THIS? or THAT?

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    Apr 22, 2008 10:33 PM GMT
    A game of comparison...the lesser of two evils...or the best of the rest...H Wah-ha ha ha ha...icon_twisted.gif

    Choose one you like best of the two options.

    Continue with two of your own...

    Smashing your toe or Hitting your head



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    Apr 23, 2008 12:31 AM GMT
    Smashing my toe

    Make out with Bush or Cheney icon_eek.gif
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    Apr 23, 2008 12:37 AM GMT
    Cheney because I've been warned to stay out of the bushes and I can bite cheney's tongue off so the fucker can never speak again (and bush already can't speak).

    Boil on your anus or boil on your dick head?
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    Apr 23, 2008 1:06 AM GMT
    Ewww both nasty but boil on the anus. icon_eek.gif

    I'll just get it removed surgically...icon_twisted.gif





    "well endowed" with no money or "baby prick" with a billion bucks?
  • DCEric

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    Apr 23, 2008 2:13 AM GMT
    "well endowed" with no money

    I'm working on the money part myself.



    broken arm, broken foot?
  • SkyMiles

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    Apr 23, 2008 2:45 AM GMT
    This thread's making me CRINGE!! icon_confused.gif
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    Apr 23, 2008 2:48 AM GMT
    Broken Arm, I can't stand losing mobility.

    Winning the Lottery or having a natural immunity to HIV

  • kinetic

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    Apr 23, 2008 3:06 AM GMT
    Wow, this is getting controversial...
    *sigh*
    Winning the lottery! There are still other STDs that are contractible, so my practices really wouldn't change.

    Cure for Cancer or cure for AIDS?
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    Apr 23, 2008 3:10 AM GMT
    Cure for Aids.
    Loss of sight or lose of hearing
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    Apr 23, 2008 3:14 AM GMT
    cure for Cancer, the spreading of AIDS can be stopped

    Sunny beach weather or a great lightening storm?
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    Apr 23, 2008 3:53 AM GMT
    Loss of hearing

    Great Lightning Storm

    Endless stream of meaningless hot sex OR One man for the rest of your life?
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    Apr 23, 2008 3:59 AM GMT
    Endless stream of meaningless hot sex icon_twisted.gif

    Jumping off of the empire state building and getting your eyelid caught on a nail, or yawning at a party and having a drunk guy throw up develed eggs into your mouth?

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    Apr 23, 2008 4:16 AM GMT
    Jumping for sure.

    Having a one night stand with Rosie O'donnell or a one night stand with rosanne barr?
  • vindog

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    Apr 23, 2008 6:23 AM GMT
    Redneck4life saidJumping for sure.

    Having a one night stand with Rosie O'donnell or a one night stand with rosanne barr?


    Fuck.

    Um...both fat with annoying laughs and not that funny.


    O'Donnell...cuz she DIDN'T have sex with Tom Arnold.



    Freezing to death or burning to death?
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    Apr 23, 2008 6:29 AM GMT
    Freezing to death. Much less pain, unconscious in minutes.

    Finger in a car door or tongue on a frozen metal pole?
  • cbrock

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    Apr 23, 2008 6:31 AM GMT
    finger in car door. at least you're free to leave after. lol


    have sex with a girl or have your dick bitten during oral?
  • MattyC0709

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    Apr 23, 2008 9:26 AM GMT
    Sex with a girl (which in my case is not evil, haha!)

    Shitting or pissing your pants? icon_biggrin.gificon_lol.gificon_razz.gificon_wink.gif
  • Laurence

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    Apr 23, 2008 10:02 AM GMT
    Pissing your pants (easier to get rid of the stain, and not as noticable if your wearing dark pants).

    Saving your mum's life, or saving your Dad's?

    Lozx
  • geebus

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    Apr 23, 2008 11:32 AM GMT
    Ouch, but gun to my head...I'd let them die together. At least they wouldn't have the endless remorse over the loss of the other.

    Sex with a fat, ugly woman who happens to be in a one-sy *shudders* or a male gorilla? (oh me and some str8 friends play this game ALL the time lol)
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    Apr 23, 2008 1:52 PM GMT
    They probably smell equally bad, but I'd keep it in the same species. Probably. I'll go with the fat, ugly woman.

    Would you rather: Be able to fly or to live forever?
  • MattyC0709

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    Apr 23, 2008 2:36 PM GMT
    Definately fly, if I were to live forever I'd end up as a very very VERY old dude! You'll be like "Happy 99999999999999999th Birthday Muttskins!" LOL!

    Accidently have your manhood showing, or geting your ass spanked by the police in public? icon_biggrin.gificon_lol.gificon_razz.gificon_wink.gif
  • MattyC0709

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    Apr 23, 2008 2:42 PM GMT
    I think I'd die with the pain of getting it chopped off! Rather choose death as not to go through that living hell!

    Your partner picking/eating his nose, or biting/eating his toe nails? icon_biggrin.gificon_lol.gificon_razz.gificon_wink.gif
  • HndsmKansan

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    Apr 23, 2008 3:35 PM GMT
    MUTTSKINS!!!!

    Your options are definitely yuck!

    I think I'd rather chew the toenails icon_mad.gif


    So I'm thinking of something for the next person to choose .... which isn't very pleasant....

    Would you rather clean the toilet in a convenience store or clean out your own sewer line at home?
  • irishboxers

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    Apr 23, 2008 3:41 PM GMT
    Doesn't really matter to me, but I'll take the convenience store. I was a manager at a very busy Starbucks out here and the homeless would, well, take care of their business after one too many refills of their venti bold. I know how to clean a bathroom from inside an improvised Hazmat suit. icon_biggrin.gif

    Only man on an island of women, or on the island alone?
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    Apr 23, 2008 4:01 PM GMT
    Only man on an island of women, or on the island alone?

    Hmm...I'd say only man on the island of women. Either way you're going to go mad, but at least this way you have someone to talk to other than yourself.

    Jumping out of an airplane with no parachute, or jumping off a cliff into the torrid ocean below you?