell wish they were having lunch with me over you!
.......and so on.
The funniest part is their facial expressions never ever match the story I give them. Its like the calmest angry people ever.