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A game of comparison...the lesser of two evils...or the best of the rest...H Wah-ha ha ha ha...

Choose one you like best of the two options.

Continue with two of your own...

Smashing your toe or Hitting your head

Smashing my toe

Make out with Bush or Cheney

Cheney because I've been warned to stay out of the bushes and I can bite cheney's tongue off so the fucker can never speak again (and bush already can't speak).

Boil on your anus or boil on your dick head?

Ewww both nasty but boil on the anus.

I'll just get it removed surgically...





"well endowed" with no money or "baby prick" with a billion bucks?

"well endowed" with no money

I'm working on the money part myself.



broken arm, broken foot?

This thread's making me CRINGE!!

Broken Arm, I can't stand losing mobility.

Winning the Lottery or having a natural immunity to HIV

Wow, this is getting controversial...
*sigh*
Winning the lottery! There are still other STDs that are contractible, so my practices really wouldn't change.

Cure for Cancer or cure for AIDS?

Cure for Aids.
Loss of sight or lose of hearing

cure for Cancer, the spreading of AIDS can be stopped

Sunny beach weather or a great lightening storm?

Loss of hearing

Great Lightning Storm

Endless stream of meaningless hot sex OR One man for the rest of your life?

Endless stream of meaningless hot sex

Jumping off of the empire state building and getting your eyelid caught on a nail, or yawning at a party and having a drunk guy throw up develed eggs into your mouth?

hahahaha

Jumping for sure.

Having a one night stand with Rosie O'donnell or a one night stand with rosanne barr?

Redneck4life saidJumping for sure.

Having a one night stand with Rosie O'donnell or a one night stand with rosanne barr?

Fuck.

Um...both fat with annoying laughs and not that funny.


O'Donnell...cuz she DIDN'T have sex with Tom Arnold.



Freezing to death or burning to death?

Freezing to death. Much less pain, unconscious in minutes.

Finger in a car door or tongue on a frozen metal pole?

finger in car door. at least you're free to leave after. lol


have sex with a girl or have your dick bitten during oral?

Sex with a girl (which in my case is not evil, haha!)

Shitting or pissing your pants?

Pissing your pants (easier to get rid of the stain, and not as noticable if your wearing dark pants).

Saving your mum's life, or saving your Dad's?

Lozx

Ouch, but gun to my head...I'd let them die together. At least they wouldn't have the endless remorse over the loss of the other.

Sex with a fat, ugly woman who happens to be in a one-sy *shudders* or a male gorilla? (oh me and some str8 friends play this game ALL the time lol)

They probably smell equally bad, but I'd keep it in the same species. Probably. I'll go with the fat, ugly woman.

Would you rather: Be able to fly or to live forever?

Definately fly, if I were to live forever I'd end up as a very very VERY old dude! You'll be like "Happy 99999999999999999th Birthday Muttskins!" LOL!

Accidently have your manhood showing, or geting your ass spanked by the police in public?

I think I'd die with the pain of getting it chopped off! Rather choose death as not to go through that living hell!

Your partner picking/eating his nose, or biting/eating his toe nails?

MUTTSKINS!!!!

Your options are definitely yuck!

I think I'd rather chew the toenails


So I'm thinking of something for the next person to choose .... which isn't very pleasant....

Would you rather clean the toilet in a convenience store or clean out your own sewer line at home?

Doesn't really matter to me, but I'll take the convenience store. I was a manager at a very busy Starbucks out here and the homeless would, well, take care of their business after one too many refills of their venti bold. I know how to clean a bathroom from inside an improvised Hazmat suit.

Only man on an island of women, or on the island alone?

Only man on an island of women, or on the island alone?

Hmm...I'd say only man on the island of women. Either way you're going to go mad, but at least this way you have someone to talk to other than yourself.

Jumping out of an airplane with no parachute, or jumping off a cliff into the torrid ocean below you?

I think you meant island with women...

Anywayz, I'd rather jump in the ocean. Jumping out of a plane is a guaranteed ticket to your death!

Falling off a 3 storey building, or being chased by a lion?

The 3 Story Fall, no question. Either you're gonna die quick, or the broken bones will mend... but the lion is going to DEVOUR you BONES and all. In my sophmore year at college a drunk guy got up from a three story fall with only a sprained ankle. So, I guess ten shots of Vodka, and then Up, Up and AWAY! Speaking of which:


Being Granted 7 VAST SUPER POWERS (ie, 500x your strength/endurance, SuperSonic Speed, etc) with THREE EXTREME Weaknesses (ie, deathly allergic to silver, incapacitating fear of heights, etc)?

OR

Being Granted 4 "Mid Range" SuperPowers (ie, 20X your strength/endurance and speed) with two moderate weaknesses (ie, instant sneezing fit around ALL animals, 2nd degree sunburn in direct sunlight)?

I write comic books...what can i say?

Being Granted 4 "Mid Range" SuperPowers (ie, 20X your strength/endurance and speed) with two moderate weaknesses (ie, instant sneezing fit around ALL animals, 2nd degree sunburn in direct sunlight)

Everything in moderation for me...


whips or chains?

Chains

Chicken or beef??

ew, don't go down the political route now, then it'll get really gross... but Obama

bad kisser that is great in bed or great kisser that is bad in bed

I have to go with the bad lkisser that is great in bed.

Let's keep it superficial here...

Fat or ugly (we are talking forever)

Well, I've been both...

But since ugly is the new sexy, I'll go with ugly.

Strawberries or Rasberries

Both??

Strawberries though, I believe they have more nutritional value, and I just think they taste better.

Underwear or commando?

Undies. I don't like the feel of bare jean fabric

Base model BMW 3 series or a same cost fully loaded Subaru Legacy?

I'm a truck man, but I'll choose the BMW 3 for sounding gay.

Fuck a real vagina or a vagina that used to be a penis

(google SEX CHANGE if you don't know what I'm taking about)

real

blind or crippled?

blind (then I'll finally learn Braile)

Suffocation by Deepthroat or Chronic Anal Leakage

Suffocation by Deep Throat, no doubt.

Fried Crickets
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Grilled Chicken Feet?
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Crickets - as long as I ca have a side of ranch.

Become a right wing conservative or Uber man-hating Lesbian

Right wing conservative.



Earthquakes in California or tornados in Kansas?

Earthquakes in California. It's all over quicker.


Architectural Digest Magazine cover quality house in the 'burbs or Metropolitan Home Magazine cover quality loft condo in the city?

Architectural Digest - Though I would ultimately prefer Dwell

Pre-Op or Post-op

I *think* I know what you mean....but not sure anyone else does?

Pre-op or post-op? A ref. to a sex change, possibly? Answer: No-op, thank you. I'm very happy with the program exactly the way it is!




A full floor co-op condo in San Francisco overlooking the bay or,
a full floor co-op condo in Manhattan overlooking the park?

SanFran, give me the water.

Would you rather have a penis that grows 1/16 of an inch in lenth and girth with every ejaculation

or

only be able to experience orgasm before the eyes of your parents

I'd go for the penis growing w/every ejaculation

Lots of average sex or scanty but good quality sex

lots of average sex. . .there was nothing that said great sex couldn't happen!

would you rather have your inner monolouge narrated by the voice of American Idol judge Randy Jackson

or

have a penis that grows 1/8 of an inch in lenght and girth with every ejaculation.


*note, what happens after 80 ejaculations. . .120?

Hmmm....inner monologue, what would I do with a penis that was too big to do anything with? No thanks =)

Baked or Fried?

wow that's the hardest decision. In keeping with healthy eating, I will say baked, though I'll have a bite of your fried.

On all fours or on your back?

ROFL

On all fours...

Strawberries or Chocolate in bed?

both!


take some Ecstasy in work or acid at a big family gathering?

Seeing as how I've never tried acid...I'll go with the X at work.

But really, it'd be neither...just give me a little coffee and I'm good to go =)

Cock preference: Short and thick or long and thin?

long and thin cuz i like long ones better. i want to be able to fit the dick in my mouth and feel it there. or the same up my ass

To keep the thread going, I will pose another this or that.

Would you rather turn a vivid and beautiful shade of green every time you are the slightest bit aroused

or

have your genitals located on the top of your head?

Can't I have both? I'd look like an orchid. I think the green one sounds nice.


Fly open without you knowing, or something hanging out of your nose without you knowing?

Fly open...definitely.

Caught fucking someone's boyfriend by THEIR boyfriend, or caught fucking YOUR boyfriend in your parents bed by your parents?

Caught by my bed buddy's boyfriend. Perhaps he will join in!

3 months without sex or masturbation or sex with a a bum under the highway.

Bens would have to do the Monks thing but on Day 91 it would be like Mount St Helens.

A person you are friendly with needs a Kidney. You get tested, you are a Match but he does not know, you are a match. Do you give it to him or lie and let him live on dialysis ?

Give it to him. Why even get tested to see if I matched if I wasn't going to do it?

Wake up every morning, yourself as usual, but with a different body.

or

Have the ability to change your physical appearance at a whim, but have continuous and uncontrollable body odor.

wake up with a different body; that would be sick! Every day would be a suprise.

Fuck a hot college jock with no experience, or a hot older man with lots of experience? haha that's a serious toss up for me

I'll take the hot older man with lots of experience. I like them my age or older please. They are not in a rush.

grilled chicken or grilled steak?

neither Im a vegetarian. but if forced the chicken
cabernet or merlot?

Cabernet

deaf or blind?

Mmm if deaf, i can't listen to music... i would sacrifice that i guess.. although i'd be depressed for the rest of my life.

So deaf.


Drink shampoo

or

Play with your mom's dildo.

Ahhhhhh disgusting

I would prefer to drink the shampoo



Eating your dog's vomit
or

Eating your own faeces

hahahha, that's nasty man ... why didn't you just give me the mom's dildo


I would take my own feices ...



Would you rather swim in a pool of used syringes filled with aids and lots of sick diseases(as in saw)

or

Would you rather have your fingers pulled off slowly one by one



Going X-treme.

fingers pulled...I can't stand needles!!

As a top (or bottom), what sensation dominates the other? Everyone feel free to post your own on this one!

The "in" stroke or The "out" stroke

Definately the in stroke. then the out stroke. then in then out then out then ....

oh sorry. got lost on that one.... ummmm paper or plastic.

DJBens77 saidoh sorry. got lost on that one.... ummmm paper or plastic.

gross. i couldn't do either.

Crystal Pepsi or OK Soda?

ccccccrystal pepsi


if you had to live without one of these, what would it be;

Toothpaste


or


Toilet paper

toothpaste...I can always use baking soda or the powdered dental cleaners. I gotz to have my TP.

Locked in a metal box for a year with one repeating song:
The Sign by Ace of Base

or

Barbie Girl by Aqua

(both are coming back & both were copied by other bands many times)

Ace of Base!!

Eternally have a popcorn hull stuck in your teeth

or

loose the taste receptors for sweet

Eternally have a popcorn hull stuck in my teeth. (This can be fixed easily compared to the other option)


A serial killer kidnaps you and gives you two options. Which one would you choose?

Getting your penis chopped off

or

Getting paralyzed from the neck down without the possibility of recovery

Lazz saidEternally have a popcorn hull stuck in my teeth. (This can be fixed easily compared to the other option)


A serial killer kidnaps you and gives you two options. Which one would you choose?

Getting your penis chopped off

or

Getting paralyzed from the neck down without the possibility of recovery

Oh God...

Penis chopped off. I'm claustrophobic, I'd go insane if I'm paralyzed. I can probably get reconstructive surgery for the penis. If all else fails, I'd just make myself a woman! ROFL

Homophobic Mom or Homophobic Dad?

Omg. I got both anyway. Much the same.

Would you rather live a life as a full on Mormon.

or The rest of your life in my acre compound.

You can never leave the one you chose. But in One you live in the world, but not of it. In the other you can live all you want of the world. Just not able to leave the compound or One.

Uh, Mormon please. They tend to have lots of sex, kids too, but lots of sex =) That and I could change religions, hehe.

Left alone in the wild with no clothes or supplies to fend for yourself, or live in the world without knowing who you are, what anything is, and having to start over every morning due to daily memory loss.

Left alone in the wild with no clothes or supplies to fend for yourself - since in this case you still have an identity and a possibility of finding civilization in a few days.

east coast?
or
west coast?

East Coast....grittier and more diverse.

Fly on the Wall or Center of Attention?

Oooohh..that's a tough one. I like both, and it really depends on the day and my mood. Not a definite answer, but that's what I say =)

Have magical powers for a day (only able to use to help other people, no personal gain) or 3 wishes (can't wish for money, more wishes or to live forever).

3 wishes - one of my wishes could be to have magical powers for the day. then i get two more!

only be able to physically see in black and white or only be able to see cognitively in black and white.

DJBens77 said3 wishes - one of my wishes could be to have magical powers for the day. then i get two more!

only be able to physically see in black and white or only be able to see cognitively in black and white.

I don't think you'd be able to see in b&w physically if you couldn't cognitively, since all the info is processed in the brain.



No coffee for the rest of your life or no alcohol for the rest of your life?

This one is easy because I don't drink either.

Ahhh I would have to go with no alcohol for the rest of your life.


Living with a face full of a million red and itchy acne bumps


or

Living with Elephant sized Ears?

oh my god....i so wanna say either, id rather die, lol, but i guess..........acne.....ughhh

lol


okay, polishing off a 1 liter tub of ice cream or a family sized bag of chips...ive unfortunately just done the ice cream.

sounds like an upcoming Saturday night (after finals).

I'd say Ice Cream, I can only eat so many chips....

Sean Connery as James Bond

OR

Daniel Craig as James Bond?

Cure for AIDS.

Piggylove saidCure for AIDS.

and my choice???


well I'll try and continue... Fielder's choice- A or B

A: Be friends with a mentally challenged person unable to grasp simple, factual concepts,

-or-

Talk to an extreme left winger who hates Bush.



B: Hate ur Boy friend???

-or-

Luv him!


LOL yes last one is trick choice as love and hate are both sides of same emotion- anyone who feels hate has ta feel love as hate is such extreme strong emotion... exactly like love....

I think I would rather have the mentally challenged person. Bush haters are a dime a dozen.


Grower or shower...

Grower please, I like a surprise.

Hang gliding or para sailing?

Hang gliding

Which do you prefer? (Doesn't mean you have to agree with the practice)

Gorilla Poaching

or

Rhino Poaching

Rhino Poaching, I must have a soft spot for that Jane Goodall movie.

Have a hot steamy night w/ the man/men of your dreams.

or

F*ck George W. Bush?

Have a hot steamy night w/ the man/men of my dreams
(I wouldn't go near that old buzzard!)


Working in a job you love but the salary is just barely enough to survive

- or-

Working in a job you can't stand but make tons of money

- and quitting isn't an option!

Working the job you love - you can always pick up a part time.


Always feeling too hot or always feeling too cold?

DanBasil saidRhino Poaching, I must have a soft spot for that Jane Goodall movie.

Have a hot steamy night w/ the man/men of your dreams.

or

F*ck George W. Bush?

I would f*ck George Bush the same way he's f*cking us!!









Sex with a co-worker with a dick and ass and nothing else going for him


OR


Being unbearably HORNY!!

Being Horny



Guy lied about you, destroyed your rep;

Sue, him for slander

or

Out, him and get him fired?

Get him fired - because suing for slander would be difficult - if he hasn't enough assets - or you're not sufficiently damaged monitarily.



House in the suburbs or penthouse in the city - of equal value?

In the words of Green Acres Give me the countryside


One Night stand:

Football QB

or


Hockey player?

Jockbod48 said
House in the suburbs or penthouse in the city - of equal value?

I just ADORE a penthouse view!
Darling, I love you, but give me Park Avenue.

well since i think goalies and QBs are pussies Id say hockey player.

Stuck on an island for a life with:

city slicker

or

farm boy

farm boy

No old media or no new media for the rest of your life?

No old media.


The rest of your life in:

England, pommie land.

Or

A life down in Australia, Oz.

Australia,



COKE


OR


PEPSI

Both of them taste the same to me. I could never tell the difference

I guess Pepsi

If you had to get a piercing which would it be?

Nose, tongue, eye brow, ear and Nipple piercing

or

Cock Piercing

Coca Cola

nipple piercing


get married or just live together forever? (till a third do us apart)

live together

If you were in a car accident, with you dog in the car.

Would you want me to help you first

Or

Your dog?

Me, as my dog's death would upset me, but my death would upset my entire family.

Rather eat an ookie cookie, or a cherry out of someone's asshole.

(mmmm, ookie cookie... )

I'd take both, providing the asshole was clean =) Who says a little food play can't be fun??


Surf

OR

Turf

Turf!


Smalltown or big city living?

Big city

missing and arm or missing a leg?

I would rather hit my head. I do that at least twice a week anyway. Smashing my toe would just be annoying.

I have shit and pissed in my pants. I would rather piss in my pants. The clean up is more managable and the smell is not as bad.

LOL!! I've been reading the posts...that's some pretty wild stuff and equally funny choices!!

Ok, let me continue...

One 12" penis

or

Two 6" penises (bi-phallus with separate ejaculatory capabilites)

I'd rather have the one 12" (I'd just carefully insert part of it if a guy couldn't take all of me!)


First date: Take a guy to dinner and something active - or dinner and a flick?

That's a toss up, I've had both.

Be able to have all the sex you want, but NEVER be able to feel an orgasm


or


Be too sensitive to the touch, and never be able to have sex due to the sensational overload to your brain.

Something active and dinner, then something active again... ;)

low-rise square-cut swim trunks

or

speedo

dinner and something active, like mini golf!!

spring

or

autumn

Autumn! ...the last season I have yet to experience in real life.

Which would you rather be near: The sea or a mountain range?

*sensational overload to the brain

*Spring

*Low-rise square-cut swim trunks

Fall down a flight of stairs

or

Sat on by a fat woman

To fall dawn.

To have your balls waxed

Or

your ass hole.

Balls pleased, tried shaving my ass once, NEVER again.

To be an avid coffee drinker and find out you can NEVER have any form of caffeine again

or

To never be able to sleep.

F*ck the caffiene! I'm addicted but I can deal without... I can't deal without my sleep!

To be able to teleport anywhere


or


To see the future and be able to change it?

SEE THE FUTURE! Lotto, here I come!!

Grass stain
or
Cum stain

how about a cum stain on my shirt and grass stains on my knees

a little bit country or a little bit rock and roll?

A little bit of country

Live high up on a mountain?

or

Live down by the ocean?

I am spilt in the Mountians in the winter and sail on the ocean in the summer

I would like to live by the ocean. I've gotten a taste for it and would like to be closer.

be able to dispense ketchup from your belly button

or

wiggle your ears independantly of each other in order smell like your favorite fragrance

Ketchup from the bellybutton cuz i reeally like ketchup.

buried alive or eatten alive

To buried alive.

Know if there's life after death

Or

know all about your life before death?

Your mom?

know all about my life before death..definitely (I already know there is life after death lol)


Do you prefer the

Day Life

or

Night Life

Night life all the way!! Sunrise and me don't get along lol. What can you do during the day that you can't at night these days? Plus I'm always looking up at the stars on the beach...


Over weight and smooth, or skinny but hairy?

Skinny, I can shave later...

Cheating, or cheated on?

Grr.. I would have to go with cheated on. I would actually feel greater sense of pain doing it than if I heard the news the other way around.

Being a hard gainer or being an extremely easy gainer?

Hard gainer

Pancakes or waffles?

Pancakes - but only about once a month!



A hour's run or an hour's swim? (laps)

An hour's run. My shoulders don't like to much swimming, to much bone.



But I miss my hood so.

Cut

or

uncut.

Uncut

Who do you hate more?

Meg Ryan or Kevin Cosner?

Who are these people? lol. O.K. i go with Kevin Cosner (Meg sounds hot. lol)


Having No hands

or

Having No Feet

Lazz saidWho are these people? lol. O.K. i go with Kevin Cosner (Meg sounds hot. lol)


Having No hands

or

Having No Feet

No feet, no question about it.

Be able to fly or Breathe underwater?

Being able to fly.

Have sex with Andy Dick or Carrot Top.

Carrot Top, but I'll change his name to Carrot Bottom.

Black guys
or
White guys

Oh Back, coz once you have black, you never go back.



Stay gay

or

Turn str8

Stay Gay! For sure!

only eat meat or only eat veggies

Only meat, need the proteins.

Tall with short dick, or short with long dick?

Well, I'm kinda short with a big'ish dick, so I'm set and I'll stick with that.

Be stuck asleep in a bad dream for the rest of your life


Or


Have your waking life be a total nightmare for the rest of your life

Both of them are nightmares. Either way it's not going to me fun so I would choose

Have your waking life be a total nightmare for the rest of your life


Obama

or

Clinton

Clinton

bus or subway?

subay

saint


or



siner.

Well that depends... if we're talking about extremes, I guess I would have to say
Saint


Home cooked Cheeseburger or steak

Hmm...that's tough, but a cheeseburger with some nice swiss, ciabatta roll lightly toasted, bbq sauce, mustard, dill pickles, roma tomatoes, some red onion, dark green leafy lettuce, maybe some lean bacon on top, mmmm!!!


Cheesecake

Or

Chocolate Cake

DEFINATELY CHOCOLATE CAKE!!!!!

Guitar or piano?

All you have to do is look at my profile to see that it would be guitar.

New York or Los Angeles (just to visit, not to live)?

Los Angeles...


Hugh Jackman or Patrick Dempsey?

Hugh Jackman all the way!

Would you rather take an all expenses paid vacation to anywhere in Europe or Australlia?

Australia

Yeah Sahem, me luv guitar 2!

Live through a tornado or a hurricane?

I've been through both...tornado isn't as bad, while hurricanes if they're big enough have tornados in them!


Coffee or energy drinks?

Coffee, preferably a mocha! Energy drinks are full of sugar nowadays...

Swimming or hiking?

Swimming

eternal sunshine or eternal darkness?

Sunshine... "all the better to see you with my dear", hehe!

Here's a good one:
'This' or 'That'? (Which word do you prefer?)

Very original!

LOL This (being chatting on RJ) rather than THAT (being work...)

Work the typical 8-5 m-f job, or have a varied schedule?

Varied, it gets very boring with a strict schedule...

Laughing or smiling?

Laughing.... definitely laughing.

The mountains or the sea?

The sea.


Having lice or having worms?

Eww! Both are yuck, but prefer the lice, at least I can wash them out.

Video or pictures?

Videos.

red licorice or black?

Red, definitely.


Old Fashioned rolled oats

or

steel cut

(as I sit here and prepare to eat my old fashioned with raisins, hehe)

Old fashioned all the way. I don't eve cook mine anymore.


Aussie Beer

or

American Beer.

I've drank both.

Could you give me anything harder? I don't drink and if I did it wouldn't be any of those. I guess American.


I am planning on doing some drugs, which do you recommend?

Crack

or

Heroin

Crack. Duh.


Sunny days or starry nights?

x

Starry nights... ooh look, a shooting star!

Straight guys or no straight guys on RJ?

MUTTSKINS!!!!!!


Well I have to say, non straight guys on RJ...
but there is one very nice straight guy here isn't there?

Which do you like for a date: Warm & cozy fire

or Thunderstorms & wind?

Hmm...well I like both, but thunderstorms and wind.

And I think str8 guys should be welcome here, as long as there's no bashing or negative comments by them, who knows might make a friend, or get'em curious enough to....hehe.

Backpack camping

or

car camping

back pack Car Camping is just for people who can not afford an RV.

Scuba Dive

or

Sky dive ?

Pattison on your question of American vs Aussie Beer. I quote Monty Python. What does American Beer and having Intercourse in a Canoe have in common? NOTE You need great balance you the later. Answer: Both are FUC*ING close to water.

scuba dive..it's less dangerous + all those pwetty witto fishies!!

Skull-fucked by 5 str8 guys
or
Gang banged by 5 gay guys

Going skydiving next saturday! We shall see if I return.

I would say gang banged by gay guys. Though I think I am a one-on-one to two-on-one type a guy. Skull fucking or sex with straight guys does not appeal to me.

Only have sex with one person for the rest of your life

or

Only able to have sex once with any person you hook up with in the future.

that one's a tuffy.

Since I am still single, I'll go for the one time affairs, then I'll film each one & produce a full length feature porn flick.

Lube

or

Spit

Totally depends on who, how, when and where...but spit is by far much sexier than having to stop and lube it up. Easier to clean up too =)

Baking


Or


Grilling?

In the spirit of Summer approaching - grilling.

Um...

Plain

or

Peanut

(M&M's)

Pain (dark chocolate!)

School or work?

School. Though I would miss being paid. I like the relaxed schedule. Especially, since I had a habit of missing class and still getting A's.


Tacos or Burritos? (what's hanging out your speedos?)

Tacos

Which do you prefer?

All the money to last you a lifetime

or

Spending 1 month with your true soulmate in this world before he dies.

Spending 1 month with your true soulmate in this world before he dies! Even if he died, I'd still have the great memories of the time we shared and take comfort in it.

Being a professional artist or musician?

LyteFyre saidSpending 1 month with your true soulmate in this world before he dies! Even if he died, I'd still have the great memories of the time we shared and take comfort in it.

Being a professional artist or musician?

Musician. Artists are crazy


Skinny but toned
OR
Stronger but untoned

javaman9999 said
Skinny but toned
OR
Stronger but untoned

Skinny but toned. Easier to buy clothes.

Spiritual but non-denominational

or

Religious but not spiritual

the first one.

A wish for "no STD's"

or

A wish for no mesquitos

No STDs... I'll zap the little buggers myself... or better yet, I'll get a LOLcat to catch them!

Awake or asleep all night? Therefore implies the question: Asleep or awake next morning? (respectively)

Asleep all night and awake in the morning, otherwise I'm a cranky bitch!!!

Going out and dancing to the best music in the world in a club that still allows smoking

or

Staying in and watching a movie with a fire and a pint of ice cream, bon bons, and cookie dough.

=)

Hmm, the ice cream and cookies are tempting, but fattening... oh what the hell, movie night for me!

IM or email?

I guess IM. It's much faster and more interactive.


If you had to live without one of the following, which would it be?

No Electricity in the World

or

No Family or Friends

No electricity.

Paper

Or

Plastic

Paper.

The Perfect Body, or the perfect face?

for me - maybe the perfect body - I don't want to be a pretty boy anyway!



Would you rather fly a plane or sail a yaght across the Pacific to Hawaii?

Perfect face... cheaper to work at getting a good body (i.e.- working out)than a good face (plastic surgery)


Wood or tile floors?

wood floors - easier to clean

2004 KJ chardonnay or 14 Hands Merlot?

(I know - not the greatest)

fly a plane...

14 hands merlot...

Who would you give head to:

David Beckham

or

Brad Pitt

...but they both have a mystery STD...

hmmm. I would say giving these guys head is not worth the risk to my health. Plus, I think I would rather see their blond heads bobbin down on me instead!

Three day weekend... Friday off or Monday off?

Friday off... after all, the clubs are fullest on Fridays and Saturdays!

Pink shirt on straights: Love or Hate?

Love...they usually look funny!


Which do you think about more: your past or possible futures?

Possible futures

Bel Ami

or

Lucas Kazan

Lucas Kazan...more XXX content, it seems (THUGMART beats them both...that site has FREE XXX previews!)


If you have to give up one FOREVER:

Masturbation or BJs?

BJ. Don't have to do any work. lol

Cotton Clothes

or

Silk clothes

Cotton


Rum

Or

Vodka

Rum. But I would really rather beer.


Lesser of two evils....

Miller Lite or Bud Lite?

Miller lite...no question.


peyronie's or strabismus?

Strabismus.....(I can wear sunglasses)

No more music from Mariah or Madonna?

The world would be a much better place with no more mariah.

flavored condoms or edible undies??

Edible undies.

Good Looks or Good Health?

Good Health


Extra lettuce

or

Extra cheese

Cheese please.

Ants or Termites?

Ants.


Magnifying glass

Or

Gasoline

magnifying glass

strobe light or mirror ball

Strobe light


Grey Goose

or

Belvedere

They both have pretty bottles, but I'll go with Belvedere if I have to choose.

Sitting in a group of politicians

or

Sitting in a group of religious fanatics

Group of Politicians...of course from the same affiliated political party discussing politics at some local airport bathroom stall

Mary Ann or Ginger?

Ginger, of course, she'd be a hoot at a party



Travel to Mars

or

free cruises for the rest of your life on any ship on the planet

Free cruises man! Screw Mars.



9MM

or

.40S&W

155 mm M107 HE Artillery

Endless Rain or Eternal Sunshine?

Neither.


blueberry pancakes

or

Belgian chocolate waffles

Of course the one with chocolate.


Star Wars or Star Trek?

I was a Trekkie before I became an Acer. Star Trek!

Glamorous

or

Fabulous

Glamorous. It reminds me of the song by fergie

Talking on the Phone with ur bf

or

Chatting via IM

..both are sorta outdated...

Why not phone txt?

IM!

hairless balls

or

smooth ass

Smooth Ass

Sleep with George Bush and Dick Cheney

OR

Never have an orgasm for 2 years

I think both will obviously result in no orgasms...

No orgasms for 2 years *gulp*

Ennis Del Mar

or

Jack Twist

I don't know either of those names, and I'm too lazy to look 'em up.



Challah

or

Bannock

Jewish bread? Hmmm, don't know for sure.

Roll-on condoms

or

Spray-on condoms

Roll on, the something really sexy about slipping a rubber hood onto your partner

2 months in a Homophonic RedNeck town

or

2 months in a monastery

2 months in a monastary...I've done many months in a homophobic redneck town


Chicken apple saugsage

OR


BACON?

chicken apple sausage... I'm all about trying new foods.

walk through a homophobic, redneck town in 3" heels for 5 miles while wearing pink panties
or
have sex with a hairy, 400 lbs man

You better work, Bitch! Hand me my boa...

streak through a church or a playground

Playground

Get fucked by a guy with Anthrax or Fucked by a guy with Small pox!
(both was their last wishes before they die)

Amgad saidPlayground

Get fucked by a guy with Anthrax or Fucked by a guy with Small pox!
(both was their last wishes before they die)

Anthrax, bacteria over virus any day, just pop some cipro and I'd be fine,



Hmmm...if we were to do it would you top or bottom. Someone attractive please reply

Would you rather shave your mom's bikini line or your dad's ass

Not the best one for me since my mom is dead, so I am going to have to go with my dad's ass as gross as that is.

at&t or verizon?

Verizon, although they drive me nuts,.

Stay in your current country for the rest of your life, or leave and never be able to return?

I'm Alltel but I want to get an Iphone so I guess AT&T.

Would you rather only be able to taste food with your cheeks and forehead or every time you shit whole cucumbers come out.

WTF kind of a question is that? I guess if I chose the ladder, I could solve world hunger?


Glock or Springfield

Uhhh Glock?

Would you rather smell like a used diaper filled with indian food or eat a chocolate squirrel?

Chocolate Squirrel

impotence or poverty??

POVERTY.... easy cuz do it well.


As a exclusive top having to bottom for ur closest, best friend/ suck buddy,

or...

Passing totally out naked in front of ur computer while totally lubed and jerkin off watchin/ camming 2 porn, and having the same [above] best friend carry u to bed?


gotta b honest- dont know which one i'd go with- they [figuratively] obviously 'play' round, but if their both tops its basically bottom [4 top, cud b humiliating] or being found 'out' while doing sumthing one didnt share -as sum think its weird!

Uh, wow. As disturbing as your post is (both grammar-wise and the content of said post), Im going to have to go with choice A.

Fight Club or Never Back Down?

Fight Club!

Pushing a turd down the street with your nose

or

or being pulled down the street by your dick

Pulled down the street by my dick sounds more easier than the nose thing!!!

Sex with a Hungry Lion or with a HIV+ Monkey

This thread is so twisted and weird!! But i Like it!!!

spaghetti or liguine?

Climb Mt. Everest.

Funk and Wagners or Miriam Webster?

It is Funk & Wagnells and the answer is Merriam Webster. I cannot believe no one has proposed this elementary school classic koan:

Which would rather do -

Suck the snot out of Pat Buchanan's nose

or

Slide naked down a thirty foot razorblade into a pool of alcohol?

HOLY FUCK!?

I'm not even gonna choose.

ability to fly
or
invisibility

????

Both of course!!! I like to fly invisibly!!!

Again, Sex with a Hungry Lion or Sex with an HIV+ Monkey!

reading this crap for five minutes

hungry lion


eating an entire jar of pickles in 3 minutes

or Diaharrea for 3 days?

Pickles.

Having to wear wet underwear for the rest of your life

or

Wet socks?

Wet underwear.

Edam or Gruyere?
(sorry, but I don't know how to put the accent aigu over the *e* on a computer!)

Edam

one more drink
or
time to go

Time to Go!

Live in a Submarine or in Plane!

Plane!

drinking a glass of sweat

-or-

sweating shards of glass

sweat


eating a gallon of vanilla ice cream

or

eating 4 big macs

4 Big Macs...PROTEIN BABY!

Walking through gun fire

or

Walking over fire?

Through Gun Fire!!

Killing Mr. Bean or Jack Black?
(both get on my nerves!)

die by drowning or die by fire??

nysexy u have got answer the This or That that is precedent to ur post!!

Amgad saidThrough Gun Fire!!

Killing Mr. Bean or Jack Black?
(both get on my nerves!)

Mr. Bean

Paper cut or 'snake bite'

Paper Cut

17 hours in first class, or 5 in economy (on a plane)

I absolutely HATE flying these days, all airlines are purveyors of cramped torture . . . so 5 hours in Economy to get it over with!

Dog or cat?

Dog- Husky specifically =D














Family Guy or The Simpsons?

Dog


Being trapped in a small room for a week with the entire cast of Vh1 Flavor of love girls.. (Including New York of course!)

or..

Being trapped on a small bathroom for a week with Flavor Flav!

Enjoy!!

window seat or aisle?

Aisle seat.

One week of a silent meditation retreat (lots of fellow meditators but no talking) or one week of a solitary meditation retreat in the desert (nobody around)?

Nobody around

One period of 365 days of hook ups each and then its over

Or

a lifetime of love with your soulmate.

one week of a solitary meditation retreat in the desert (nobody around)

Fat smelly feminine dude or Hot chick wit double D's

masculine31 saidone week of a solitary meditation retreat in the desert (nobody around)

Fat smelly feminine dude or Hot chick wit double D's

You skipped me

Hot chick (cause the fat dude sounds like his boobs are just as big)

Trying to survive a plane crash or trying to go over niagara falls in a barrell

plane crash

(repost, cause I was skipped)

One period of 365 days of hook ups each and then its over

Or

a lifetime of love with your soulmate.

I'll take the lifetime of love with my soul mate.


Parachute out of a plane over the ocean or bungy jump over a rock filled river?

bungy jump over a rock filled river, i have a fear of being stranded in the middle of the ocean.


save 10 strangers for your life OR let them die and live.

I would hope that I would do the profound thing to give up my life for 10 others to live and would hope they would in some way pay it forward

Hot Sex w/ overly distracting lking guy OR

Boring bad sex w/ Super model of your most vivid fantasies

The hot sex.

Have shit flung at your face in public with everyone seeing it OR shitting your pants in public and having everyone see it?

TrowelMonger saidThe hot sex.

Have shit flung at your face in public with everyone seeing it OR shitting your pants in public and having everyone see it?

Having shit thrown at me in public.

At least I get the sympathy and they'll just smile in understanding as I


















FLAY AND DISEMBOWEL THE FUCKER WHO THREW IT!




Ok. *cough* Tea or crumpets?

Crumpets...

Would you rather have to have sex with a cow but nUNDERLINE TEXT GOES HEREo one on Earth would know or not have sex with it but have everyone you know THINK you screwed it?

Have sex with it... the lesser of two evils and I suppose and you don't go through the social destruction..

I Won't Say I'm In Love (Hercules) or A Whole New World (Aladdin).

A Whole New World

Eating Anne Coulter's cunt or eating Perez Hilton's ass.

Oh God... I'd say Perez because I really hate Anne Coulter

I got a good one...

Quadriplegic for life or Deaf & Blind for 10 years

Deaf and Blind for ten years. Especially if I could choose which ten years.

Tortured by North Korea or tortured by the USA?

USA. Kim Jong Il might make me perform show tunes for him.

Listening to Pia Zidora albums for 8 hours a day for the rest of your life or giving Rush Limbaugh a hand job.

my uncle was quadriplegic....watch yourself

Freddo saidOh God... I'd say Perez because I really hate Anne Coulter

I got a good one...

Quadriplegic for life or Deaf & Blind for 10 years

GuerrillaSodomite saidUSA. Kim Jong Il might make me perform show tunes for him.

Listening to Pia Zidora albums for 8 hours a day for the rest of your life or giving Rush Limbaugh a hand job.

I would say Pia Zidora, I dont think I could give that pukey hand job

Pop Tarts or Toaster Strudels

Pop Tarts, simply because I have the worlds slowest toaster, even though it's supposed to be a "good buy", and I can microwave the Pop Tarts.

Going down on Rosie Odonelle or Ellen Degeneres?

it would be the better, not the best, of two options . . . queers ought to know this stuff . . .

it would be the better, not the best, of two options . . . queers ought to know this stuff . . .

When someone invites you to their house for dinner, do you bring


flowers

or

chocloates?

chocolates, atleast you can eat alongwith them

Stuck by lightening or caught by your mom having group sex.

Struck by lightning!

Locker room of an NFL team or an MLB team?

That's a no-lose situation, but I'd go NFL!

Hot lover's only flaw is bad teeth or an unsightly mole on the forehead?

THE TEETH could be fixed somehow - moles are iffy.....

lose all your teeth or have only 1 testicle

1 testee...

comb-over or prepubescent penis?

BiGymGuy said1 testee...

comb-over or prepubescent penis?

Ewwww - You're really sick! (I like that) Can't I just push the turd down the street with my nose?

Ok comb-over you bastard -

Instantly change something about your physical self or your inner (emotional/spiritual/intellectual) self -

Instantly change something about your physical self or your inner (emotional/spiritual/intellectual) self - Physical, mainly due to bad migraines.

Horrible illness that leaves you in great pain about 50% of the time, but all your sexual fantasies can be lived out with no consequences.

OR

Living life pain free but never being able to have an orgasm unless you are having sex with a woman.

That cappucino sounds much more rewarding.

Lowered senses (legally blind, deaf, poor sensitivity) with 3 inches added to your penis length -OR- heightened senses (x-ray vision, supersonic hearing, orgasmic skin receptors) with 3 inches taken off of your penis length.

Heightened senses

mechanical routine fucking sex
or
passionate sex doing everything except fucking?

passionate sex doing everything except fucking

Deep mouth kissing with someone with bad teeth

OR

Deep mouth kissing someone with no teeth?

uh.....................Bad teeth

Mixed Martial Arts or Football?

MMA.

Beatles or Stones?

thats a tough one - but I'll to go with the Beatles

Sean Connery in Goldfinger or
Daniel Craig in Casino Royale?

sure to cause a stir, but I'm a product of my generation.

Daniel! Daniel! Daniel!

A paper cut on the eyeball or a sharpened pencil through the eardrum?

Pencil through the eardrum. More likely to heal.

Getting visibly, accidently hard in front of a male or female boss?

male

being incredibly inteligent but ugly looking,or incredibly beautifull but dumb?

intelligent. Beauty always fades.

Help several people in small ways, or help one person in a big way.

help several peole in small ways

Being incredibly dumb and ugly or incredibly intelligent and beautiful?

help several peole in small ways

Being incredibly dumb and ugly or incredibly intelligent and beautiful?

Dumb enough to be happy all the time? No matter what the circumstances?
Ok Intelligent and beautiful...........(but still ----- food for thought)

48 hours of marathon piggy lovemaking and fucking with:
Yoda or Jabba the Hut?

Yoda.... might learn a few things about the Force after the 48 hours with him, whereas with Jabba after the 48 hours the trap door would open and I would become the rancor's next snack.

Hit the gym first thing in the morning, or right nefore bed?

First thing in the morning!

Reece cups or Hershey Kisses?

Reese's Cups

Ab Fab

or

Will & Grace

Ab Fab

Exhibitionist or Voyeur?

voyeur

cash or credit?

Cash.

Picasso or Van Gogh?

Van Gogh.

Sex with an older guy or a younger one.

I don't even get to see them? How old? does he workout? oh fuck allright the younger one...................

Black eye or bloody nose?

black eye,,,

Ford or Chevy,,?

Bloody nose -

A brand new house - OR - A brand new car -

Ford and a brand new house...

Jock itch or athlete's foot?

Either...both are easily taken care of.

Stepping on rusty razor blades, or dirty needles?

Yes...I know I'm a sick f**k, but what can I say?

rusty razor blades all it takes is a tetanus shot

eating dirty ass or fucking dirty ass without a condom?

UGH - fucking ! (scrambles for latex gloves)

Bondage & Discipline.............or........

Cross Dressing

Bondage & Discipline.

A scat party or a Roman Shower party?

Gawd.........a Roman Shower

an invitation to a straight wedding with all the usual activities

or

an invitation to a gay wedding that includes screaming queens and techno music?

The gay wedding. I've never experienced one like that. I've experienced the average straight wedding already.

Black and white, or color?

B&W

Skinny arms or flat ass?

Flat ass

Rosanne Barr or Oprah Winfrey?
(sexual servicing will be required)

Oprah Winfrey. As controlling as she is, she would most definitely bring it.

Getting fucked with a strap-on by: K.D. Lang or Rosie O'Donnell?

FUCK! I lose both ways on that one! K.D. Lang i guess

Sex life of Samantha Jones or the Bank account of Karen Walker?

SJs' sex life

Broken leg or IRS audit?

IRS audit (I'm up for it and ready)


1963 Ferrari 250 GTO or a 1961 Jaguar E Type?
(Vote your heart, not the value.......stipulation imposed: You cannot sell it!)

JAG!

Stalked by Crazy Bitch or Freaky Bastard?

Freaky Bastard, girls creep me out






Death by stabbing or death by blunt trauma? (Yeah, yeah, I just watched The Orphan so.... xD)

trauma! makes for a more drastic reaction when telling the story to other people.

Mean Girls or Heathers?

Heathers

Being Good looking but thinking you are hideous or
being a decent guy who thinks he's a freak

^ good looking or decent-both with esteem probs? I'll take good looking

60 years old with $10 million $$$$
OR
20 and broke?

20 & broke

Alchohol problem or addicted to cigarettes

Damage to liver vs. damage to lungs...let's be the fun alcoholic...

Are you an inner angel or inner devil?

Vncvr_84 saidDamage to liver vs. damage to lungs...let's be the fun alcoholic...

Are you an inner angel or inner devil?

Inner devil


Are you

humble
or
critical?

humble? does humiliated count?
ok critical - but mostly of myself

Your date shows up with
Dirty fingernails or
Hairy nostrils

jawrhed saidhumble? does humiliated count?
ok critical - but mostly of myself

Your date shows up with
Dirty fingernails or
Hairy nostrils

Humilation doesn't count....sorry.


Dirty Fingernails cause it may mean he works with his hands......like a mechanic or landscaper or construction worker


on the same note...........

a man with smooth hands
or
rough hands?

KissingPro said

jawrhed saidhumble? does humiliated count?
ok critical - but mostly of myself

Your date shows up with
Dirty fingernails or
Hairy nostrils

Humilation doesn't count....sorry.


Dirty Fingernails cause it may mean he works with his hands......like a mechanic or landscaper or construction worker


on the same note...........

a man with smooth hands
or
rough hands?

Smooth hands.

Queen of the Damned
or
Queen of West Hollywood

Queen of the Damned... because let's face it. Vampires are hot.

And there are way too many Queens of West Hollywood anyway.
(Thank you thank you... I'm here all week. Tip your waiter on your way out)


Time travel

or

Eternal life

time travel..


Chocolate milk or Yoohoo

Choco Milk

Nair or Waxing

Nair....less effort...


McDonald's or Wendy's? hahaha fat asses

Wendy's

Crunchy peanut butter or creamy peanut butter

Crunchy

Sex with
Eddie Munster or Eddie Izzard?

Eddie Munster.

Do you get....

Slaughtered and eaten alive by Zombies

or

Killed in a "SAW"like puzzle Death Trap by failing

Have at Zombies! The Buffet is now open......



Prefer Cut or uncut and why?

TheGuyNextDoor saidHave at Zombies! The Buffet is now open......



Prefer Cut or uncut and why?

will conduct research & get back to you..............

Beating off or sloppy seconds?

jawrhed said

TheGuyNextDoor saidHave at Zombies! The Buffet is now open......



Prefer Cut or uncut and why?

will conduct research & get back to you..............

Beating off or sloppy seconds?

Beating off



Fisting

or

Scat Wrestling


Sucks for you! haha! and I'm sorry for that. I'm in a evil mood right now.