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Awemazing Posts: 135
Apr 22, 2008 9:38 PM GMT
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I have this problem of jacking off about...3 to 6 times a day. So, my straight best friend said that he doesn't think I can go 2 weeks without doing it. Today is day one. Neither one of us can think of what I get WHEN I win. Haha. What should my reward be?
nutsoforu Posts: 4
Apr 23, 2008 1:35 AM GMT
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Maybe a jack off?
dude I doubt you can do it...
DCEric Posts: 346
Apr 23, 2008 1:53 AM GMT
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I don't beat off that much and I couldn't go that long... best of luck man.
Timberoo Posts: 2819
Apr 23, 2008 1:53 AM GMT
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Give him a facial. The impact and volume should be like a slap across his face.
Caslon7000 Posts: 7976
Apr 23, 2008 2:00 AM GMT
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Awemazing saidI have this problem of jacking off about...3 to 6 times a day. So, my straight best friend said that he doesn't think I can go 2 weeks without doing it. Today is day one. Neither one of us can think of what I get WHEN I win. Haha. What should my reward be?


What's the point of this? Cum's not like a bank...you dont get to save. Stop your dumb bet and get back to gloriously wanking. I wanked like you do when I was young. Enjoy it while you can.
Global_Citize... Posts: 950
Apr 23, 2008 2:13 AM GMT
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Don't cut back. It's actually good for you. Read all about it.
Awemazing Posts: 135
Apr 23, 2008 6:11 AM GMT
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nutsoforu saidMaybe a jack off?
dude I doubt you can do it...



lol. I can do it. I'll find something to occupy my time.
Awemazing Posts: 135
Apr 23, 2008 6:11 AM GMT
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Timberoo saidGive him a facial. The impact and volume should be like a slap across his face.



Haha. I really doubt he'd agree with that.
Awemazing Posts: 135
Apr 23, 2008 6:14 AM GMT
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Caslon said[quote][cite]
What's the point of this? Cum's not like a bank...you dont get to save. Stop your dumb bet and get back to gloriously wanking. I wanked like you do when I was young. Enjoy it while you can.




We're young. This is the kind of stuff we do cause we have nothing better to pass the time.
rileydp Posts: 33
Apr 23, 2008 5:18 PM GMT
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Dude!!! stop the bet now man.
I've tryed this one before, and won mind you. However it was only one week long, and by the mid week I had a massive pain in gut that was so bad i almost went to see a doctor. When I finally got to J/O it was an amazinly instantanious relief.
Yeah dude you've earned a hand job if you win.... if he doesnt do it, he's got to find sombody HOT AS HELL that will
sean139 Posts: 4
Apr 23, 2008 5:39 PM GMT
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ive tryed that and j/o won hey your reward should be getting a b/j there my favorite
nysexy Posts: 780
Apr 23, 2008 8:43 PM GMT
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Wait...he said u cant jack off...no one said n e thing about getting laid
SurrealLife Posts: 4403
Apr 23, 2008 8:51 PM GMT
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I wish I could jerk off 3-6 times a day, I would have a perpetual grin on my face! Trust me you won't go blind!

Stop the bet right now, you are only 20 for 365 days, and you will never get those 42 to 84 orgasms back.
momewrath Posts: 23
Apr 24, 2008 12:56 AM GMT
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So... how exactly is he going to know that you did or didn't do it?
joedocker Posts: 28
Apr 24, 2008 1:10 AM GMT
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if you do it, he has to jack you off
kinetic Posts: 678
Apr 24, 2008 3:34 PM GMT
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I say do it for yourself, if only to be impressed by how big of a load comes out. Its amazing how much of that stuff can build up!

SurrealLife Posts: 4403
Apr 24, 2008 4:36 PM GMT
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kinetic saidI say do it for yourself, if only to be impressed by how big of a load comes out. Its amazing how much of that stuff can build up!



Not just volume but how far it shoots. If you go the two weeks, jerk off then report back to us on amount of semen and how far it went, to impress us older guys!
MunchingZombi... Posts: 2108
Apr 24, 2008 4:56 PM GMT
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So the you can't jack off for two weeks. But he didn't say that you can't cum. So whore yourself out on Manhunt, have rabbit sex, and two weeks later splash down all over your friends face.
SurrealLife Posts: 4403
Apr 24, 2008 4:58 PM GMT
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MunchingZombie saidSo the you can't jack off for two weeks. But he didn't say that you can't cum. So whore yourself out on Manhunt, have rabbit sex, and two weeks later splash down all over your friends face.


Are you planning to become a lawyer or a politician?
Awemazing Posts: 135
Apr 24, 2008 5:42 PM GMT
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lol. There's no sex, either. I forgot to add that to the original post. I just figured that it was implied.
Koaa2 Posts: 475
Apr 24, 2008 6:58 PM GMT
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I love jacking, why would anyone want to stop. I do it as much as I can.
joescorpio197... Posts: 833
Apr 24, 2008 7:28 PM GMT
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kinetic saidI say do it for yourself, if only to be impressed by how big of a load comes out. Its amazing how much of that stuff can build up!



Wysiwyg60 saidNot just volume but how far it shoots. If you go the two weeks, jerk off then report back to us on amount of semen and how far it went, to impress us older guys!


Oh geez! I already shoot large volumes and good distance when jerking off twice a day. And, when having sex, it's even more (if you really wanna know, ask).

I can't imagine what would happen if I didn't jerk off for a week, haha!
MunchingZombi... Posts: 2108
Apr 24, 2008 7:47 PM GMT
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Wysiwyg60 said[quote]Are you planning to become a lawyer or a politician?


Just what the world needs, another politician constantly jerking off.
SurrealLife Posts: 4403
Apr 24, 2008 7:55 PM GMT
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MunchingZombie said[quote][cite]Wysiwyg60 said[/cite][quote]Are you planning to become a lawyer or a politician?


Just what the world needs, another politician constantly jerking off.[/quote]

Haha, actually the politician's are constantly mouthing off. They jerk the poor voting public around.

Now I am splitting words.
SurrealLife Posts: 4403
Apr 24, 2008 7:57 PM GMT
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Oh geez! I already shoot large volumes and good distance when jerking off twice a day. And, when having sex, it's even more (if you really wanna know, ask).

I can't imagine what would happen if I didn't jerk off for a week, haha!


Do you realize you could be sitting on a goldmine if you could transfer that ability to all guys? We are all very impressed with ourselves when we gush out like a geyser (and our sex partners love it to).
joescorpio197... Posts: 833
Apr 25, 2008 12:09 AM GMT
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Wysiwyg60 said

Do you realize you could be sitting on a goldmine if you could transfer that ability to all guys? We are all very impressed with ourselves when we gush out like a geyser (and our sex partners love it to).


It's just part of what makes me unique

It's not always a good thing...I've blinded a few guys with this gift ;) LOL
gymguy1 Posts: 995
Apr 25, 2008 1:51 AM GMT
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I did this before. My buddy gave up j/o for lent so i did it with him. But he had his girlfriend to help him releive himself. I experienced the same problems as rileydp. Had the worst pain. I couldnt stand up straight. I cant remember how long I lasted but I do remember the pain was gone once I beat off.
redheaded_dud... Posts: 394
Apr 25, 2008 2:22 AM GMT
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Remember "The Contest"? Kramer was out after a few hours. It's tough being master of your domain.


Awemazing Posts: 135
Apr 27, 2008 4:34 AM GMT
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Yeah. I've had that pain before, but that was when I didn't jack off as much. YEARS ago, actually. Blue ball, some call it. I don't know the scientific word for it, but yeah. Google it. It sucks. lol


MomewrathSo... how exactly is he going to know that you did or didn't do it?



I don't lie, and he knows that.

DCEric Posts: 346
Apr 27, 2008 1:23 PM GMT
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The pain must be something like withdrawal.... I don't get that pain, and I probably get off (with or without assistance) about 1-2 times per week. Maybe a slow drop off in frequency would be easier.
realifedad Posts: 1112
Apr 27, 2008 3:39 PM GMT
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At the very least your straight friend should have to jack off together with you, with another bet that whichever of you "SHOOTS" the farthest gets his dinner paid for by the loser. But even that still wouldn't be worth all the loss of jackin pleasure for two weeks !!! Your balls won't be just "BLUE" they'll be "BLACK AND BLUE" !!! HA !!!
Awemazing Posts: 135
Apr 28, 2008 4:48 AM GMT
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lol. The longest I've gone without doing it is about 8 days. It wasn't that bad. No pain or anything, but EVERYTHING turned me on. Haha. If I start to feel even a little pain, I'm gonna have to take care of business, and he'd win, but I'm stubborn, so.....lol
NickoftheNort... Posts: 828
Apr 28, 2008 7:47 AM GMT
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A wank a day keeps insanity at bay.

For me, this kind of abstinence is tantamount to self-torture; to go any more than a couple of days without a wank renders me intolerably cranky (and horny), so *bleh* to this kind of bet.

I don't have any concrete suggestions as to what you're supposed to get in return for this self-torture, but it better be something extraordinary. It isn't much of a bet if all of the potential pain and consequence is on you, with him going scot-free.
PRDGUY Posts: 260
Jul 17, 2008 9:37 AM GMT
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Made same bet with my engaged str8 best friend, who knew right off i was same sex active mainly.... but for only 3 days....

I LOST THE FIRST 24 HRS!

Who got me going....yeppp my str8 friend who puled his cock out, started strokin, and rubbed me... It was too much and I had to blow.... Luckily, after I lost we continued but by jerking each other off. Hot but led to more experimentation on his part! with me.....

My loss was to jerk him off early and often, which was no problem for me!!!!!
Caslon7000 Posts: 7976
Jul 17, 2008 9:57 AM GMT
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PRDGUY saidMade same bet with my engaged str8 best friend, who knew right off i was same sex active mainly.... but for only 3 days....

I LOST THE FIRST 24 HRS!

Who got me going....yeppp my str8 friend who puled his cock out, started strokin, and rubbed me... It was too much and I had to blow.... Luckily, after I lost we continued but by jerking each other off. Hot but led to more experimentation on his part! with me.....

My loss was to jerk him off early and often, which was no problem for me!!!!!

And this guys is str8, you say? ...
GQjock Posts: 3715
Jul 17, 2008 10:57 AM GMT
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5 - 6 Times a day?
Is there anything left after that?
PRDGUY Posts: 260
Jul 17, 2008 4:35 PM GMT
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'And this guys is str8, you say? ... ' ~~~Caslon5000

Yes, that's the way he sexually identified himself when we first started to discuss sexually. Now, he has progressed to wanting to try/experiment all, and we have all exc 1 thing- will he break off his engagement...no, hes marrying a wonderful understanding younger lady! but he know admits that hes bi and enjoys sex with both.
PRDGUY Posts: 260
Jul 17, 2008 4:39 PM GMT
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GQjock said5 - 6 Times a day?
Is there anything left after that?


LOL Well there are balls to be shaved, rj profiles to check out, adjust ur bet on number of posts CASLON will have one month from now! [my guess, 5672, impressive itself!] LOTS TO DO!

26mileman Posts: 598
Jul 19, 2008 4:42 AM GMT
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This seems like a silly way to torment yourself bud.
SilverBird Posts: 452
Jul 20, 2008 4:52 PM GMT
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So who won? and what was the prize?
Fable Posts: 359
Jul 20, 2008 5:34 PM GMT
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GQjock said5 - 6 Times a day?
Is there anything left after that?


nope, it just makes a whistling noise.
SinNombre Posts: 343
Jul 21, 2008 2:20 AM GMT
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I didn't read all the previous posts, so I apologize if someone already said this...but when you win...he should jerk it for you. Lol!
twomack Posts: 85
Oct 05, 2008 9:02 PM GMT
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Hum. You made the wrong bet. You may not jack off but your stuff won't stay in for two weeks man. I'm alost 51 years old and if I don't get a releqase for that long, it will find it's way out in a wet dream. Lol.
Tom_milehigh Posts: 38
Oct 07, 2008 6:31 AM GMT
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I once didn't for three years straight just because I wanted to see if I could. ....and I could lol.
colt358 Posts: 14
Oct 12, 2008 12:40 PM GMT
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Tom_milehigh saidI once didn't for three years straight just because I wanted to see if I could. ....and I could lol.




Hm.
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