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Jadamo Posts: 287
Apr 22, 2008 10:33 PM GMT
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A game of comparison...the lesser of two evils...or the best of the rest...H Wah-ha ha ha ha...

Choose one you like best of the two options.

Continue with two of your own...

Smashing your toe or Hitting your head



mikeymonday Posts: 34
Apr 23, 2008 12:31 AM GMT
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Smashing my toe

Make out with Bush or Cheney
McGay Posts: 2130
Apr 23, 2008 12:37 AM GMT
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Cheney because I've been warned to stay out of the bushes and I can bite cheney's tongue off so the fucker can never speak again (and bush already can't speak).

Boil on your anus or boil on your dick head?
RyanReBoRn Posts: 423
Apr 23, 2008 1:06 AM GMT
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Ewww both nasty but boil on the anus.

I'll just get it removed surgically...





"well endowed" with no money or "baby prick" with a billion bucks?
DCEric Posts: 165
Apr 23, 2008 2:13 AM GMT
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"well endowed" with no money

I'm working on the money part myself.



broken arm, broken foot?
Colbert_Natio... Posts: 294
Apr 23, 2008 2:45 AM GMT
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This thread's making me CRINGE!!
John43620 Posts: 1603
Apr 23, 2008 2:48 AM GMT
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Broken Arm, I can't stand losing mobility.

Winning the Lottery or having a natural immunity to HIV

kinetic Posts: 571
Apr 23, 2008 3:06 AM GMT
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Wow, this is getting controversial...
*sigh*
Winning the lottery! There are still other STDs that are contractible, so my practices really wouldn't change.

Cure for Cancer or cure for AIDS?
gymguy1 Posts: 803
Apr 23, 2008 3:10 AM GMT
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Cure for Aids.
Loss of sight or lose of hearing
runner16 Posts: 117
Apr 23, 2008 3:14 AM GMT
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cure for Cancer, the spreading of AIDS can be stopped

Sunny beach weather or a great lightening storm?
Crimthann Posts: 678
Apr 23, 2008 3:53 AM GMT
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Loss of hearing

Great Lightning Storm

Endless stream of meaningless hot sex OR One man for the rest of your life?
BearCub17 Posts: 218
Apr 23, 2008 3:59 AM GMT
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Endless stream of meaningless hot sex

Jumping off of the empire state building and getting your eyelid caught on a nail, or yawning at a party and having a drunk guy throw up develed eggs into your mouth?

hahahaha
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Apr 23, 2008 4:16 AM GMT
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Jumping for sure.

Having a one night stand with Rosie O'donnell or a one night stand with rosanne barr?
atlnvmasc Posts: 251
Apr 23, 2008 6:23 AM GMT
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Redneck4life saidJumping for sure.

Having a one night stand with Rosie O'donnell or a one night stand with rosanne barr?


Fuck.

Um...both fat with annoying laughs and not that funny.


O'Donnell...cuz she DIDN'T have sex with Tom Arnold.



Freezing to death or burning to death?
mickeytopogig... Posts: 812
Apr 23, 2008 6:29 AM GMT
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Freezing to death. Much less pain, unconscious in minutes.

Finger in a car door or tongue on a frozen metal pole?
lunchboxwk Posts: 41
Apr 23, 2008 6:31 AM GMT
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finger in car door. at least you're free to leave after. lol


have sex with a girl or have your dick bitten during oral?
muttskins Posts: 810
Apr 23, 2008 9:26 AM GMT
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Sex with a girl (which in my case is not evil, haha!)

Shitting or pissing your pants?
Laurence Posts: 574
Apr 23, 2008 10:02 AM GMT
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Pissing your pants (easier to get rid of the stain, and not as noticable if your wearing dark pants).

Saving your mum's life, or saving your Dad's?

Lozx
geebus Posts: 89
Apr 23, 2008 11:32 AM GMT
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Ouch, but gun to my head...I'd let them die together. At least they wouldn't have the endless remorse over the loss of the other.

Sex with a fat, ugly woman who happens to be in a one-sy *shudders* or a male gorilla? (oh me and some str8 friends play this game ALL the time lol)
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Apr 23, 2008 1:52 PM GMT
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They probably smell equally bad, but I'd keep it in the same species. Probably. I'll go with the fat, ugly woman.

Would you rather: Be able to fly or to live forever?
muttskins Posts: 810
Apr 23, 2008 2:36 PM GMT
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Definately fly, if I were to live forever I'd end up as a very very VERY old dude! You'll be like "Happy 99999999999999999th Birthday Muttskins!" LOL!

Accidently have your manhood showing, or geting your ass spanked by the police in public?
NNJfitandbi Posts: 1026
Apr 23, 2008 2:39 PM GMT
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Manhood showing. Maybe then I'll get the credit I deserve?






Having your dick chopped off in an accident with no surgical reattachment option or death?
muttskins Posts: 810
Apr 23, 2008 2:42 PM GMT
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I think I'd die with the pain of getting it chopped off! Rather choose death as not to go through that living hell!

Your partner picking/eating his nose, or biting/eating his toe nails?
HndsmKansan Posts: 2381
Apr 23, 2008 3:35 PM GMT
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MUTTSKINS!!!!

Your options are definitely yuck!

I think I'd rather chew the toenails


So I'm thinking of something for the next person to choose .... which isn't very pleasant....

Would you rather clean the toilet in a convenience store or clean out your own sewer line at home?
irishboxers Posts: 327
Apr 23, 2008 3:41 PM GMT
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Doesn't really matter to me, but I'll take the convenience store. I was a manager at a very busy Starbucks out here and the homeless would, well, take care of their business after one too many refills of their venti bold. I know how to clean a bathroom from inside an improvised Hazmat suit.

Only man on an island of women, or on the island alone?
MuscleBudSea Posts: 184
Apr 23, 2008 4:01 PM GMT
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Only man on an island of women, or on the island alone?

Hmm...I'd say only man on the island of women. Either way you're going to go mad, but at least this way you have someone to talk to other than yourself.

Jumping out of an airplane with no parachute, or jumping off a cliff into the torrid ocean below you?
muttskins Posts: 810
Apr 23, 2008 4:04 PM GMT
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I think you meant island with women...

Anywayz, I'd rather jump in the ocean. Jumping out of a plane is a guaranteed ticket to your death!

Falling off a 3 storey building, or being chased by a lion?
FlexnBlkTop Posts: 26
Apr 23, 2008 7:50 PM GMT
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The 3 Story Fall, no question. Either you're gonna die quick, or the broken bones will mend... but the lion is going to DEVOUR you BONES and all. In my sophmore year at college a drunk guy got up from a three story fall with only a sprained ankle. So, I guess ten shots of Vodka, and then Up, Up and AWAY! Speaking of which:


Being Granted 7 VAST SUPER POWERS (ie, 500x your strength/endurance, SuperSonic Speed, etc) with THREE EXTREME Weaknesses (ie, deathly allergic to silver, incapacitating fear of heights, etc)?

OR

Being Granted 4 "Mid Range" SuperPowers (ie, 20X your strength/endurance and speed) with two moderate weaknesses (ie, instant sneezing fit around ALL animals, 2nd degree sunburn in direct sunlight)?

I write comic books...what can i say?



DCEric Posts: 165
Apr 23, 2008 7:52 PM GMT
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Being Granted 4 "Mid Range" SuperPowers (ie, 20X your strength/endurance and speed) with two moderate weaknesses (ie, instant sneezing fit around ALL animals, 2nd degree sunburn in direct sunlight)

Everything in moderation for me...


whips or chains?
nysexy Posts: 689
Apr 23, 2008 8:48 PM GMT
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Chains

Chicken or beef??
NNJfitandbi Posts: 1026
Apr 23, 2008 8:51 PM GMT
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Depends on the day of the week, but overall I'd say chicken




Obama or Clinton?
joggerva Posts: 319
Apr 23, 2008 9:06 PM GMT
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ew, don't go down the political route now, then it'll get really gross... but Obama

bad kisser that is great in bed or great kisser that is bad in bed
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Apr 23, 2008 9:22 PM GMT
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I have to go with the bad lkisser that is great in bed.

Let's keep it superficial here...

Fat or ugly (we are talking forever)
Jadamo Posts: 287
Apr 23, 2008 10:07 PM GMT
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Well, I've been both...

But since ugly is the new sexy, I'll go with ugly.

Strawberries or Rasberries

MuscleBudSea Posts: 184
Apr 23, 2008 10:09 PM GMT
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Both??

Strawberries though, I believe they have more nutritional value, and I just think they taste better.

Underwear or commando?
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Apr 23, 2008 10:13 PM GMT
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Undies. I don't like the feel of bare jean fabric

Base model BMW 3 series or a same cost fully loaded Subaru Legacy?
Jadamo Posts: 287
Apr 23, 2008 10:18 PM GMT
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I'm a truck man, but I'll choose the BMW 3 for sounding gay.

Fuck a real vagina or a vagina that used to be a penis

(google SEX CHANGE if you don't know what I'm taking about)
mikeymonday Posts: 34
Apr 23, 2008 10:20 PM GMT
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real

blind or crippled?
Jadamo Posts: 287
Apr 23, 2008 10:26 PM GMT
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blind (then I'll finally learn Braile)

Suffocation by Deepthroat or Chronic Anal Leakage
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Apr 24, 2008 2:41 PM GMT
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Suffocation by Deep Throat, no doubt.

Fried Crickets
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or
Grilled Chicken Feet?
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Apr 24, 2008 2:48 PM GMT
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Crickets - as long as I ca have a side of ranch.

Become a right wing conservative or Uber man-hating Lesbian
Jockbod48 Posts: 1079
Apr 24, 2008 2:57 PM GMT
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Right wing conservative.



Earthquakes in California or tornados in Kansas?
jarhead5536 Posts: 723
Apr 24, 2008 3:10 PM GMT
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Earthquakes in California. It's all over quicker.


Architectural Digest Magazine cover quality house in the 'burbs or Metropolitan Home Magazine cover quality loft condo in the city?
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Apr 24, 2008 3:44 PM GMT
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Architectural Digest - Though I would ultimately prefer Dwell

Pre-Op or Post-op
MuscleBudSea Posts: 184
Apr 24, 2008 7:03 PM GMT
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I *think* I know what you mean....but not sure anyone else does?
Jockbod48 Posts: 1079
Apr 24, 2008 7:09 PM GMT
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Pre-op or post-op? A ref. to a sex change, possibly? Answer: No-op, thank you. I'm very happy with the program exactly the way it is!




A full floor co-op condo in San Francisco overlooking the bay or,
a full floor co-op condo in Manhattan overlooking the park?
lattetzar Posts: 63
Apr 24, 2008 8:06 PM GMT
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SanFran, give me the water.

Would you rather have a penis that grows 1/16 of an inch in lenth and girth with every ejaculation

or

only be able to experience orgasm before the eyes of your parents
nysexy Posts: 689
Apr 24, 2008 8:22 PM GMT
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I'd go for the penis growing w/every ejaculation

Lots of average sex or scanty but good quality sex
lattetzar Posts: 63
Apr 24, 2008 8:31 PM GMT
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lots of average sex. . .there was nothing that said great sex couldn't happen!

would you rather have your inner monolouge narrated by the voice of American Idol judge Randy Jackson

or

have a penis that grows 1/8 of an inch in lenght and girth with every ejaculation.


*note, what happens after 80 ejaculations. . .120?
MuscleBudSea Posts: 184
Apr 25, 2008 2:47 PM GMT
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Hmmm....inner monologue, what would I do with a penis that was too big to do anything with? No thanks =)

Baked or Fried?
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Apr 25, 2008 3:27 PM GMT
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wow that's the hardest decision. In keeping with healthy eating, I will say baked, though I'll have a bite of your fried.

On all fours or on your back?
ITJock Posts: 1220
Apr 25, 2008 3:45 PM GMT
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ROFL

On all fours...

Strawberries or Chocolate in bed?
gayroy Posts: 49
Apr 25, 2008 3:46 PM GMT
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both!


take some Ecstasy in work or acid at a big family gathering?
MuscleBudSea Posts: 184
Apr 25, 2008 5:02 PM GMT
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Seeing as how I've never tried acid...I'll go with the X at work.

But really, it'd be neither...just give me a little coffee and I'm good to go =)

Cock preference: Short and thick or long and thin?
souman5 Posts: 1
Apr 25, 2008 5:17 PM GMT
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long and thin cuz i like long ones better. i want to be able to fit the dick in my mouth and feel it there. or the same up my ass
lattetzar Posts: 63
Apr 25, 2008 5:33 PM GMT
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To keep the thread going, I will pose another this or that.

Would you rather turn a vivid and beautiful shade of green every time you are the slightest bit aroused

or

have your genitals located on the top of your head?
Colm_ Posts: 603
Apr 25, 2008 7:25 PM GMT
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Can't I have both? I'd look like an orchid. I think the green one sounds nice.


Fly open without you knowing, or something hanging out of your nose without you knowing?
MuscleBudSea Posts: 184
Apr 25, 2008 8:06 PM GMT
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Fly open...definitely.

Caught fucking someone's boyfriend by THEIR boyfriend, or caught fucking YOUR boyfriend in your parents bed by your parents?
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Apr 25, 2008 8:29 PM GMT
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Caught by my bed buddy's boyfriend. Perhaps he will join in!

3 months without sex or masturbation or sex with a a bum under the highway.
joeindallas Posts: 341
Apr 25, 2008 10:25 PM GMT
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Bens would have to do the Monks thing but on Day 91 it would be like Mount St Helens.

A person you are friendly with needs a Kidney. You get tested, you are a Match but he does not know, you are a match. Do you give it to him or lie and let him live on dialysis ?
lattetzar Posts: 63
Apr 25, 2008 10:46 PM GMT
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Give it to him. Why even get tested to see if I matched if I wasn't going to do it?

Wake up every morning, yourself as usual, but with a different body.

or

Have the ability to change your physical appearance at a whim, but have continuous and uncontrollable body odor.
BearCub17 Posts: 218
Apr 26, 2008 4:46 PM GMT
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wake up with a different body; that would be sick! Every day would be a suprise.

Fuck a hot college jock with no experience, or a hot older man with lots of experience? haha that's a serious toss up for me
Bear321 Posts: 230
Apr 28, 2008 1:01 AM GMT
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I'll take the hot older man with lots of experience. I like them my age or older please. They are not in a rush.

grilled chicken or grilled steak?
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Apr 28, 2008 5:06 PM GMT
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neither Im a vegetarian. but if forced the chicken
cabernet or merlot?
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Apr 28, 2008 5:08 PM GMT
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Cabernet

deaf or blind?
Soufian Posts: 257
Apr 28, 2008 6:37 PM GMT
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Mmm if deaf, i can't listen to music... i would sacrifice that i guess.. although i'd be depressed for the rest of my life.

So deaf.


Drink shampoo


or

Play with your mom's dildo.
Lazz Posts: 215
Apr 28, 2008 6:45 PM GMT
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Ahhhhhh disgusting

I would prefer to drink the shampoo



Eating your dog's vomit
or

Eating your own faeces
Soufian Posts: 257
Apr 28, 2008 10:05 PM GMT
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hahahha, that's nasty man ... why didn't you just give me the mom's dildo


I would take my own feices ...



Would you rather swim in a pool of used syringes filled with aids and lots of sick diseases(as in saw)

or

Would you rather have your fingers pulled off slowly one by one



Going X-treme.
Jadamo Posts: 287
Apr 28, 2008 10:19 PM GMT
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fingers pulled...I can't stand needles!!

As a top (or bottom), what sensation dominates the other? Everyone feel free to post your own on this one!

The "in" stroke or The "out" stroke
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Apr 28, 2008 10:21 PM GMT
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Definately the in stroke. then the out stroke. then in then out then out then ....
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Apr 28, 2008 10:21 PM GMT
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oh sorry. got lost on that one.... ummmm paper or plastic.
hobronto Posts: 173
Apr 28, 2008 10:24 PM GMT
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DJBens77 saidoh sorry. got lost on that one.... ummmm paper or plastic.


gross. i couldn't do either.

Crystal Pepsi or OK Soda?
Soufian Posts: 257
Apr 28, 2008 10:26 PM GMT
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ccccccrystal pepsi


if you had to live without one of these, what would it be;

Toothpaste


or


Toilet paper
Jadamo Posts: 287
Apr 28, 2008 10:31 PM GMT
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toothpaste...I can always use baking soda or the powdered dental cleaners. I gotz to have my TP.

Locked in a metal box for a year with one repeating song:
The Sign by Ace of Base

or

Barbie Girl by Aqua

(both are coming back & both were copied by other bands many times)
lattetzar Posts: 63
Apr 28, 2008 11:38 PM GMT
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Ace of Base!!

Eternally have a popcorn hull stuck in your teeth

or

loose the taste receptors for sweet
Lazz Posts: 215
Apr 29, 2008 4:34 AM GMT
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Eternally have a popcorn hull stuck in my teeth. (This can be fixed easily compared to the other option)


A serial killer kidnaps you and gives you two options. Which one would you choose?

Getting your penis chopped off

or

Getting paralyzed from the neck down without the possibility of recovery
Sedative Posts: 4415
Apr 29, 2008 12:13 PM GMT
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Lazz saidEternally have a popcorn hull stuck in my teeth. (This can be fixed easily compared to the other option)


A serial killer kidnaps you and gives you two options. Which one would you choose?

Getting your penis chopped off

or

Getting paralyzed from the neck down without the possibility of recovery


Oh God...

Penis chopped off. I'm claustrophobic, I'd go insane if I'm paralyzed. I can probably get reconstructive surgery for the penis. If all else fails, I'd just make myself a woman! ROFL

Homophobic Mom or Homophobic Dad?
Pattison Posts: 1327
Apr 29, 2008 1:08 PM GMT
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Omg. I got both anyway. Much the same.

Would you rather live a life as a full on Mormon.

or The rest of your life in my acre compound.

You can never leave the one you chose. But in One you live in the world, but not of it. In the other you can live all you want of the world. Just not able to leave the compound or One.
MuscleBudSea Posts: 184
Apr 29, 2008 2:47 PM GMT
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Uh, Mormon please. They tend to have lots of sex, kids too, but lots of sex =) That and I could change religions, hehe.

Left alone in the wild with no clothes or supplies to fend for yourself, or live in the world without knowing who you are, what anything is, and having to start over every morning due to daily memory loss.
rowerboy Posts: 125
Apr 29, 2008 2:53 PM GMT
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Left alone in the wild with no clothes or supplies to fend for yourself - since in this case you still have an identity and a possibility of finding civilization in a few days.

east coast?
or
west coast?
rock924228 Posts: 18
Apr 29, 2008 3:41 PM GMT
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East Coast....grittier and more diverse.

Fly on the Wall or Center of Attention?
MuscleBudSea Posts: 184
Apr 29, 2008 6:10 PM GMT
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Oooohh..that's a tough one. I like both, and it really depends on the day and my mood. Not a definite answer, but that's what I say =)

Have magical powers for a day (only able to use to help other people, no personal gain) or 3 wishes (can't wish for money, more wishes or to live forever).
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Apr 29, 2008 6:20 PM GMT
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3 wishes - one of my wishes could be to have magical powers for the day. then i get two more!

only be able to physically see in black and white or only be able to see cognitively in black and white.
atlnvmasc Posts: 251
Apr 30, 2008 1:57 AM GMT
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DJBens77 said3 wishes - one of my wishes could be to have magical powers for the day. then i get two more!

only be able to physically see in black and white or only be able to see cognitively in black and white.


I don't think you'd be able to see in b&w physically if you couldn't cognitively, since all the info is processed in the brain.



No coffee for the rest of your life or no alcohol for the rest of your life?
Lazz Posts: 215
Apr 30, 2008 2:12 AM GMT
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This one is easy because I don't drink either.

Ahhh I would have to go with no alcohol for the rest of your life.


Living with a face full of a million red and itchy acne bumps


or

Living with Elephant sized Ears?

rowerboy Posts: 125
Apr 30, 2008 2:22 AM GMT
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oh my god....i so wanna say either, id rather die, lol, but i guess..........acne.....ughhh

lol


okay, polishing off a 1 liter tub of ice cream or a family sized bag of chips...ive unfortunately just done the ice cream.
Mister_chriS Posts: 160
Apr 30, 2008 2:24 AM GMT
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sounds like an upcoming Saturday night (after finals).

I'd say Ice Cream, I can only eat so many chips....

Sean Connery as James Bond

OR

Daniel Craig as James Bond?
Piggylove Posts: 15
Apr 30, 2008 2:24 AM GMT
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Cure for AIDS.
PRDGUY Posts: 161
Apr 30, 2008 5:49 AM GMT
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Piggylove saidCure for AIDS.


and my choice???


well I'll try and continue... Fielder's choice- A or B

A: Be friends with a mentally challenged person unable to grasp simple, factual concepts,

-or-

Talk to an extreme left winger who hates Bush.



B: Hate ur Boy friend???

-or-

Luv him!


LOL yes last one is trick choice as love and hate are both sides of same emotion- anyone who feels hate has ta feel love as hate is such extreme strong emotion... exactly like love....
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Apr 30, 2008 5:26 PM GMT
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I think I would rather have the mentally challenged person. Bush haters are a dime a dozen.


Grower or shower...

MuscleBudSea Posts: 184
Apr 30, 2008 5:32 PM GMT
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Grower please, I like a surprise.

Hang gliding or para sailing?

Lazz Posts: 215
Apr 30, 2008 5:54 PM GMT
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Hang gliding

Which do you prefer? (Doesn't mean you have to agree with the practice)

Gorilla Poaching

or

Rhino Poaching
DanBasil Posts: 43
Apr 30, 2008 9:44 PM GMT
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Rhino Poaching, I must have a soft spot for that Jane Goodall movie.

Have a hot steamy night w/ the man/men of your dreams.

or

F*ck George W. Bush?
Frank_AZ Posts: 89
Apr 30, 2008 10:00 PM GMT
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Have a hot steamy night w/ the man/men of my dreams
(I wouldn't go near that old buzzard!)


Working in a job you love but the salary is just barely enough to survive

- or-

Working in a job you can't stand but make tons of money

- and quitting isn't an option!
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Apr 30, 2008 10:08 PM GMT
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Working the job you love - you can always pick up a part time.


Always feeling too hot or always feeling too cold?
drakutis Posts: 323
Apr 30, 2008 10:18 PM GMT
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DanBasil saidRhino Poaching, I must have a soft spot for that Jane Goodall movie.

Have a hot steamy night w/ the man/men of your dreams.

or

F*ck George W. Bush?


I would f*ck George Bush the same way he's f*cking us!!









Sex with a co-worker with a dick and ass and nothing else going for him


OR


Being unbearably HORNY!!
GNOME08 Posts: 72
May 01, 2008 12:20 AM GMT
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Being Horny



Guy lied about you, destroyed your rep;

Sue, him for slander

or

Out, him and get him fired?
Jockbod48 Posts: 1079
May 01, 2008 12:24 AM GMT
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Get him fired - because suing for slander would be difficult - if he hasn't enough assets - or you're not sufficiently damaged monitarily.



House in the suburbs or penthouse in the city - of equal value?



GNOME08 Posts: 72
May 01, 2008 1:19 AM GMT
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In the words of Green Acres Give me the countryside


One Night stand:

Football QB

or


Hockey player?
jprichva Posts: 2958
May 01, 2008 1:27 AM GMT
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Jockbod48 said
House in the suburbs or penthouse in the city - of equal value?


I just ADORE a penthouse view!
Darling, I love you, but give me Park Avenue.
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May 01, 2008 1:41 AM GMT
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well since i think goalies and QBs are pussies Id say hockey player.

Stuck on an island for a life with:

city slicker

or

farm boy
jjltexas Posts: 27
May 01, 2008 1:47 AM GMT
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farm boy

No old media or no new media for the rest of your life?
Pattison Posts: 1327
May 01, 2008 2:33 AM GMT
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No old media.


The rest of your life in:

England, pommie land.

Or

A life down in Australia, Oz.
JMAR85 Posts: 16
May 01, 2008 3:29 AM GMT
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Australia,



COKE


OR


PEPSI
Lazz Posts: 215
May 01, 2008 3:35 AM GMT
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Both of them taste the same to me. I could never tell the difference

I guess Pepsi

If you had to get a piercing which would it be?

Nose, tongue, eye brow, ear and Nipple piercing

or

Cock Piercing
John43620 Posts: 1603
May 01, 2008 3:43 AM GMT
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Coca Cola
powerbart Posts: 36
May 01, 2008 3:45 AM GMT
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nipple piercing


get married or just live together forever? (till a third do us apart)
Pattison Posts: 1327
May 01, 2008 3:52 AM GMT
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live together

If you were in a car accident, with you dog in the car.

Would you want me to help you first

Or

Your dog?
BearCub17 Posts: 218
May 01, 2008 3:59 AM GMT
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Me, as my dog's death would upset me, but my death would upset my entire family.

Rather eat an ookie cookie, or a cherry out of someone's asshole.

(mmmm, ookie cookie... )
MuscleBudSea Posts: 184
May 01, 2008 3:08 PM GMT
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I'd take both, providing the asshole was clean =) Who says a little food play can't be fun??


Surf

OR

Turf








LyteFyre Posts: 200
May 01, 2008 3:10 PM GMT
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Turf!


Smalltown or big city living?
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May 01, 2008 3:20 PM GMT
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Big city

missing and arm or missing a leg?
Piggylove Posts: 15
May 01, 2008 5:18 PM GMT
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I would rather hit my head. I do that at least twice a week anyway. Smashing my toe would just be annoying.
Piggylove Posts: 15
May 01, 2008 5:22 PM GMT
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I have shit and pissed in my pants. I would rather piss in my pants. The clean up is more managable and the smell is not as bad.
Jadamo Posts: 287
May 01, 2008 9:39 PM GMT
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LOL!! I've been reading the posts...that's some pretty wild stuff and equally funny choices!!

Ok, let me continue...

One 12" penis

or

Two 6" penises (bi-phallus with separate ejaculatory capabilites)
Jockbod48 Posts: 1079
May 01, 2008 9:51 PM GMT
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I'd rather have the one 12" (I'd just carefully insert part of it if a guy couldn't take all of me!)


First date: Take a guy to dinner and something active - or dinner and a flick?
MuscleBudSea Posts: 184
May 01, 2008 10:07 PM GMT
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That's a toss up, I've had both.

Be able to have all the sex you want, but NEVER be able to feel an orgasm


or


Be too sensitive to the touch, and never be able to have sex due to the sensational overload to your brain.
Jadamo Posts: 287
May 01, 2008 10:08 PM GMT
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Something active and dinner, then something active again... ;)

low-rise square-cut swim trunks

or

speedo
lattetzar Posts: 63
May 01, 2008 10:10 PM GMT
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dinner and something active, like mini golf!!

spring

or

autumn
LyteFyre Posts: 200
May 01, 2008 10:12 PM GMT
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Autumn! ...the last season I have yet to experience in real life.

Which would you rather be near: The sea or a mountain range?
Jadamo Posts: 287
May 01, 2008 10:15 PM GMT
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*sensational overload to the brain

*Spring

*Low-rise square-cut swim trunks

Fall down a flight of stairs

or

Sat on by a fat woman

Pattison Posts: 1327
May 02, 2008 12:03 AM GMT
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To fall dawn.

To have your balls waxed

Or

your ass hole.
MuscleBudSea Posts: 184
May 02, 2008 6:28 PM GMT
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Balls pleased, tried shaving my ass once, NEVER again.

To be an avid coffee drinker and find out you can NEVER have any form of caffeine again

or

To never be able to sleep.
LyteFyre Posts: 200
May 02, 2008 6:34 PM GMT
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F*ck the caffiene! I'm addicted but I can deal without... I can't deal without my sleep!

To be able to teleport anywhere


or


To see the future and be able to change it?
Jadamo Posts: 287
May 02, 2008 7:59 PM GMT
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SEE THE FUTURE! Lotto, here I come!!

Grass stain
or
Cum stain
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May 02, 2008 8:04 PM GMT
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how about a cum stain on my shirt and grass stains on my knees

a little bit country or a little bit rock and roll?
thindy24 Posts: 18
May 02, 2008 8:32 PM GMT
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A little bit of country

Live high up on a mountain?

or

Live down by the ocean?
joeindallas Posts: 341
May 02, 2008 8:46 PM GMT
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I am spilt in the Mountians in the winter and sail on the ocean in the summer
lattetzar Posts: 63
May 02, 2008 10:08 PM GMT
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I would like to live by the ocean. I've gotten a taste for it and would like to be closer.

be able to dispense ketchup from your belly button

or

wiggle your ears independantly of each other in order smell like your favorite fragrance
allwaysright Posts: 29
May 02, 2008 11:34 PM GMT
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Ketchup from the bellybutton cuz i reeally like ketchup.

buried alive or eatten alive
Pattison Posts: 1327
May 02, 2008 11:52 PM GMT
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To buried alive.

Know if there's life after death

Or

know all about your life before death?
Sean_85 Posts: 519
May 03, 2008 12:12 AM GMT
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Your mom?
Lazz Posts: 215
May 03, 2008 12:37 AM GMT
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know all about my life before death..definitely (I already know there is life after death lol)


Do you prefer the

Day Life

or

Night Life



LyteFyre Posts: 200
May 03, 2008 1:36 PM GMT
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Night life all the way!! Sunrise and me don't get along lol. What can you do during the day that you can't at night these days? Plus I'm always looking up at the stars on the beach...


Over weight and smooth, or skinny but hairy?
muttskins Posts: 810
May 03, 2008 1:47 PM GMT
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Skinny, I can shave later...

Cheating, or cheated on?
relokou Posts: 152
May 03, 2008 9:06 PM GMT