Terminology used in personal ads that turn you off

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    Jul 18, 2011 10:23 PM GMT
    I noticed a couple years ago, the terminology used on dating/hookup sites began taking a downward trend. (Craigslist being the worst.) Here are examples of some that just make me cringe.....

    • "Door unlocked, ass lubed, legs in the air. Come dump a load then get the fuck out."

    • "Woke up horny and need a protein shake for breakfast."

    • "Cum pump this man pussy"

    • "Make me your bitch"

    So what are your top peeves you hate to see in an ad or email?
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    Jul 18, 2011 10:58 PM GMT
    I hate the words/terms:

    Man pussy
    Breed
    Cum slut
    Man taco
    Blow n' go
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    Jul 18, 2011 11:05 PM GMT
    raw, uninhibited, especially raw uninhibited HIV + sex.
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    Jul 19, 2011 12:24 AM GMT
    "man taco"... damn, you learn a new word everyday
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    Jul 19, 2011 1:58 AM GMT
    Yes, man pussy is awful.

    Other turn-offs:
    PNP
    straight-acting
    "just your average..."
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    Jul 19, 2011 2:21 AM GMT
    man-pussy!! that always makes me laugh because its so weird to hear, but it definitely makes me cringe.
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    Jul 19, 2011 5:24 AM GMT
    "Cum dumpster" icon_rolleyes.gif
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    Jul 19, 2011 5:47 AM GMT
    Just once I would like to read a profile stating "Im a flamboyant, Fem, drama causing/thriving queen who loves to start shit all day long. Since I act like a girl fuck me like a girl and then go buy me a purse."

    Maybe mine should...
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    Jul 19, 2011 6:25 AM GMT
    drama free
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    Jul 19, 2011 7:06 AM GMT
    The first one is creepy but I don't see what's so wrong with the others, ain't nothin wrong with a lil bit of dirty talk but I usually go straight to the point: I'm horny, I need cock. (in my case, I'm not talkin about CL ads as I don't post that type of ads LOL)
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    Jul 19, 2011 7:19 AM GMT
    "friends and maybe more!"
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    Jul 19, 2011 7:42 AM GMT
    "No cock pics I'm not interested" While their main photo is just their cockicon_confused.gif
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    Jul 19, 2011 12:48 PM GMT
    "LAIDBACK or LAID BACK"

    Full Definition:

    :" I hear people talking about a lot of things I don't understand. And if I don't understand something, I ain't interested.
    Give me a beer or six and some dumbass reality show....and I'm happier than a pig in shit !"











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    Jul 19, 2011 1:31 PM GMT
    What's with all these people relating sex to food? It's so gross to me as they are two different things that require completely different moods.

    • mE SOOOOOOOOO hunGry! fEEd me yUr tUbe sTeak!!!!!!

    • i nEed some sAusage 4 brEakfast!!!!

    Of course the grammar is usually incoherent with no punctuation EXCEPT.....LOTS of exclamation marks! Apparently, if you're horny and stupid, it disengages all the punctuation keys except that one. And the more exclamation marks you use, the more you really mean it. icon_rolleyes.gif
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    Jul 19, 2011 2:28 PM GMT
    VGL [by whose standards?] and straight-acting [are you an actor on Broadway?].
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    Jul 19, 2011 2:53 PM GMT
    I don't know what to write/ don't know what I'm looking for but give me a message and we'll go from there
    Geez, you sound like such an interesting person.

    'No Asians/overweight, no offense'

    I'm attractive, I'm smart, I don't suffer fools, Impress me, I'm spontaneous, I'm eclectic, 20 things about me
    Are you looking something or just promoting yourself?

    If you don't have more to offer than your penis, I don't think you're worth getting to know.
    If you cant put forward a logical conversation, I don't think we will get along.
    If my sister has more balls than you, I don't think you should bother.
    If your life revolves around spontaneity, success, stress and sleep deprivation maybe we should chat.

    This is an actual profile, it's all negative and passive aggressive and then talks himself up.

    No freaks, psychos, stalkers
    Do people really think that someone will read that and go 'Damn, cancels me out'?
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    Jul 19, 2011 3:27 PM GMT
    My personal favorite is the 30 and 40-somethings that demand "18-25 ONLY". Which makes me automatically think, if there's something wrong with guys your own age, doesn't that mean there's something wrong with YOU?
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    Jul 19, 2011 10:54 PM GMT
    When a thirty eight year old guy describes himself as a 'lad'.
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    Jul 19, 2011 11:08 PM GMT
    Masculine and straight acting or str8 acting.

    No interest on having to deal with the bullshit.
  • qd2009

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    Jul 20, 2011 12:24 AM GMT
    "white only"

    makes me pout, turn around, kick the ground, and walk away icon_sad.gif
    *sob, sob*
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    Jul 20, 2011 3:09 AM GMT
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    lilTanker saidMasculine and straight acting or str8 acting.

    No interest on having to deal with the bullshit.

    Haha, good...more of them for me. icon_smile.gif I also like "no fems or twinks"....reduces the chances we'll be spending the night inside watching Will and Grace dvds while doing each other's hair.



    I was thinking the same thing. Since I can't tell a person's mannerisms online, I usually scan a guy's profile for those terms hoping to find them. Nothing worse than thinking you're talking to a man, only to meet them and have a purse fall out of their mouth.
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    Jul 20, 2011 4:14 AM GMT
    Left side: terminology in others' personal advertisements //.// Right side: my running commentary


    "Masc" - no, you are not. If you were you would not start your advertisement out that way with a conclusory and self-serving statement, people would know it when you kick down doors and rip throats.

    "I'm just me" - WTF does that mean? Say less about yourself .... *block*

    "Boi" - probably physically attractive if 18-20 years old but dumb as a block

    "Looking for a LTR but not opposed to fun" - liar

    "PNP" - I have to ask if that was a typo, did you mean to say you like playing videogames on the PSP platform?

    [Vulgar language to describe PG-13 activities] - No, I don't really have a vested interest in doing any of that *snap*

    "Str8" - *block*

    "Curious" - *block*

    "Devoted Christian" - BLOCKBLOCKBLOCKBLOCKBLOCK

    "My wife wants to .... " - *block*

    "Would you be willing to wear ...." - *block*

    "Sushi? Ew!" - *block*

    "I don't watch Glee ... " - BLOCKBLOCKBLOCKBLOCKBLOCK


    I block pretty much everyone. Those are the most pronounced dealbreakers though.


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    Jul 20, 2011 4:22 AM GMT
    Oh and another one I just thought of: "God bless."

    In my experience, 100% of the time, those are the worst ones. icon_lol.gif
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    Jul 20, 2011 4:39 AM GMT
    Any ad that contains the word "panties" and/or "shaved."
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    Jul 20, 2011 5:01 AM GMT
    Scruffypup saidAny ad that contains the word "panties" and/or "shaved."


    Too bad you just shut the door on the man of your dreams who unfortunately disclosed he was enjoying shaved ice on this unseasonably warm day while out in town getting medication for his sick kitty at home named Panties. icon_biggrin.gif