Commercial weight gain companies?

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    Jul 14, 2011 11:47 PM GMT
    I cannot maintain any weight gains. I went from 134 to 138 over the past month, and I thought I was making progress. Shakes every day, counted 500 calories extra per day.

    Then came a rather hectic week (with lots of stress, a little extra walking, and lost sleep, but same calorie intake) and today I'm back to 133!

    I just cannot maintain a high enough calorie intake.

    Anybody know of such a company that does a Weight Watchers-like program for gaining weight?
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    Jul 15, 2011 1:58 AM GMT
    The only thing I know that truly helps appetite is illegal, but smells really good.
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    Jul 15, 2011 3:32 AM GMT
    paulflexes saidThe only thing I know that truly helps appetite is illegal, but smells really good.


    Oh my god they outlawed cupcake scented candles!?
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    Jul 15, 2011 3:35 AM GMT
    Par Pharmaceutical.
    Find a woman who has breast cancer and is taking Megace.
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    Jul 15, 2011 3:53 AM GMT
    paulflexes saidThe only thing I know that truly helps appetite is illegal, but smells really good.


    Since when is cum illegal!? icon_sad.gif
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    Jul 17, 2011 9:14 PM GMT
    CHIdude said
    paulflexes saidThe only thing I know that truly helps appetite is illegal, but smells really good.


    Since when is cum illegal!? icon_sad.gif
    It's only illegal if you bottle it and sell it as hair gel.
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    Jul 17, 2011 9:15 PM GMT
    Dahas said
    paulflexes saidThe only thing I know that truly helps appetite is illegal, but smells really good.


    Oh my god they outlawed cupcake scented candles!?
    No, candle flavored cupcakes.
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    Jul 17, 2011 10:44 PM GMT
    Yeah, there's a company that will help people gain weight.

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    But seriously, if you're trying to gain weight, then you don't necessarily have to shovel down piles of food all day. Just consume most of your calories/carbs before and after your workout. An hour or so before your workout, eat some complex carbs. Also, pick up a tub of Glyco-Maze and add a couple scoops to your post-workout protein shake.
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    Jul 17, 2011 10:53 PM GMT
    xrichx said

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    Why do so many of their products sound like nicknames for certain groups of people at gay bars?
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    Jul 20, 2011 10:10 PM GMT
    xrichx saidYeah, there's a company that will help people gain weight.

    mXKf5.jpg

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    But seriously, if you're trying to gain weight, then you don't necessarily have to shovel down piles of food all day. Just consume most of your calories/carbs before and after your workout. An hour or so before your workout, eat some complex carbs. Also, pick up a tub of Glyco-Maze and add a couple scoops to your post-workout protein shake.


    Mhmmmm...

    Wow...

    So many funny words for different combos of corn, soy and synthetic food additives icon_cool.gif