What is the gayest gym exercise?

  • Paradigm_Shif...

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    Apr 22, 2008 5:48 PM GMT
    My vote is for lying leg curls! lol.

    Every time I do them I feel like a power bottom!! lol

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    Apr 22, 2008 6:01 PM GMT
    I don't know if it is an exercise most people do, but in yoga there is a stretch where you are on your back and you bring legs back so the toes are touching the mat behind your head. Very similar to a certain position for anal intercourse (except the legs are together).
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    Apr 22, 2008 6:45 PM GMT
    Standing cable fly makes me feel like Spider-Man.

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  • ShawnTX

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    Apr 22, 2008 10:31 PM GMT
    I never felt gayer than when I would do barbell squats with my trainer spotting me from behind, like vertical spooning.
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    Apr 22, 2008 10:56 PM GMT
    Donkey Calf Raises

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    I wish I could get guys to help me with that one at the gym
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    Apr 22, 2008 11:20 PM GMT
    MunchingZombie saidDonkey Calf Raises

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    I wish I could get guys to help me with that one at the gym


    That is an exercise? I got to get to a real gym instead of the one in my condo.
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    Apr 22, 2008 11:26 PM GMT
    Wysiwyg60 saidI don't know if it is an exercise most people do, but in yoga there is a stretch where you are on your back and you bring legs back so the toes are touching the mat behind your head. Very similar to a certain position for anal intercourse (except the legs are together).
    )))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))) by the way what about benched dog in yoga. why are those dogs benching?are they hoping something:-)
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    Apr 22, 2008 11:26 PM GMT
    Bench press with a spotter - because my cock is within inches of the guy I'm spotting - plus he can look up my shorts and see the whole package.

    Another one is where I'm doing crunches and a buddy is holding down my feet - meanwhile he is looking up my shorts - and watching me come up and go down - each time I'm up our eyes meet.

    Very, very hot.
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    Apr 23, 2008 12:11 AM GMT
    Pilates. Every bit of it.

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    but it is...tantalizing icon_redface.gif

  • Apr 23, 2008 12:31 AM GMT
    Wysiwyg60 saidI don't know if it is an exercise most people do, but in yoga there is a stretch where you are on your back and you bring legs back so the toes are touching the mat behind your head. Very similar to a certain position for anal intercourse (except the legs are together).

    you could be describing a couple of common poses plow (halasana) MA05_75.jpg or happy baby (ananda balasana)happybaby.jpg, on several occasions i've heard it jokingly referred to as "happy boyfriend"
  • EricLA

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    Apr 23, 2008 12:51 AM GMT
    Hip Adductor and Abductor machines.
  • gymguy81

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    Apr 23, 2008 2:20 AM GMT
    butt blaster by far < they work kick ass>they work but DO YOU FEEL FEM
  • Timbales

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    Apr 23, 2008 2:28 AM GMT
    Step Aerobics to hi-NRG versions of Girls Aloud songs
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    Apr 23, 2008 2:33 AM GMT
    Oh, it's definitely spotting someone while he does squats. You wrap your arms around him and press your penis against his ass to help him get back up from the bottom position.

    Of course, it's not necessarily pretty.

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    Apr 23, 2008 3:05 AM GMT
    For a straight guy, I assume a penis on your ass would be good motivation to stand up from a squat as soon as possible. To try and get away from that thing.

    I'm siding with OW.
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    Apr 23, 2008 3:05 AM GMT
    lol....I used to workout with two very ripped natural body builders...both pretty hot and we'd do those donkey calf raises. I was always at half mast.



    maybe thats why they quit working out with me. icon_eek.gif
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    Apr 23, 2008 3:10 AM GMT
    All of the above are so gay and really funny but I have to go with "Jazzercise".

    In the eighties, my wife at the time signed up for a course. She was so excited and told me all about her first session. I suppose I looked a bit condescending since I was in the Army and did a lot of push-ups, pull-ups, sit-ups and ran 4 to 5 miles a day. So she wanted me to come along and see how tough it was, so I signed up. She wouldn't let me stand in the back of the class, my wife didn't want me looking up the other women's asses, so I had to get right up in front in the middle of the class in front of the instructor.
    At the last 15 minutes of the session we do push-ups and other floor exercises. We did this one where we were on the floor on one knee supported by both arms and raised the back leg to work out the butt. Looking through my arms in back of me was a whole dairy. When my wife caught on, she ordered me to stop coming to Jazzercise.

    I was so disappointed, I was about to go out and buy some pink leg warmers. I really like the music of the eighties too. It was such a musical golden age.



  • GeorgeNJ

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    Apr 23, 2008 3:15 AM GMT
    ShawnTO saidI never felt gayer than when I would do barbell squats with my trainer spotting me from behind, like vertical spooning.


    My trainer keeps telling me to stick my butt out more, when I'm doing squats.

    Of course, I obey. icon_wink.gif
  • ShawnTX

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    Apr 23, 2008 4:20 AM GMT
    ggeo17 said[quote][cite]ShawnTO said[/cite]I never felt gayer than when I would do barbell squats with my trainer spotting me from behind, like vertical spooning.


    My trainer keeps telling me to stick my butt out more, when I'm doing squats.

    Of course, I obey. icon_wink.gif[/quote]

    'Like this Daddy...um...I mean sir...uh...'
  • liftordie

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    Apr 23, 2008 4:28 AM GMT
    this one is too easy...."SISSY SQUATS" icon_eek.gif
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    Apr 23, 2008 4:41 AM GMT
    This machine called the butt buster at my gym is pretty much me on my hand and knees sticking my butt in the air to all to see and then pushing my legs up causing my butt to stick out further... I feel beyond nelly bottom just using the thing but I have on more then 3 ocations noticed a guy checking my butt out and for that I thank Jesus.icon_razz.gif
  • art_smass

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    Apr 23, 2008 5:16 AM GMT
    The lying leg curl machine at my gym is right in front of a upright bench press, so when you sit there you're literally staring into the bunghole of the guy in front of you. It's hypnotic.
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    Apr 23, 2008 5:29 AM GMT
    the one where u lay on ur back and the guy does u very hard....a good workout..u loose weight..and strengthen ur core icon_biggrin.gif thats the gayest of them all
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    Apr 23, 2008 5:39 AM GMT
    Moudi saidthe one where u lay on ur back and the guy does u very hard....a good workout..u loose weight..and strengthen ur core icon_biggrin.gif thats the gayest of them all


    your right Moudi, i get the best core workout/burn from being on topicon_wink.gif
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    Apr 23, 2008 5:59 AM GMT
    The deliberate outward facing 10 minute nude "dry off" in the locker room, at the lockers nearest the entrance of the shower. Toss in the wandering eye, the Diesel shoes, the Puma shorts, the black cotton thong, the overly-groomed pubes and there you have it, the Gayest thing at the gym.