The Fatties are desperate

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    Jul 13, 2011 10:47 PM GMT
    OK, so I only get hit on by morbidly obese guys. It starts out with them only showing a face pic so I think, ok cute. I start talking to them trying to get more pics cause im skeptical.

    I'll get down to their shoulders. At this point, its unknown if they are fat and have moobs, or are fat and solid like a big quarterback or something.

    Then I get the full body shot.. .And its like this
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    And then I'm like, listen, I like guys around my size. And they get all desperate like...

    "I'm really generous"..
    .. "I dont need anything in return"...


    And the whole time i'm thinking

    1.) no I'll probably not enjoy it


    2.) If you lost some god damn weight you'd probably be attractive... Lose some damn weight!

    So why don't they just eat less?!?!?!
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    Jul 13, 2011 10:49 PM GMT
    Because thats work, and they want it to come easy like it does for me.

    Life is hard, these fatties need to realize that sooner than later.
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    Jul 13, 2011 10:53 PM GMT
    I will be tracking this thread.
  • JP85257

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    Jul 13, 2011 10:53 PM GMT
    You met him....Didnt you????
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    Jul 14, 2011 12:58 AM GMT
    I feel like I need to claim a post here ahead of time cause I can just feel a long rambly post about to surge out of me.
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    Jul 14, 2011 1:00 AM GMT
    AvadaKedavra saidI will be tracking this thread.


    Me 2

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    Jul 14, 2011 1:02 AM GMT
    Spiritreaver saidI feel like I need to claim a post here ahead of time cause I can just feel a long rambly post about to surge out of me.

    Great methodology. My hero.
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    Jul 14, 2011 1:03 AM GMT
    Spiritreaver saidI feel like I need to claim a post here ahead of time cause I can just feel a long rambly post about to surge out of me.


    hehe Spiritreaver is awesome :-p
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    Jul 14, 2011 1:05 AM GMT
    And then the dreaded last plee....."Can I just suck your dick?"
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    Jul 14, 2011 1:20 AM GMT
    eagermuscle said
    Spiritreaver saidI feel like I need to claim a post here ahead of time cause I can just feel a long rambly post about to surge out of me.

    Great methodology. My hero.
    You're welcome.

    Honestly I just don't get why this thread was even made. I'm pretty sure we already had a thread for overweight guys going.

    Secondly, just not responding to messages would've solved the problem in the OP. No need to flame them in a thread.
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    Jul 14, 2011 1:23 AM GMT
    From a former REAL fat guy myself... this thread makes me go O_o.

    I will keep myself involved as this develops.
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    Jul 14, 2011 1:29 AM GMT
    That's really surprising that you only get hit on by hefty guys. Is that an exaggeration?

    But hefty guys are not the only desperate ones. I see plenty messages (not here of course) of desperate pleas coming from men of all sizes, including muscular ones.

    Although it's not guaranteed to work, maybe you should state in your profile that you are looking for guys your size (though that can turn away bodybuilders since they're bigger than you).
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    Jul 14, 2011 1:32 AM GMT
    Fat people are people too. They deserve some kind of respect. It's when they start begging for sex that's when you should shoot them down like you would to any guy who you do not want to have sex with.

    On a side note:
    new_guyme saidso I only get hit on by morbidly obese guys.

    Seriously? No good looking guy finds you attractive? You're kidding, right? Not even the lobster-catching sea-hunks?????
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    Jul 14, 2011 1:34 AM GMT
    You poor thing, you poor poor gay fat thing!

    Stop eating so much!
  • JP85257

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    Jul 14, 2011 1:37 AM GMT
    From a former fattie.

    FUCK YOU.

    lol
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    Jul 14, 2011 1:50 AM GMT
    Spiritreaver said
    eagermuscle said
    Spiritreaver saidI feel like I need to claim a post here ahead of time cause I can just feel a long rambly post about to surge out of me.

    Great methodology. My hero.
    You're welcome.

    Honestly I just don't get why this thread was even made. I'm pretty sure we already had a thread for overweight guys going.

    Secondly, just not responding to messages would've solved the problem in the OP. No need to flame them in a thread.


    But where's the fun in that? icon_twisted.gif

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    Jul 14, 2011 1:55 AM GMT
    The so-called "FATTIES" may or may-not be "desperate".....and there may be a bit of exaggeration or misrepresentation going on, on both sides of the conversation. But the OP responded in order for this to happen.....certainly you can ask questions that would get to the heart of what you are looking for.....from, say "tell me what you like to eat over a day", to "what is your favorite activity, gym, bike, hike, run, climb, etc?"....lots can be inferred from this. If he says that he watches TV all day and eats chips and pizza and pop or beer, and smokes constantly..... I would expect him to be a bit on the round side....and not meet him.

    I find it interesting that this is the second thread by you in less than a week, on the subject of being disappointed on a first meeting with a guy because he was heavier than you expected.....maybe YOU need to change something in your profile to attract a different type? ...regardless, if you aren't attracted or have reservations about someone, why hang around or do something that makes you uncomfortable?
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    Jul 14, 2011 1:55 AM GMT
    Rodcet said
    Spiritreaver said
    eagermuscle said
    Spiritreaver saidI feel like I need to claim a post here ahead of time cause I can just feel a long rambly post about to surge out of me.

    Great methodology. My hero.
    You're welcome.

    Honestly I just don't get why this thread was even made. I'm pretty sure we already had a thread for overweight guys going.

    Secondly, just not responding to messages would've solved the problem in the OP. No need to flame them in a thread.


    But where's the fun in that? icon_twisted.gif

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    Good point, I guess I should just bait and wait for the burn... I mean look at my TF2 speciality:

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    Jul 14, 2011 2:32 AM GMT
    I'll admit I laughed at MAD TV's Eat Less, Move More skit, but there's more to eating less. There are behavioral patterns that have to be modified and psychological issues that have to be dealt with.

    And guys who are morbidly obese are not always rejected. Whether they are in the top, bottom, or versatile position, there are guys out there who do not care about plumpness.

    Suggesting guys keep their eyes close when engaged in sex with an obese guy is a pretty mean statement.
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    Jul 14, 2011 2:39 AM GMT
    "...how do these guys continue to eat knowing its their own morbid fatness that's getting them rejected?"

    Do you always eat proper portions? Do you always eat the right foods? Probably not. Those not blessed with a high metabolism have a hard road ahead of them. Plus, food addiction is just as powerful as any other addition, except you can't cold turkey food. So it makes it a lot harder to control.



    "Or do a lot of guys actually let them come and just keep their eyes closed?"

    Yes. Some guys have no backbone and would rather have sex with someone they're not attracted to than to hurt their feelings. (I am not one of those guys!)
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    Jul 14, 2011 3:04 AM GMT
    you kidding? fat people have it made, i wish i could an entire meal at Mickie D's and not feel guilty & weight conscience...
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    Jul 14, 2011 6:25 AM GMT
    OP: It's fine to not be attracted to someone overweight, but man, there's nicer ways to put it.

    There are a ton of factors as to why someone may be overweight, yes, lazyness is one, but others are outside their control which is a good thing to remember
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    Jul 14, 2011 6:30 AM GMT
    I can only assume that the reason this thread hasn't exploded into a shitstorm is because it's still slowly building.
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    Jul 14, 2011 6:34 AM GMT
    I have respect for fat people who know they are overweight and are trying to rectify it, but those heffers that go through the McDonald's drive-thru everyday and order 3 McDoubles, a large fry, and wait for it, wait for it... oh a DIET COKE because they are watching their figure, piss me the fuck off. Get real. icon_rolleyes.gif
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    Jul 14, 2011 6:45 AM GMT
    KardioKing saidI have respect for fat people who know they are overweight and are trying to rectify it, but those heffers that go through the McDonald's drive-thru everyday and order 3 McDoubles, a large fry, and wait for it, wait for it... oh a DIET COKE because they are watching their figure, piss me the fuck off. Get real. icon_rolleyes.gif

    PLEASE.

    That's you.