Jul 14, 2011 12:41 AM GMT
I've always been of this opinion about gay men:
1.You never know when a guy will start to get serious. It often happens without your consent.
2.When he does get serious, you never know how long it'll last.
3.If you decide to get serious, make sure he has nice feet..
My theory is this:
When the shit does actually hit the fan, as it will one day, you are going to need a guy who can plow. A guy with bad feet may look good on the ballroom floor, but he is not going to be worth a damn behind a mule all day.
You see all these great-looking guys ready to jump in bed with anyone in the world, and yeah, I'll admit, some of them sure are handsome.
But, I bet if Gorbachev had been forced to immediately pick just one of his Russian guys to take in the deep, deep bunker prior to Ronnie blasting his country to a large pane of glass, he'd have chosen a guy with nice feet.
Some of you guys have really nice feet...