Gym Husbands

  • JP85257

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    Jul 13, 2011 10:21 PM GMT
    My roommate and I have what we refer to as "Gym Husbands." We work out at a mainly straight gym, but God bless the eye candy. We have a nick-name for each of them.

    Golden Graham
    Nurse Cookies
    Porn Star
    Super Model
    Porno-Twins
    Guido Fitness

    The list goes on....

    Do you do stuff like this? Its fun.

    And no pics available....
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    Jul 13, 2011 10:23 PM GMT
    This thread is useless without pics...
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    Jul 13, 2011 10:23 PM GMT
    Haha, we do too. For example:

    * Tribal Tommy
    * Red Hat Danny
    * Thug-a-licious
    * The brothers (two very hot brothers)
    * Thug Luvin
    * Silverback
    * Latin Lover
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    Jul 13, 2011 10:24 PM GMT
    Chainers saidThis thread is useless without pics...

    There would be lots of pics if they didnt result in violence.
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    Jul 13, 2011 10:25 PM GMT
    Chainers saidThis thread is useless without pics...


    Ditto.
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    Jul 13, 2011 10:29 PM GMT
    JP85257 saidMy roommate and I have what we refer to as "Gym Husbands." We work out at a mainly straight gym, but God bless the eye candy. We have a nick-name for each of them.

    Golden Graham
    Nurse Cookies
    Porn Star
    Super Model
    Porno-Twins
    Guido Fitness

    The list goes on....

    Do you do stuff like this? Its fun.

    And no pics available....


    Those made me LOL IRL icon_lol.gif
  • JP85257

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    Jul 13, 2011 10:31 PM GMT
    wildtype87 said
    JP85257 saidMy roommate and I have what we refer to as "Gym Husbands." We work out at a mainly straight gym, but God bless the eye candy. We have a nick-name for each of them.

    Golden Graham
    Nurse Cookies
    Porn Star
    Super Model
    Porno-Twins
    Guido Fitness

    The list goes on....

    Do you do stuff like this? Its fun.

    And no pics available....


    Those made me LOL IRL icon_lol.gif

    The fellow gays that go there we just refer to as HGH (Hey GIRL, Hey).
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    Jul 13, 2011 10:34 PM GMT
    I don't do this for the regulars, but I'll try it. First ones that come to mind I'll name:

    -Rad Bromance: two buddies that always work out together, joined at the hip
    -Boy Next Locker: the cutest fucking guy whose assigned basket locker drawer is right next to the locker I always take in the locker room
    -The King and I: an ambiguously gay white guy (caught him staring at me in one of the mirrors, also some subtle body language) that sometimes works out alone, but usually works out with his asian buddy who may just be his BF icon_question.gif

    So many more guys to name...hmmm...

    Edit: Descriptions are in order
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    Jul 13, 2011 10:35 PM GMT
    There are 3 guys at my gym that I would LOVE to fuck the shit out of (or get the shit out of me fucked by them) one is this roided out young guy, the other one stares at me but I know he has a bf, the other one I have no idea, he looks at me (he is middle eastern with body hair all over, drool) but every time i make eye contact with him he looks away.

    Sad days...
  • JP85257

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    Jul 13, 2011 10:36 PM GMT
    The list continues......

    Ryan Raz look-a-like
    Rosey Cheeks
    Patches
    Crusier
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    Jul 13, 2011 10:36 PM GMT
    Chainers saidThere are 3 guys at my gym that I would LOVE to fuck the shit out of (or get the shit out of me fucked by them) one is this roided out young guy, the other one stares at me but I know he has a bf, the other one I have no idea, he looks at me (he is middle eastern with body hair all over, drool) but every time i make eye contact with him he looks away.

    Sad days...

    Just make up names for them.
  • unicoman1

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    Jul 13, 2011 10:38 PM GMT
    yup, my workout bud an I have a great list!

    knickerbocker
    saggy gary
    chill
    comfort food
    magic carpet ride
    bright eyes

    im sure you can guess what many of them are for! lol
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    Jul 13, 2011 10:39 PM GMT
    JP85257 said
    Chainers saidThere are 3 guys at my gym that I would LOVE to fuck the shit out of (or get the shit out of me fucked by them) one is this roided out young guy, the other one stares at me but I know he has a bf, the other one I have no idea, he looks at me (he is middle eastern with body hair all over, drool) but every time i make eye contact with him he looks away.

    Sad days...

    Just make up names for them.


    Yes sir:

    Roided out young guy whom I would let fuck the shit out of me.
    Guy with a bf but I would still fuck anyways and let him fuck the shit out of me.
    Middle eastern guy with tons of hair and stares at me but never makes eye contact and I would let him fuck the shit out of me.

    happy?
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    Jul 13, 2011 10:42 PM GMT
    I think of these guys as Gym husbands.

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    Jul 13, 2011 10:42 PM GMT
    Chainers said
    JP85257 said
    Chainers saidThere are 3 guys at my gym that I would LOVE to fuck the shit out of (or get the shit out of me fucked by them) one is this roided out young guy, the other one stares at me but I know he has a bf, the other one I have no idea, he looks at me (he is middle eastern with body hair all over, drool) but every time i make eye contact with him he looks away.

    Sad days...

    Just make up names for them.


    Yes sir:

    Roided out young guy whom I would let fuck the shit out of me.
    Guy with a bf but I would still fuck anyways and let him fuck the shit out of me.
    Middle eastern guy with tons of hair and stares at me but never makes eye contact and I would let him fuck the shit out of me.

    happy?

    Roiders
    HomeWrecker
    AssTerrorist

    Hows that?
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    Jul 13, 2011 10:43 PM GMT
    JP85257 said
    Chainers said
    JP85257 said
    Chainers saidThere are 3 guys at my gym that I would LOVE to fuck the shit out of (or get the shit out of me fucked by them) one is this roided out young guy, the other one stares at me but I know he has a bf, the other one I have no idea, he looks at me (he is middle eastern with body hair all over, drool) but every time i make eye contact with him he looks away.

    Sad days...

    Just make up names for them.


    Yes sir:

    Roided out young guy whom I would let fuck the shit out of me.
    Guy with a bf but I would still fuck anyways and let him fuck the shit out of me.
    Middle eastern guy with tons of hair and stares at me but never makes eye contact and I would let him fuck the shit out of me.

    happy?

    Roiders
    HomeWrecker
    AssTerrorist

    Hows that?


    If it makes you happy, why not lol.
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    Jul 13, 2011 10:43 PM GMT
    Bouncy Boy, because he "bounces" too much when on the elliptical.

    Spiderman, an ebony black guy who wears equally black Under Armor. Tall and skinny, but toned.

    I'd hate to think what they call me.
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    Jul 13, 2011 10:45 PM GMT
    Three:

    1) Tweedle-Dee
    2) Tweedle-Dum
    3) Cody
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    Jul 13, 2011 10:51 PM GMT
    Bullwinklemoos saidThree:

    1) Tweedle-Dee
    2) Tweedle-Dum
    3) Cody

    Of all people I thought you would have been more creative!! lol
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    Jul 13, 2011 10:54 PM GMT
    Chainers said
    JP85257 said
    Chainers said
    JP85257 said
    Chainers saidThere are 3 guys at my gym that I would LOVE to fuck the shit out of (or get the shit out of me fucked by them) one is this roided out young guy, the other one stares at me but I know he has a bf, the other one I have no idea, he looks at me (he is middle eastern with body hair all over, drool) but every time i make eye contact with him he looks away.

    Sad days...

    Just make up names for them.


    Yes sir:

    Roided out young guy whom I would let fuck the shit out of me.
    Guy with a bf but I would still fuck anyways and let him fuck the shit out of me.
    Middle eastern guy with tons of hair and stares at me but never makes eye contact and I would let him fuck the shit out of me.

    happy?

    Roiders
    HomeWrecker
    AssTerrorist

    Hows that?


    If it makes you happy, why not lol.


    Wait wait wait JP, did you just call guy #3 a terrorist because he is middle eastern?
  • JP85257

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    Jul 13, 2011 10:55 PM GMT
    Chainers said
    Chainers said
    JP85257 said
    Chainers said
    JP85257 said
    Chainers saidThere are 3 guys at my gym that I would LOVE to fuck the shit out of (or get the shit out of me fucked by them) one is this roided out young guy, the other one stares at me but I know he has a bf, the other one I have no idea, he looks at me (he is middle eastern with body hair all over, drool) but every time i make eye contact with him he looks away.

    Sad days...

    Just make up names for them.


    Yes sir:

    Roided out young guy whom I would let fuck the shit out of me.
    Guy with a bf but I would still fuck anyways and let him fuck the shit out of me.
    Middle eastern guy with tons of hair and stares at me but never makes eye contact and I would let him fuck the shit out of me.

    happy?

    Roiders
    HomeWrecker
    AssTerrorist

    Hows that?


    If it makes you happy, why not lol.


    Wait wait wait JP, did you just call guy #3 a terrorist because he is middle eastern?

    No. I was going by your description. The fact that he is Mid Eastern just adds to the funny to me now. LOL
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    Jul 13, 2011 11:00 PM GMT
    -Over the Hill and Far Away - Older guy that always has this freakishly blank stare going on
    -White Knight - Guy that consistently wears the same pair of white shorts and a white T-shirt every time he's there. It doesn't help that his skin is pasty white.
    -Graffiti Guns - A guy with a bunch of tatts, mostly on his arms, chest, and upper back. But it's not like a sleeve so much as it is just a bunch of individual smaller tatts.
    -Oreo - The "opposite" of the White Knight, a pasty white guy that consistently wears black shorts and a black sleeveless shirt. Reminds of an Oreo icon_biggrin.gif

    Edit: I suppose I'll describe these poor unfortunate souls...
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    Jul 13, 2011 11:26 PM GMT
    wildtype87 said-Over the Hill and Far Away - Older guy that always has this freakishly blank stare going on
    -White Knight - Guy that consistently wears the same pair of white shorts and a white T-shirt every time he's there. It doesn't help that his skin is pasty white.
    -Graffiti Guns - A guy with a bunch of tatts, mostly on his arms, chest, and upper back. But it's not like a sleeve so much as it is just a bunch of individual smaller tatts.
    -Oreo - The "opposite" of the White Knight, a pasty white guy that consistently wears black shorts and a black sleeveless shirt. Reminds of an Oreo icon_biggrin.gif

    Edit: I suppose I'll describe these poor unfortunate souls...


    I love it.

    We will have more gym husband names after the gym tonight.
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    Jul 13, 2011 11:29 PM GMT
    Turkish delight

    Jew Boy Bonerz

    (drools)
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    Jul 13, 2011 11:35 PM GMT
    YES!!

    Marine Boy
    Puffy Trainer
    Gorgeous Eyes
    Basketball Boy
    Sir Cocky
    Yelling Man
    Golden God

    and probably others that I can't recall right now.....