Crazy Going On's at Work

  • Musicman91

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    Jul 17, 2011 8:17 PM GMT
    I am a part time worker at a grocery store and I was the cart boy today. Well while I was getting the carts there was a woman who was in a bad mood for some reason. She was on her cell phone and complaining that she couldn't get her keys to open her car. She put her car right behind the car next to her so they couldn't back out of there spot. I went over and got the cart and she freaked out and said "Leave that cart there the a@#hole is parked fo @#$ing close I can't get in my car."

    Well a guy who was in his truck on the other side of the parking lot screamed out "Hey watch your language I have kids in here." and she screamed at him "@@$!##%$^$#^#$$%@$%$@^%$$^$@%@#%" he called her a "slob" and a "poor excuse for a lady"

    She got in her car and pulled up next to him rolled her window down and screamed "@#$& you buddy I hope you and you @#$^ing family drop dead." and pulled off like Cruella De Vil. Ad the guy just screamed "Ahhhhh hey!"


    Well yeah I just thought I'd share. I have alot of other crazy work stories I'll post later. Have you guys ever had crazy expericences at work??
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    Jul 17, 2011 8:30 PM GMT
    You must not be around grocery stores very often. That's pretty common. icon_lol.gif
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    Jul 17, 2011 8:35 PM GMT
    Hahaha, this made me laugh!
  • Musicman91

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    Jul 17, 2011 8:35 PM GMT
    paulflexes saidYou must not be around grocery stores very often. That's pretty common. icon_lol.gif


    I have worked in a grocery store or over 3 years I know what crazy stuff goes down lol. I just couldn't believe she said she hoped his whole family died!
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    Jul 17, 2011 8:38 PM GMT
    MusicMan91 said
    paulflexes saidYou must not be around grocery stores very often. That's pretty common. icon_lol.gif


    I have worked in a grocery store or over 3 years I know what crazy stuff goes down lol. I just couldn't believe she said she hoped his whole family died!
    Never fuck with a woman on her period.

    Oh yeah, and never tell a woman not to cuss...especially if she's on her period.
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    Jul 17, 2011 8:44 PM GMT
    paulflexes said
    MusicMan91 said
    paulflexes saidYou must not be around grocery stores very often. That's pretty common. icon_lol.gif


    I have worked in a grocery store or over 3 years I know what crazy stuff goes down lol. I just couldn't believe she said she hoped his whole family died!
    Never fuck with a woman on her period.

    Oh yeah, and never tell a woman not to cuss...especially if she's on her period.


    You can't really call these sort "women", they are chavs and happen to be female.

    A woman would never conduct herself in this matter really, even if she's on her period.

    It's simply despicable yet laughable :p
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    Jul 17, 2011 8:48 PM GMT
    Monir said
    paulflexes said
    MusicMan91 said
    paulflexes saidYou must not be around grocery stores very often. That's pretty common. icon_lol.gif


    I have worked in a grocery store or over 3 years I know what crazy stuff goes down lol. I just couldn't believe she said she hoped his whole family died!
    Never fuck with a woman on her period.

    Oh yeah, and never tell a woman not to cuss...especially if she's on her period.


    You can't really call these sort "women", they are chavs and happen to be female.

    A woman would never conduct herself in this matter really, even if she's on her period.

    It's simply despicable yet laughable :p
    I've seen otherwise-dainty women threaten to "fucking cut you right here asshole". Ex battles can get fierce. icon_lol.gif
  • Musicman91

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    Jul 17, 2011 8:52 PM GMT
    paulflexes said
    MusicMan91 said
    paulflexes saidYou must not be around grocery stores very often. That's pretty common. icon_lol.gif


    I have worked in a grocery store or over 3 years I know what crazy stuff goes down lol. I just couldn't believe she said she hoped his whole family died!
    Never fuck with a woman on her period.

    Oh yeah, and never tell a woman not to cuss...especially if she's on her period.



    Well one lady who use to come in the stroe must have been on her period everyday lol.

    I called her the penny lady. My first encounter with her was when I was on the express line when I first started there. She came through my line a demanded that I turn off the conveyer belt, She also demanded that she bag her own groceries. Then when the order was all done I gave her her change and she freaked out at me "This god damn penny is dirty why are you giving me a dirty penny!" So i opened my drawer and gave her a "clean" penny and she took it away from me like I was a deadly germ. "That's better!" she barked. I went to give her the cupons that had printed out form her order and she freaked out at me and suddenyl became southern "I don't want dem god damn cupons those damn cupons are only for dog food and I ain't got no damn dogs." So I threw them away and told her to have a good day and she said "Don't tell me to have a god damn good day !@#hole."

    Well she came back later and I was freaking out I didn't want her to come through my line. Well of coourse she did. She said "Look here sonny I was here a few hours ago and I freaked out a bit I didn't mean to."

    But nothing prepared me for what was to come a few weeks later......she returned and did the whole dirty penny speil to one of the girls. AAfter the third penny she whipped it across the store and screamed "GO BACK TO YOUR OWN GODDAMN COUNTRY IF YOU CAN'T PICK OUT A CLEAN #$^ING PENNY!" the girl was hispanic but she was born in America. The manager came and she was freaking out about the dirtiness of our stores pennies and then she said "And I don't want them damn cupons all they are are doog cupons and I don't have any dogs people say me and my daughter @#$% dogs and we don't @#$% dogs." At this point the manager was laughing and she screamed "It's not @#$%ing funny!"
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    Jul 17, 2011 8:57 PM GMT
    paulflexes said
    Monir said
    paulflexes said
    MusicMan91 said
    paulflexes saidYou must not be around grocery stores very often. That's pretty common. icon_lol.gif


    I have worked in a grocery store or over 3 years I know what crazy stuff goes down lol. I just couldn't believe she said she hoped his whole family died!
    Never fuck with a woman on her period.

    Oh yeah, and never tell a woman not to cuss...especially if she's on her period.


    You can't really call these sort "women", they are chavs and happen to be female.

    A woman would never conduct herself in this matter really, even if she's on her period.

    It's simply despicable yet laughable :p
    I've seen otherwise-dainty women threaten to "fucking cut you right here asshole". Ex battles can get fierce. icon_lol.gif


    OMG, if I here a female say something like that I would instantly vomit! Yuk!

    @ MusicMan91, please don't call them Ladies! They aren't, now are they?
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    Jul 18, 2011 12:34 AM GMT
    I worked in a psychiatric hospital for 4 years... I've got many stories I could tell you, LOL. icon_biggrin.gif
  • barriehomeboy

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    Jul 18, 2011 1:04 AM GMT
    Before you get out of your car and contront one of these bad drivers, be aware that there are no laws preventing psychopathic or schizophrenic or homicidal people from driving.
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    Jul 18, 2011 1:38 AM GMT
    When I worked retail during college, it was pure entertainment all the time. I definitely got to see the best and worst of humanity.
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    Jul 18, 2011 1:39 AM GMT
    MusicMan91 saidI am a part time worker at a grocery store and I was the cart boy today. Well while I was getting the carts there was a woman who was in a bad mood for some reason. She was on her cell phone and complaining that she couldn't get her keys to open her car. She put her car right behind the car next to her so they couldn't back out of there spot. I went over and got the cart and she freaked out and said "Leave that cart there the a@#hole is parked fo @#$ing close I can't get in my car."

    Well a guy who was in his truck on the other side of the parking lot screamed out "Hey watch your language I have kids in here." and she screamed at him "@@$!##%$^$#^#$$%@$%$@^%$$^$@%@#%" he called her a "slob" and a "poor excuse for a lady"

    She got in her car and pulled up next to him rolled her window down and screamed "@#$& you buddy I hope you and you @#$^ing family drop dead." and pulled off like Cruella De Vil. Ad the guy just screamed "Ahhhhh hey!"


    Well yeah I just thought I'd share. I have alot of other crazy work stories I'll post later. Have you guys ever had crazy expericences at work??


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    Jul 18, 2011 1:56 AM GMT
    What's with grocery stores and crazy people? Seriously!!
  • islander24

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    Jul 18, 2011 3:50 AM GMT
    Your grocery store is located too close to a mental ward or possibly an out patient clinic.

    I deal with an occasional bigot because we have lots of foreigner living here, but rarely a true crazy like you describe.
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    Jul 18, 2011 4:15 AM GMT
    Hah, so I work at a same-day surgery center. We get a lot of psychos, but this one is the most recent and hysterical. We were about an hour before closing and an add-on "emergency" surgery patient comes in. He got admitted because his surgeon is one of the doctors who brings in the most (crazy) patients to our facility. The patient claimed that he thought he swallowed his medicine bottle cap and it may have gotten stuck in his throat... before he ate an entire everything bagel with taylor ham and eggs. The guy was nuts, pacing around the place, not even breathing heavily, and then finally went in. Bottle cap? No. There was just a piece of an onion found. Wouldn't you know if you ate a bottle cap?
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    Jul 18, 2011 4:19 AM GMT
    I read the words, but they didn't make sense to me.
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    Jul 18, 2011 5:19 AM GMT
    islander24 saidYour grocery store is located too close to a mental ward or possibly an out patient clinic.



    or just that it is located in Scranton.
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    Jul 18, 2011 5:39 AM GMT
    I think this thread needs a little Desperate Living.

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    Jul 18, 2011 5:44 AM GMT
    Not really a crazy work story, but an observation. When I was younger, I was a server at Bob Evans. One will notice that in most Bob Evans stores, there is a section without carpeting. The newer ones have it for sure. The reason? So it is easier to clean the piss off the floor for the extremely elderly. You'd be amazed how many old ladies piss their panties at Bob Evans.

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    Jul 18, 2011 5:53 AM GMT
    Project saidI think this thread needs a little Desperate Living.



    The thread also needs a little Serial Mom to show that real women use foul language.


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    Jul 18, 2011 5:56 AM GMT
    TheHottestTwink saidWhat's with grocery stores and crazy people? Seriously!!
    Because when you're in the grocery store, you're usually buying something that needs to be refrigerated or frozen as soon as possible, so you don't have time to hookup with the hot dude who keeps following you around and smiling at you in every other isle. Eventually the sexual tension builds up, and you lose it in the parking lot.
  • Musicman91

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    Jul 18, 2011 5:21 PM GMT
    islander24 saidYour grocery store is located too close to a mental ward or possibly an out patient clinic.

    I deal with an occasional bigot because we have lots of foreigner living here, but rarely a true crazy like you describe.



    Well actually the store I work at is called Price Chopper and the first store I worked at was where the Penny lady is from people called it the Ghetto Chopper because it was kind of in a bad part of town. People did drug deals in the parking lot and all that jazz.

    Then that store closed down and we relocated to the bigger store where madass mama with the truckdrive mouth is from.

    There was also an old man in a jazzy who told me his address and said I should visit him sometime because I am "his nephew."