what's the best/worst pick-up line you've ever heard?

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    Jul 16, 2011 3:24 PM GMT
    i heard this one yesterday and it inspired me to begin a thread. i hated it:

    "let's do some math...ADD you to my bed, SUBTRACT our clothes, DIVIDE your legs and MULTIPLY".

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    Jul 16, 2011 3:57 PM GMT
    Best:

    Me: "You look like my first wife."

    Her: "How often have you been married?"

    Me: "Never."


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    We were married for 14 years and remain good friends. icon_biggrin.gif
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    Jul 16, 2011 3:59 PM GMT
    worst:

    Me: "you're cute, wanna fuck?"


    We fucked.

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    Jul 16, 2011 5:24 PM GMT
    Best (for me anyway) was my only trip to SoCal. Visiting friends in San Diego we went to a gay bar that was filled with sailors from the nearby naval base. Standing in a circle talking to each other I noticed one just kept staring silently looking up at me. Finally he said "You're what we're fighting for."
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    Jul 16, 2011 5:25 PM GMT
    Upper_Canadian saidworst:

    Me: "you're cute, wanna fuck?"


    We fucked.

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    Jul 16, 2011 5:27 PM GMT
    "How would you like my hard dick inside you for as long as you'd like?"
  • KissTheSky

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    Jul 16, 2011 5:31 PM GMT
    Most annoying:

    "Why aren't you smiling?"

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    Jul 16, 2011 5:31 PM GMT
    "Hey, do you think this napkin smells like chloroform?"
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    Jul 16, 2011 5:36 PM GMT
    Myk17 said"Hey, do you think this napkin smells like chloroform?"


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    Jul 16, 2011 5:42 PM GMT
    *You go to a crowd of people and ask

    Does anyone love rabbits?

    *IF someone bites you pull out your front two pockets so the lining is hanging out and ask

    Do you want to kiss one on the head?

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    Jul 16, 2011 5:43 PM GMT
    worst: *he grabs my crotch* "wanna fuck?"

    Best: "Hey, my name is , how are you?"
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    Jul 16, 2011 5:46 PM GMT
    Not the best line, but best rejection ever: a female (bisexual) friend of mine was being hit on persistently by a dude who she was totally not into and she kept trying to give him the cold shoulder. Frustrated, he finally said, 'what are you, a lesbian or something?' to which she replied, "I may or may not be a lesbian, but that has nothing to do with the fact that you're ugly."

    He stopped bugging her.
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    Jul 16, 2011 6:02 PM GMT
    Do you workout or You workout a lot huh? icon_rolleyes.gificon_rolleyes.gificon_rolleyes.gif
  • masculumpedes

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    Jul 16, 2011 6:05 PM GMT
    " As good-looking as you are, you just have to be gay..." icon_rolleyes.gif
  • wild_sky360

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    Jul 16, 2011 6:08 PM GMT
    Upper_Canadian saidworst:

    Me: "you're cute, wanna fuck?"


    We fucked.

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    I love being on the receiving end of that line. Those guys are uninhibited and usually a lot of fun to flirt with.
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    Jul 16, 2011 7:05 PM GMT
    "You had me at 'Let's get a room.' "
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    Jul 16, 2011 7:08 PM GMT
    "Holy shit, bro! You look just like my mom!"
  • Profire

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    Jul 16, 2011 7:10 PM GMT
    Guy 1: Do you have any Mexican in you?
    Gut 2: No
    Guy1: Do you want some?
  • starboard5

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    Jul 16, 2011 7:12 PM GMT
    I was 19, he was about 38. When told I was learning to play piano:
    "Oh, you must come and see my upright!"
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    Jul 16, 2011 7:29 PM GMT
    My friend Steve once dropped: "Hey, would you be into guys who drive shitty cars and like calculus?"

    He married her. Still married to this day.
  • CuriousJockAZ

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    Jul 16, 2011 7:31 PM GMT
    Worst: "Wanna Fuck"

    Best: "Nice basket -- Is it Easter?"
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    Jul 16, 2011 7:54 PM GMT
    *during newyears eve

    Him: (looks out the window) oh look fireworks!

    Me: ignore it, lets make things explode here instead. (In a seductive tone)
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    Me: your name is ugly. Lets break up, bye.

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    Him: you have really nice eyes. (Smiles) will you be busy tomorrow? (Smiles)

    Me: 'k k' oh look my friend just texted (while lookin at my phone)

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    *aboard a bus, 2 girls talking

    Girl 1: most hot guys nowadays are gay.

    Girl 2: but im really confident that my boyfriend is sooo straight

    Girl 1: how come? Thats nice

    Girl 2: because he's ugly as sh*t

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    Ill think more, i swear i have alot
  • ohioguy12

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    Jul 16, 2011 9:17 PM GMT
    "Top or bottom?"
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    Jul 18, 2011 6:27 PM GMT
    I'm hungry
    Me too
    Let's eateach other
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    Jul 18, 2011 6:47 PM GMT
    Best
    You got any tats?

    No, why?

    Because you've got sexy written all over you!

    Worst
    anything that involves lame ass bragging
    ie...let's get out of here in my (fancy car) and head to my penthouse/condo/etc

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