THE BF'S BIRTHDAY TOMORROW: Something Unique, Something Different

  • HndsmKansan

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    Apr 23, 2008 5:14 PM GMT
    So tomorrow's the day: The bf's birthday. Since we live 90 miles apart, I will not be able to see him tomorrow. I will this weekend.

    He will receive a potted flowering plant tomorrow. He'd get cut flowers, but Will isn't much of a romantic and the potted plant works. He will also get 2 gifts this weekend, both are pretty well thought.

    I like unique gifts. I won't put in print what I did on his second birthday we were involved, but a part of it involved my attacking him. I like doing that when I'm so inclined.

    I remember taking him to an expensive restaurant on his 3rd birthday we were involved. He's so practical, he thought it was a waste of money.

    Sooo... any ideas for something I can do "a little extra" to make his birthday celebration this weekend a little more special. I appreciate it.icon_biggrin.gif
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    Apr 23, 2008 5:18 PM GMT
    I have just been kicking around on the "How Stuff Works" site, so this is on my mind right now.

    Can you work up something using essential oils for their aroma and application properties.

    http://health.howstuffworks.com/aromatherapy-information.htm

    ShawnTO can give you lots more advice, I should think

    But then if the b&c is so practical, he may be totally underwhelmed ....or he may appreciate the change from being attacked.
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    Apr 23, 2008 5:47 PM GMT

    Uplifting Formula

    This recipe will yield a sweet-smelling formula that will be sure to raise your spirits.

    6 drops bergamot oil
    3 drops petitgrain oil
    3 drops geranium oil
    1 drop neroli (expensive, so optional)
    2 ounces vegetable oil

    Combine all the ingredients. Use as a massage oil, add 1 or 2 teaspoons to your bath, or add 1 teaspoon to a foot bath. For an equally uplifting room or facial spritzer, substitute the same amount of water for the vegetable oil in this formula. Put the water formula in a spray bottle, and spritz or sniff throughout the day as needed.
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    Apr 23, 2008 5:52 PM GMT
    macaroni pencil holder for his desk...
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    Apr 23, 2008 6:08 PM GMT
    Well, you could for a gag gift give him a Chia Pet...
  • UncleverName

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    Apr 23, 2008 8:04 PM GMT
    My partner is a bit utilitarian as well. He's not all that big on romantic stuff, unless he's the one coming up with them for me lol.

    I find DVD TV series work great, if it's one that we both like, because we will both watch them together. Gadgets are always good. I got him an Ipod Nano Video for Christmas, and he loves it. I also got him a mini USB drive at Christmas, and its really helpful for him at work (and at this point, I think it's his favorite Christmas present).

    How about a sexy shirt? Or some sexy underwear? Or a massage (from you or from a massage place)? Breakfast in bed ready and waiting for him before he wakes up? Chocolates? That always works for my man, except for when he's trying to lose weight. You wearing nothing but a tie, with some mood music and 2 glasses of wine poured when he gets back? A blow job where you'll swallow this time? Maybe I'm giving too much of my personal life away there...

    Hope one of those suggestions help. Let us know what you end up doing!
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    Apr 23, 2008 8:07 PM GMT
    a set of batteries with a note - toys not included
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    Apr 23, 2008 8:16 PM GMT
    Does your boyfriend collect anything? something that he would be really glad to get? Or is there someplace he's always wanted to go? so a downpayment on such a trip or tickets, would make his day? If so slip a note about what you have, or plan to do under a plate of his favorite food, or cake, (Or under the cake itself wrapped in plastic) then give him the actual gift later, perhaps after you "ATTACK" him. LOL!!!
  • irishboxers

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    Apr 23, 2008 8:19 PM GMT
    Is he practical in a "Black & Decker" kind of way, or practical in a recycled, eco-friendly kind of way?

    My mind went to some sort of tool for around the house (no, not that kind of tool, boys) or something you can do together as an experience. Skydiving? Rafting? Off-roading on 4-wheelers? Horseback riding? Either way, something that he'll relate to you, even if it's a power sander.

    "I made my deck this smooth because of the sander Chris got me..."

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    Apr 23, 2008 8:53 PM GMT
    whatever you give him, it should come in this box.

    470

    http://store.theonion.com/gift-box-visorganizer-p-145.html
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    Apr 23, 2008 8:53 PM GMT
    HndsmKansan said

    I remember taking him to an expensive restaurant on his 3rd birthday we were involved. He's so practical, he thought it was a waste of money.

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    Reminds me of my boyfriend We got in an argument and he was barley talking to me after I lost it and screamed at an american airline customer rep

    To make up for it I bought first class tickets to return he was even almost more pissed off that I wasted the money. He came around though
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    Apr 23, 2008 10:15 PM GMT
    Sounds like the type of guy that just likes things done simply. He just only need you for his brithday and that is it.
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    Apr 23, 2008 11:26 PM GMT
    onmyway saida set of batteries with a note - toys not included


    That was FUNNY. icon_smile.gif
  • sandiegovince

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    Apr 24, 2008 12:16 AM GMT
    Hndsm, steer away from giving him stuff. Don't give him stuff--give him an experience. Cook him dinner, set the table with scented candles, draw him a bubble bath, give him a warm sensual massage, bake him his favorite cookies and have them waiting on the bedstand, rent his favorite movie and pop some popcorn, massage his feet...there are countless sexy ways to say "I Love You!" without spending an enormous amount of money. Damn, I wish I had a bf!!!

    BTW, When is your birthday? Mine is June 29th--a very sappy, romantic Cancer! LOL
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    Apr 24, 2008 2:40 AM GMT
    they make kits where you can cast a mold of your erect penis and create a dildo from it...

    hey, you said unique and different, not tasteful and classy
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    Apr 24, 2008 2:55 AM GMT
    See, the first suggestion was your best. YOu could have just stopped the thread right there.

    ....but noooooo....you had to let these other people embarrass themselves
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    Apr 24, 2008 3:47 AM GMT
    you know very well caslon that embarrassing myself is my favorite hobby icon_wink.gif
  • joeindallas

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    Apr 24, 2008 4:39 AM GMT
    pracitical and romantic here. Give a gift in his name to his favorite Charity
  • joeindallas

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    Apr 24, 2008 4:40 AM GMT
    Chic Gym where are you going to find a chia pet they only come out of hiberation from under the trailer parks in early Decemebr
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    Apr 24, 2008 8:38 AM GMT
    dancerjack saidyou know very well caslon that embarrassing myself is my favorite hobby icon_wink.gif


    heyyyyyyyy
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    Apr 24, 2008 3:35 PM GMT
    How about an all expenses paid ticket to Moorea, Tahiti ........... one way - a new account opened in his name there, with a considerable deposit of funds each new month - with the only stipulation being that he never return to Kansas?




    (Oh dear, does it sound as though I want him out of the way?)


    I am most certainly not mean and controlling! You all stop saying that!
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    Apr 24, 2008 4:03 PM GMT
    A question on that penis mold... My bf asked if he could do that with me penis and I said no way. He has mentioned it now I don't know how many times and I keep saying no way.

    Am I being a little freaky about this or is this normal?
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    Apr 24, 2008 5:25 PM GMT
    Jockbod48 saidHow about an all expenses paid ticket to Moorea, Tahiti ........... one way - a new account opened in his name there, with a considerable deposit of funds each new month - with the only stipulation being that he never return to Kansas?




    (Oh dear, does it sound as though I want him out of the way?)


    I am most certainly not mean and controlling! You all stop saying that!


    Jock - little voices in your head? LOL!
  • HndsmKansan

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    Apr 24, 2008 9:37 PM GMT
    sandiegovince said

    BTW, When is your birthday? Mine is June 29th--a very sappy, romantic Cancer! LOL



    Mine is a little over a month after yours... no cancer here. I'm a Leo... but I appreciate your input there!icon_biggrin.gif
  • sandiegovince

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    Apr 24, 2008 11:41 PM GMT
    Great Hndsm, some of my best friends and my Mom are Leos. They can be the best of your buddies but they also can be such divas at times....LOL

    --Vince