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A game of comparison...the lesser of two evils...or the best of the rest...H Wah-ha ha ha ha...

Choose one you like best of the two options.

Continue with two of your own...

Smashing your toe or Hitting your head

Smashing my toe

Make out with Bush or Cheney

Cheney because I've been warned to stay out of the bushes and I can bite cheney's tongue off so the fucker can never speak again (and bush already can't speak).

Boil on your anus or boil on your dick head?

Ewww both nasty but boil on the anus.

I'll just get it removed surgically...





"well endowed" with no money or "baby prick" with a billion bucks?

"well endowed" with no money

I'm working on the money part myself.



broken arm, broken foot?

This thread's making me CRINGE!!

Broken Arm, I can't stand losing mobility.

Winning the Lottery or having a natural immunity to HIV

Wow, this is getting controversial...
*sigh*
Winning the lottery! There are still other STDs that are contractible, so my practices really wouldn't change.

Cure for Cancer or cure for AIDS?

Cure for Aids.
Loss of sight or lose of hearing

cure for Cancer, the spreading of AIDS can be stopped

Sunny beach weather or a great lightening storm?

Loss of hearing

Great Lightning Storm

Endless stream of meaningless hot sex OR One man for the rest of your life?

Endless stream of meaningless hot sex

Jumping off of the empire state building and getting your eyelid caught on a nail, or yawning at a party and having a drunk guy throw up develed eggs into your mouth?

hahahaha

Jumping for sure.

Having a one night stand with Rosie O'donnell or a one night stand with rosanne barr?

Redneck4life saidJumping for sure.

Having a one night stand with Rosie O'donnell or a one night stand with rosanne barr?

Fuck.

Um...both fat with annoying laughs and not that funny.


O'Donnell...cuz she DIDN'T have sex with Tom Arnold.



Freezing to death or burning to death?

Freezing to death. Much less pain, unconscious in minutes.

Finger in a car door or tongue on a frozen metal pole?

finger in car door. at least you're free to leave after. lol


have sex with a girl or have your dick bitten during oral?

Sex with a girl (which in my case is not evil, haha!)

Shitting or pissing your pants?

Pissing your pants (easier to get rid of the stain, and not as noticable if your wearing dark pants).

Saving your mum's life, or saving your Dad's?

Lozx

Ouch, but gun to my head...I'd let them die together. At least they wouldn't have the endless remorse over the loss of the other.

Sex with a fat, ugly woman who happens to be in a one-sy *shudders* or a male gorilla? (oh me and some str8 friends play this game ALL the time lol)

They probably smell equally bad, but I'd keep it in the same species. Probably. I'll go with the fat, ugly woman.

Would you rather: Be able to fly or to live forever?

Definately fly, if I were to live forever I'd end up as a very very VERY old dude! You'll be like "Happy 99999999999999999th Birthday Muttskins!" LOL!

Accidently have your manhood showing, or geting your ass spanked by the police in public?

Manhood showing. Maybe then I'll get the credit I deserve?






Having your dick chopped off in an accident with no surgical reattachment option or death?

I think I'd die with the pain of getting it chopped off! Rather choose death as not to go through that living hell!

Your partner picking/eating his nose, or biting/eating his toe nails?

MUTTSKINS!!!!

Your options are definitely yuck!

I think I'd rather chew the toenails


So I'm thinking of something for the next person to choose .... which isn't very pleasant....

Would you rather clean the toilet in a convenience store or clean out your own sewer line at home?

Doesn't really matter to me, but I'll take the convenience store. I was a manager at a very busy Starbucks out here and the homeless would, well, take care of their business after one too many refills of their venti bold. I know how to clean a bathroom from inside an improvised Hazmat suit.

Only man on an island of women, or on the island alone?

Only man on an island of women, or on the island alone?

Hmm...I'd say only man on the island of women. Either way you're going to go mad, but at least this way you have someone to talk to other than yourself.

Jumping out of an airplane with no parachute, or jumping off a cliff into the torrid ocean below you?

I think you meant island with women...

Anywayz, I'd rather jump in the ocean. Jumping out of a plane is a guaranteed ticket to your death!

Falling off a 3 storey building, or being chased by a lion?

The 3 Story Fall, no question. Either you're gonna die quick, or the broken bones will mend... but the lion is going to DEVOUR you BONES and all. In my sophmore year at college a drunk guy got up from a three story fall with only a sprained ankle. So, I guess ten shots of Vodka, and then Up, Up and AWAY! Speaking of which:


Being Granted 7 VAST SUPER POWERS (ie, 500x your strength/endurance, SuperSonic Speed, etc) with THREE EXTREME Weaknesses (ie, deathly allergic to silver, incapacitating fear of heights, etc)?

OR

Being Granted 4 "Mid Range" SuperPowers (ie, 20X your strength/endurance and speed) with two moderate weaknesses (ie, instant sneezing fit around ALL animals, 2nd degree sunburn in direct sunlight)?

I write comic books...what can i say?

Being Granted 4 "Mid Range" SuperPowers (ie, 20X your strength/endurance and speed) with two moderate weaknesses (ie, instant sneezing fit around ALL animals, 2nd degree sunburn in direct sunlight)

Everything in moderation for me...


whips or chains?

Chains

Chicken or beef??

Depends on the day of the week, but overall I'd say chicken




Obama or Clinton?

ew, don't go down the political route now, then it'll get really gross... but Obama

bad kisser that is great in bed or great kisser that is bad in bed

I have to go with the bad lkisser that is great in bed.

Let's keep it superficial here...

Fat or ugly (we are talking forever)

Well, I've been both...

But since ugly is the new sexy, I'll go with ugly.

Strawberries or Rasberries

Both??

Strawberries though, I believe they have more nutritional value, and I just think they taste better.

Underwear or commando?

Undies. I don't like the feel of bare jean fabric

Base model BMW 3 series or a same cost fully loaded Subaru Legacy?

I'm a truck man, but I'll choose the BMW 3 for sounding gay.

Fuck a real vagina or a vagina that used to be a penis

(google SEX CHANGE if you don't know what I'm taking about)

real

blind or crippled?

blind (then I'll finally learn Braile)

Suffocation by Deepthroat or Chronic Anal Leakage

Suffocation by Deep Throat, no doubt.

Fried Crickets
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Grilled Chicken Feet?
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Crickets - as long as I ca have a side of ranch.

Become a right wing conservative or Uber man-hating Lesbian

Right wing conservative.



Earthquakes in California or tornados in Kansas?

Earthquakes in California. It's all over quicker.


Architectural Digest Magazine cover quality house in the 'burbs or Metropolitan Home Magazine cover quality loft condo in the city?

Architectural Digest - Though I would ultimately prefer Dwell

Pre-Op or Post-op

I *think* I know what you mean....but not sure anyone else does?

Pre-op or post-op? A ref. to a sex change, possibly? Answer: No-op, thank you. I'm very happy with the program exactly the way it is!




A full floor co-op condo in San Francisco overlooking the bay or,
a full floor co-op condo in Manhattan overlooking the park?

SanFran, give me the water.

Would you rather have a penis that grows 1/16 of an inch in lenth and girth with every ejaculation

or

only be able to experience orgasm before the eyes of your parents

I'd go for the penis growing w/every ejaculation

Lots of average sex or scanty but good quality sex

lots of average sex. . .there was nothing that said great sex couldn't happen!

would you rather have your inner monolouge narrated by the voice of American Idol judge Randy Jackson

or

have a penis that grows 1/8 of an inch in lenght and girth with every ejaculation.


*note, what happens after 80 ejaculations. . .120?

Hmmm....inner monologue, what would I do with a penis that was too big to do anything with? No thanks =)

Baked or Fried?

wow that's the hardest decision. In keeping with healthy eating, I will say baked, though I'll have a bite of your fried.

On all fours or on your back?

ROFL

On all fours...

Strawberries or Chocolate in bed?

both!


take some Ecstasy in work or acid at a big family gathering?

Seeing as how I've never tried acid...I'll go with the X at work.

But really, it'd be neither...just give me a little coffee and I'm good to go =)

Cock preference: Short and thick or long and thin?

long and thin cuz i like long ones better. i want to be able to fit the dick in my mouth and feel it there. or the same up my ass

To keep the thread going, I will pose another this or that.

Would you rather turn a vivid and beautiful shade of green every time you are the slightest bit aroused

or

have your genitals located on the top of your head?

Can't I have both? I'd look like an orchid. I think the green one sounds nice.


Fly open without you knowing, or something hanging out of your nose without you knowing?

Fly open...definitely.

Caught fucking someone's boyfriend by THEIR boyfriend, or caught fucking YOUR boyfriend in your parents bed by your parents?

Caught by my bed buddy's boyfriend. Perhaps he will join in!

3 months without sex or masturbation or sex with a a bum under the highway.

Bens would have to do the Monks thing but on Day 91 it would be like Mount St Helens.

A person you are friendly with needs a Kidney. You get tested, you are a Match but he does not know, you are a match. Do you give it to him or lie and let him live on dialysis ?

Give it to him. Why even get tested to see if I matched if I wasn't going to do it?

Wake up every morning, yourself as usual, but with a different body.

or

Have the ability to change your physical appearance at a whim, but have continuous and uncontrollable body odor.

wake up with a different body; that would be sick! Every day would be a suprise.

Fuck a hot college jock with no experience, or a hot older man with lots of experience? haha that's a serious toss up for me

I'll take the hot older man with lots of experience. I like them my age or older please. They are not in a rush.

grilled chicken or grilled steak?

neither Im a vegetarian. but if forced the chicken
cabernet or merlot?

Cabernet

deaf or blind?

Mmm if deaf, i can't listen to music... i would sacrifice that i guess.. although i'd be depressed for the rest of my life.

So deaf.


Drink shampoo

or

Play with your mom's dildo.

Ahhhhhh disgusting

I would prefer to drink the shampoo



Eating your dog's vomit
or

Eating your own faeces

hahahha, that's nasty man ... why didn't you just give me the mom's dildo


I would take my own feices ...



Would you rather swim in a pool of used syringes filled with aids and lots of sick diseases(as in saw)

or

Would you rather have your fingers pulled off slowly one by one



Going X-treme.

fingers pulled...I can't stand needles!!

As a top (or bottom), what sensation dominates the other? Everyone feel free to post your own on this one!

The "in" stroke or The "out" stroke

Definately the in stroke. then the out stroke. then in then out then out then ....

oh sorry. got lost on that one.... ummmm paper or plastic.

DJBens77 saidoh sorry. got lost on that one.... ummmm paper or plastic.

gross. i couldn't do either.

Crystal Pepsi or OK Soda?

ccccccrystal pepsi


if you had to live without one of these, what would it be;

Toothpaste


or


Toilet paper

toothpaste...I can always use baking soda or the powdered dental cleaners. I gotz to have my TP.

Locked in a metal box for a year with one repeating song:
The Sign by Ace of Base

or

Barbie Girl by Aqua

(both are coming back & both were copied by other bands many times)

Ace of Base!!

Eternally have a popcorn hull stuck in your teeth

or

loose the taste receptors for sweet

Eternally have a popcorn hull stuck in my teeth. (This can be fixed easily compared to the other option)


A serial killer kidnaps you and gives you two options. Which one would you choose?

Getting your penis chopped off

or

Getting paralyzed from the neck down without the possibility of recovery

Lazz saidEternally have a popcorn hull stuck in my teeth. (This can be fixed easily compared to the other option)


A serial killer kidnaps you and gives you two options. Which one would you choose?

Getting your penis chopped off

or

Getting paralyzed from the neck down without the possibility of recovery

Oh God...

Penis chopped off. I'm claustrophobic, I'd go insane if I'm paralyzed. I can probably get reconstructive surgery for the penis. If all else fails, I'd just make myself a woman! ROFL

Homophobic Mom or Homophobic Dad?

Omg. I got both anyway. Much the same.

Would you rather live a life as a full on Mormon.

or The rest of your life in my acre compound.

You can never leave the one you chose. But in One you live in the world, but not of it. In the other you can live all you want of the world. Just not able to leave the compound or One.

Uh, Mormon please. They tend to have lots of sex, kids too, but lots of sex =) That and I could change religions, hehe.

Left alone in the wild with no clothes or supplies to fend for yourself, or live in the world without knowing who you are, what anything is, and having to start over every morning due to daily memory loss.

Left alone in the wild with no clothes or supplies to fend for yourself - since in this case you still have an identity and a possibility of finding civilization in a few days.

east coast?
or
west coast?

East Coast....grittier and more diverse.

Fly on the Wall or Center of Attention?

Oooohh..that's a tough one. I like both, and it really depends on the day and my mood. Not a definite answer, but that's what I say =)

Have magical powers for a day (only able to use to help other people, no personal gain) or 3 wishes (can't wish for money, more wishes or to live forever).

3 wishes - one of my wishes could be to have magical powers for the day. then i get two more!

only be able to physically see in black and white or only be able to see cognitively in black and white.

DJBens77 said3 wishes - one of my wishes could be to have magical powers for the day. then i get two more!

only be able to physically see in black and white or only be able to see cognitively in black and white.

I don't think you'd be able to see in b&w physically if you couldn't cognitively, since all the info is processed in the brain.



No coffee for the rest of your life or no alcohol for the rest of your life?

This one is easy because I don't drink either.

Ahhh I would have to go with no alcohol for the rest of your life.


Living with a face full of a million red and itchy acne bumps


or

Living with Elephant sized Ears?

oh my god....i so wanna say either, id rather die, lol, but i guess..........acne.....ughhh

lol


okay, polishing off a 1 liter tub of ice cream or a family sized bag of chips...ive unfortunately just done the ice cream.

sounds like an upcoming Saturday night (after finals).

I'd say Ice Cream, I can only eat so many chips....

Sean Connery as James Bond

OR

Daniel Craig as James Bond?

Cure for AIDS.

Piggylove saidCure for AIDS.

and my choice???


well I'll try and continue... Fielder's choice- A or B

A: Be friends with a mentally challenged person unable to grasp simple, factual concepts,

-or-

Talk to an extreme left winger who hates Bush.



B: Hate ur Boy friend???

-or-

Luv him!


LOL yes last one is trick choice as love and hate are both sides of same emotion- anyone who feels hate has ta feel love as hate is such extreme strong emotion... exactly like love....

I think I would rather have the mentally challenged person. Bush haters are a dime a dozen.


Grower or shower...

Grower please, I like a surprise.

Hang gliding or para sailing?

Hang gliding

Which do you prefer? (Doesn't mean you have to agree with the practice)

Gorilla Poaching

or

Rhino Poaching

Rhino Poaching, I must have a soft spot for that Jane Goodall movie.

Have a hot steamy night w/ the man/men of your dreams.

or

F*ck George W. Bush?

Have a hot steamy night w/ the man/men of my dreams
(I wouldn't go near that old buzzard!)


Working in a job you love but the salary is just barely enough to survive

- or-

Working in a job you can't stand but make tons of money

- and quitting isn't an option!

Working the job you love - you can always pick up a part time.


Always feeling too hot or always feeling too cold?

DanBasil saidRhino Poaching, I must have a soft spot for that Jane Goodall movie.

Have a hot steamy night w/ the man/men of your dreams.

or

F*ck George W. Bush?

I would f*ck George Bush the same way he's f*cking us!!









Sex with a co-worker with a dick and ass and nothing else going for him


OR


Being unbearably HORNY!!

Being Horny



Guy lied about you, destroyed your rep;

Sue, him for slander

or

Out, him and get him fired?

Get him fired - because suing for slander would be difficult - if he hasn't enough assets - or you're not sufficiently damaged monitarily.



House in the suburbs or penthouse in the city - of equal value?

In the words of Green Acres Give me the countryside


One Night stand:

Football QB

or


Hockey player?

Jockbod48 said
House in the suburbs or penthouse in the city - of equal value?

I just ADORE a penthouse view!
Darling, I love you, but give me Park Avenue.

well since i think goalies and QBs are pussies Id say hockey player.

Stuck on an island for a life with:

city slicker

or

farm boy

farm boy

No old media or no new media for the rest of your life?

No old media.


The rest of your life in:

England, pommie land.

Or

A life down in Australia, Oz.

Australia,



COKE


OR


PEPSI

Both of them taste the same to me. I could never tell the difference

I guess Pepsi

If you had to get a piercing which would it be?

Nose, tongue, eye brow, ear and Nipple piercing

or

Cock Piercing

Coca Cola

nipple piercing


get married or just live together forever? (till a third do us apart)

live together

If you were in a car accident, with you dog in the car.

Would you want me to help you first

Or

Your dog?

Me, as my dog's death would upset me, but my death would upset my entire family.

Rather eat an ookie cookie, or a cherry out of someone's asshole.

(mmmm, ookie cookie... )

I'd take both, providing the asshole was clean =) Who says a little food play can't be fun??


Surf

OR

Turf

Turf!


Smalltown or big city living?

Big city

missing and arm or missing a leg?

I would rather hit my head. I do that at least twice a week anyway. Smashing my toe would just be annoying.

I have shit and pissed in my pants. I would rather piss in my pants. The clean up is more managable and the smell is not as bad.

LOL!! I've been reading the posts...that's some pretty wild stuff and equally funny choices!!

Ok, let me continue...

One 12" penis

or

Two 6" penises (bi-phallus with separate ejaculatory capabilites)

I'd rather have the one 12" (I'd just carefully insert part of it if a guy couldn't take all of me!)


First date: Take a guy to dinner and something active - or dinner and a flick?

That's a toss up, I've had both.

Be able to have all the sex you want, but NEVER be able to feel an orgasm


or


Be too sensitive to the touch, and never be able to have sex due to the sensational overload to your brain.

Something active and dinner, then something active again... ;)

low-rise square-cut swim trunks

or

speedo

dinner and something active, like mini golf!!

spring

or

autumn

Autumn! ...the last season I have yet to experience in real life.

Which would you rather be near: The sea or a mountain range?

*sensational overload to the brain

*Spring

*Low-rise square-cut swim trunks

Fall down a flight of stairs

or

Sat on by a fat woman

To fall dawn.

To have your balls waxed

Or

your ass hole.

Balls pleased, tried shaving my ass once, NEVER again.

To be an avid coffee drinker and find out you can NEVER have any form of caffeine again

or

To never be able to sleep.

F*ck the caffiene! I'm addicted but I can deal without... I can't deal without my sleep!

To be able to teleport anywhere


or


To see the future and be able to change it?

SEE THE FUTURE! Lotto, here I come!!

Grass stain
or
Cum stain

how about a cum stain on my shirt and grass stains on my knees

a little bit country or a little bit rock and roll?

A little bit of country

Live high up on a mountain?

or

Live down by the ocean?

I am spilt in the Mountians in the winter and sail on the ocean in the summer

I would like to live by the ocean. I've gotten a taste for it and would like to be closer.

be able to dispense ketchup from your belly button

or

wiggle your ears independantly of each other in order smell like your favorite fragrance

Ketchup from the bellybutton cuz i reeally like ketchup.

buried alive or eatten alive

To buried alive.

Know if there's life after death

Or

know all about your life before death?

Your mom?

know all about my life before death..definitely (I already know there is life after death lol)


Do you prefer the

Day Life

or

Night Life

Night life all the way!! Sunrise and me don't get along lol. What can you do during the day that you can't at night these days? Plus I'm always looking up at the stars on the beach...


Over weight and smooth, or skinny but hairy?

Skinny, I can shave later...

Cheating, or cheated on?