Just One Reason Why I Like Feet

  • masculumpedes

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    Jul 14, 2011 12:41 AM GMT
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    I've always been of this opinion about gay men:

    1.You never know when a guy will start to get serious. It often happens without your consent.
    2.When he does get serious, you never know how long it'll last.
    3.If you decide to get serious, make sure he has nice feet..

    My theory is this:
    When the shit does actually hit the fan, as it will one day, you are going to need a guy who can plow. A guy with bad feet may look good on the ballroom floor, but he is not going to be worth a damn behind a mule all day.
    You see all these great-looking guys ready to jump in bed with anyone in the world, and yeah, I'll admit, some of them sure are handsome.
    But, I bet if Gorbachev had been forced to immediately pick just one of his Russian guys to take in the deep, deep bunker prior to Ronnie blasting his country to a large pane of glass, he'd have chosen a guy with nice feet. icon_wink.gif

    Some of you guys have really nice feet...8.gif8.gif8.gif
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    Jul 14, 2011 1:00 AM GMT
    Shit hitting the fan...?

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    ... as in total societal breakdown?

    Gonna be more interested in guys who know how to reload ammo cartridges, work metal, and all other kinds of trades regardless
    of their anatomical endowments.
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    Jul 14, 2011 1:11 AM GMT
    alphatrigger saidShit hitting the fan...?


    ... as in total societal breakdown?

    Gonna be more interested in guys who know how to reload ammo cartridges, work metal, and all other kinds of trades regardless
    of their anatomical endowments.


    Don't forget guys who can swing an electric guitar with enough accuracy to take out the head. Those zombies don't die easy, ya know.
  • Montague

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    Jul 14, 2011 1:19 AM GMT
    alphatrigger saidShit hitting the fan...?

    lolwut.jpg

    ... as in total societal breakdown?

    Gonna be more interested in guys who know how to reload ammo cartridges, work metal, and all other kinds of trades regardless
    of their anatomical endowments.


    Rifle Range expert *cough*
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    Jul 14, 2011 2:52 AM GMT
    if the shit hits the fan, who will do my pedicures?
  • Montague

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    Jul 14, 2011 5:12 AM GMT
    dekiruman saidif the shit hits the fan, who will do my pedicures?


    I could be your body manager in the apocalypse, making sure you get the royal treatment
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    Jul 14, 2011 5:47 AM GMT
    I have hair on my big toes (below the toenail). is that common? do you think it's hot?icon_smile.gif
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    Jul 14, 2011 5:54 AM GMT
    I also have a few hairs on the top of my foot (in the center area)....

    I hope that I'm not turning into a hobbit.icon_smile.gif
  • masculumpedes

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    Jul 14, 2011 8:23 AM GMT
    Stan904 saidI have hair on my big toes (below the toenail). is that common? do you think it's hot?icon_smile.gif



    I need to see a photo, then I'll let ya know...icon_wink.gif
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    Jul 14, 2011 8:29 AM GMT
    Since you like feet so much can you come over and work these pair out?

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    I promise they won't bite.icon_lol.gif
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    Jul 14, 2011 8:30 AM GMT
    UberBane saidSince you like feet so much can you come over and work these pair out?

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    I promise they won't bite.icon_lol.gif


    MY EYES.. HELP
  • masculumpedes

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    Jul 14, 2011 8:39 AM GMT
    UberBane saidSince you like feet so much can you come over and work these pair out?

    I promise they won't bite.icon_lol.gif


    Well, it is true that when dealing with feet one must be very selective..connie_1.gif

    ( Your feet need help...and at such a young age...tsk, tsk...) icon_neutral.gif
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    Jul 14, 2011 8:47 AM GMT
    malefeet said
    UberBane saidSince you like feet so much can you come over and work these pair out?

    I promise they won't bite.icon_lol.gif


    Well, it is true that when dealing with feet one must be very selective..connie_1.gif

    ( Your feet need help...and at such a young age...tsk, tsk...) icon_neutral.gif



    HAHA ! those aren't my feet. It was a joke. icon_lol.gif
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    Jul 14, 2011 8:54 AM GMT
    Ariodante said
    alphatrigger saidShit hitting the fan...?


    ... as in total societal breakdown?

    Gonna be more interested in guys who know how to reload ammo cartridges, work metal, and all other kinds of trades regardless
    of their anatomical endowments.


    Don't forget guys who can swing an electric guitar with enough accuracy to take out the head. Those zombies don't die easy, ya know.



    Electric? Boyyyy, it's all about old school zombie killing this season, like, duhicon_cool.gif :

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