Brian Wilson Wears Spandex Tux to ESPYs

  • coolarmydude

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    Jul 15, 2011 9:05 AM GMT
    http://www.yardbarker.com/mlb/articles/msn/sweet_fancy_moses_sweet_sassy_molassey_check_out_brian_wilsons_espys_outfit/5527345/?gt1=39002

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    Something tells me he's gay...
  • coolarmydude

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    Jul 15, 2011 9:18 AM GMT


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    Jul 15, 2011 10:06 AM GMT
    Thats so gay.
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    Jul 15, 2011 10:25 AM GMT
    That thing looks so fucking ugly.
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    Jul 15, 2011 10:29 AM GMT
    Gay or NOT(which is what I actually think), Brian Wilson is GENIUS.

    He's this amazing performance-artist who provokes every conflicting idea possible about both masculinity and what I call "The Sports Mind".

    Yes, he invites everyone to question his sexuality. And he delivers his "SO WHAT?" message perfectly. This man, gay or straight or whatever, has no conflicts regarding who he is.


    Secondly, he destroys the myth that 'The Sports Mind' requires simplicity and seriousness. He's complex and silly-----but in the way of a great Zen master.



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    Jul 15, 2011 11:12 AM GMT
    If there was a hot toned bod under that, i'm sure it'll be hott!!
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    Jul 15, 2011 11:38 AM GMT
    I don't care how popping his body may be under that, I'm worried that when we go to the buffet or when he cooks for me, I'll petition for beardnets for lunch ladies.
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    Jul 15, 2011 11:52 AM GMT
    hahaha this is awesome. the dude is my new hero for being original and not giving a shit what other peep think
  • rnch

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    Jul 15, 2011 11:55 AM GMT
    let's hope he is a "grower".



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    Jul 15, 2011 12:13 PM GMT
    MSPadventure saidhahaha this is awesome. the dude is my new hero for being original and not giving a shit what other peep think


    NOT GIVING A SHIT is the key to happiness.

    Yes, Brian Wilson is my Personal Ninja.

    There is nothing about his look that appeals to me. But that he doesn't give a shit what I think of his look.......is irresistible.

    Oh yeah, and the man has a strategy for his game that works! Role Model.
  • Rowing_Ant

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    Jul 15, 2011 12:35 PM GMT
    So not the Beach Boys singer of the same name? That would be......scary......Brian Wilsin in spandex..er......
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    Jul 15, 2011 1:30 PM GMT
    Can any athlete rep San Fran better?
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    Jul 15, 2011 1:35 PM GMT
    MuchMoreThanMuscle saidHe looks like an penguin with a long beard and sunglasses. icon_lol.gif


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    Jul 15, 2011 2:59 PM GMT
    Looks like marky mark has been using a body double in movies . I kinda thought so.
  • CuriousJockAZ

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    Jul 15, 2011 3:00 PM GMT
    That is just all kinds of W-R-O-N-G! icon_eek.gif
  • ohioguy12

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    Jul 15, 2011 3:43 PM GMT
    Haha, I don't think he's gay, but he's waaay out there.
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    Jul 15, 2011 4:01 PM GMT
    I LOVE IT! He is doing him and not giving a flip about what people thinks! Why should he!

    Go Giants!
  • coolarmydude

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    Jul 15, 2011 5:47 PM GMT
    Before Brian Wilson started his beard trend, I always fantasized about being a pro athlete who has the biggest purple mohawk.

    But what Brian Wilson is doing is what Dennis Rodman did in the '90s.
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    Jul 31, 2011 7:19 PM GMT
    ohioguy12 saidHaha, I don't think he's gay, but he's waaay out there.


    That is an understatement.... Barry Zito got a lot of attention for being "out there" but he was a bust for the Giants!
  • NashRugger

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    Aug 30, 2011 1:09 AM GMT
    and here is the man without the tux AND The Beard:

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  • MQueezy

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    Aug 30, 2011 2:52 AM GMT
    I'd do him icon_redface.gif lol