Ever been on bad dates???

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    Jul 18, 2011 4:58 AM GMT
    Have u ever been on bad dates??IMAGE HTTP ADDRESS GOES HERE. Well let me start off I was on a double date with my bff and he brought this guy as my blind date. Im not really into blind dates but my date was loud thinking he was funny when ge wassnt, worse table manners,ect the worse part was after he saw the ticket was about $80.00 or so and gave the whole thing to me to pay for. He didnt even offer to split it... What a jerk off
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    Jul 18, 2011 6:09 AM GMT
    I was eating a bag of trail mix once, and the dates were kinda rotten so I threw it out.
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    Jul 18, 2011 9:21 AM GMT
    My worst experience was when i went for some groceries last wednesday, my groceries day, at the store of groceries where I usually buy my groceries, so everything was fine but when the moment to pay at the till came, I noticed that I have forgotten my wallet.
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    Jul 19, 2011 3:17 AM GMT
    I decided to meet this guy I had meet on grindr a few weeks ago in June. The asshole annoying and was really short (he lied about his height and most pictures I saw of him were just face pics). I picked water as my drink and he was like "why are you taking water? seriously?" and he laughed at every fucking line that came out of my mouth. icon_eek.gif I was really upset but I didn't want to be mean so I just stayed there in agony for almost 2 hours answering his million and one questions. Good thing I had my phone to distract me for a bit. icon_rolleyes.gif
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    Jul 19, 2011 2:23 PM GMT
    This guy took me out to a gig once and he called before to ask what I was wearing. Turns out he wanted to wear exactly the same thing. What. The. Fuck. Then he had nothing to say the whole night so I ended up chain smoking a whole packet of cigarettes to avoid conversation. I got really sick from all the smoking but it was worth it.
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    Jul 19, 2011 2:34 PM GMT
    bad dates???
    Someone fed poisoned dates to a monkey in an "Indianna Jones" movie and killed it!
    Dates are dangerous and can cause brain damage. I know because I've had way too many of them.
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    Jul 19, 2011 2:43 PM GMT
    jim_e saidThis guy took me out to a gig once and he called before to ask what I was wearing. Turns out he wanted to wear exactly the same thing. What. The. Fuck. Then he had nothing to say the whole night so I ended up chain smoking a whole packet of cigarettes to avoid conversation. I got really sick from all the smoking but it was worth it.


    Thats too funny. I had a guy tell me repeatedly how good looking he was and how he gets hit on all the time (after I met him). It was arrogant but actually kinda funny how much he believed himself. He wasn't bad looking but he wasn't stunning either. Oh well, it gives me a good laugh.
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    Jul 19, 2011 2:49 PM GMT
    lol, this topic reminds me of a humorous song from the early 80s by The Waitresses, sorry couldn't find the music on Youtube.

    I liked him
    He didn't like me
    He was the greatest
    I was only debris
    Why do I always pick the ones
    Who are bad for me

    He was coarse
    But he was precision
    I smelled money
    It was by the television when I woke up
    If I don't want to keep getting shot
    Why do I give 'em ammunition?

    Oh no, not again
    Another one that's crazy
    Another one gets obsessive
    Another one gets angry
    Another one gets dependent
    And thinks I have the answers

    Another one with a coldness
    That should have been a warning
    I can't go on, I'll go on
    I can't go on, I'll go on

    We weren't desperate
    I don't know what happened
    I tried to change him
    He only rarely hit me
    Why when so many sweet ones would make it so easy

    He was nice
    I got brutal
    He understood
    I didn't kiss him
    'Cause if he wants me
    He must not be good enough

    Oh no, not again
    Am I a magnet for losers?
    A net for the helpless?
    I'm no social worker!
    Why do I chase the faces
    That always reject me?
    Is there something else
    That's as fun as running with trouble?
    I can't go on, I'll go on
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    Jul 19, 2011 2:49 PM GMT
    Bad dates ? Ive had plenty - went on a date with a guy. We had dinner at his house so far so good then we went to a bar after so I could meet a close friend of his. Once we get to the bar his friend is practically raping me and and my date wallks off hooking up with another guy.

    That was a real terrific one. He didnt understand why I was annoyed and left unannounced. But after three times watching he and the other dude make out I figured it was time for me to go home. Classy he was.
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    Jul 19, 2011 3:04 PM GMT
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    Thats too funny. I had a guy tell me repeatedly how good looking he was and how he gets hit on all the time (after I met him). It was arrogant but actually kinda funny how much he believed himself. He wasn't bad looking but he wasn't stunning either. Oh well, it gives me a good laugh.


    Oh no hahaha. There's so much you can take before you go 'ooookkkkaaaayyyy'. He must've been really insecure. TELL ME I'M BEAUTIFUL!!!!!!!!! PPLLLEEEAAAASSSSEEEEEE!!!!

    I'd really like to hang around a couple on a really bad date, that would be hilarious.

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    Jul 19, 2011 3:23 PM GMT
    My worst was meeting a guy from online at a corner in downtown SF. When I first saw him I thought, I don't know if this is my type of guy, you know that gut feeling but I was there and had agreed to meet. We walked a few blocks and stopped for a beer. I paid for the first. We sat and talked for a bit and somehow the subject of religion came up. He made the comment "I hate Christians" and followed it up by "I hate ALL Christians". Well, this was interesting, since I am a Christian and we talked a little about it in a very non-confrontational manner. We also talked about other things and then I excused myself to hit the head. When I returned, he was gone. Table was cleared, my beer (half drank) was gone. First time I had ever been stood up while actually ON the date.

    I had issues after that going the restroom while on a date! What a loser he was!

    Oh and then after texting him with no response, I was eating dinner when he text me to say, again, "I hate all Christians", to which I kindly replied how inconsiderate it was to have just left while I was in the restroom and then ended it with "God Bless".
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    Jul 19, 2011 3:35 PM GMT
    i think this thread could be as funny as gym husbands.
    Wow I've been in a 10 year relationship so I don't know if I remember "dates."
    I still go out and make new friends and some times that can be a real challenge. It's different when you aren't really putting yourself out there.
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    Jul 19, 2011 3:43 PM GMT
    Yesssss, hahaha. I went on a date with a guy who talked so much and then repeatedly throughout the evening said "I'm sorry, I know I talk way too much! I can't help it! Tell me something about you!"

    Then of course I'd start to say something and he'd interrupt me with another story about the woes of living with his and his ex-'s ex-boyfriend, all under the same roof. He probably told me seven or eight different stories but he didn't know the date was over halfway through the first one! icon_rolleyes.gif
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    Jul 19, 2011 3:57 PM GMT
    Several years ago i met a guy through an ad in the Advocate. We had talked on the phone a couple of times and decided to meet at a local restaurant. We both got there at the same time and started talking and he was looking at me kind of funny. I asked him if something was wrong and he said yes. For some reason he thought that I was muscular, but I only had an average body. He kept on telling me this until he was actually yelling it and then he said that there was no way this was going to work out. The restaurant was full of people and I was so embarrassed that I ran out of the restaurant and went home. The worst part was that a lot of the people that were there, were people that I knew and they had to witness all of it and some of them came just to see what he was like.
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    Jul 19, 2011 4:10 PM GMT
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    jim_e saidThis guy took me out to a gig once and he called before to ask what I was wearing. Turns out he wanted to wear exactly the same thing. What. The. Fuck. Then he had nothing to say the whole night so I ended up chain smoking a whole packet of cigarettes to avoid conversation. I got really sick from all the smoking but it was worth it.


    Thats too funny. I had a guy tell me repeatedly how good looking he was and how he gets hit on all the time (after I met him). It was arrogant but actually kinda funny how much he believed himself. He wasn't bad looking but he wasn't stunning either. Oh well, it gives me a good laugh.


    We've got some catching up to do my friend! icon_smile.gif
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    Jul 19, 2011 6:15 PM GMT
    eb925guy said We sat and talked for a bit and somehow the subject of religion came up. He made the comment "I hate Christians" and followed it up by "I hate ALL Christians". Well, this was interesting, since I am a Christian and we talked a little about it in a very non-confrontational manner.

    I'm sorry.
    I dated his Christian counterpart. He wanted to know my religion. I told him I was agnostic, and he said that he's a Christian and that I'm going to burn in hell. The funny part is that this holier-than-thou "Christian" never went to church. It's like being a vegan who eats veal and porterhouse steaks. It just doesn't add up.
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    Jul 19, 2011 10:14 PM GMT
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    eb925guy said We sat and talked for a bit and somehow the subject of religion came up. He made the comment "I hate Christians" and followed it up by "I hate ALL Christians". Well, this was interesting, since I am a Christian and we talked a little about it in a very non-confrontational manner.

    I'm sorry.
    I dated his Christian counterpart. He wanted to know my religion. I told him I was agnostic, and he said that he's a Christian and that I'm going to burn in hell. The funny part is that this holier-than-thou "Christian" never went to church. It's like being a vegan who eats veal and porterhouse steaks. It just doesn't add up.
    Those can be the worst. I never preach and never have an expectation of someones religion. Even more importantly, I would never feel uncomfortable enjoying a beer or conversation with someone regardless of what they believed as long as they weren't preaching to me, discussion I can do, being preached at, nope. But even then I would never just leave in the middle of meeting without saying I have to leave or I appreciate your time....so rude of this guy.
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    Jul 19, 2011 10:18 PM GMT
    Went on a bad date when i was about 17 my brother set me up with this girl that i didn't even know and she bored me to death all night. Still mad at him for that icon_evil.gificon_neutral.gif
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    Jul 20, 2011 4:42 AM GMT
    Oh boy. So I went out with this one guy who seemed nice enough, but unfortunately couldn't keep up with a conversation and was pretty vapid. Not to mention that he started talking about his ex and just how much he looked like me. He was a good kisser though.