Looking for: Significant Other to attend CHIdude and Ariodante's wedding, June 2012

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    Jul 19, 2011 6:51 AM GMT

    Must have own pants.
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    Jul 19, 2011 6:52 AM GMT
    I can be your date to my wedding to CHIdude. We have a very open relationship ;D
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    Jul 19, 2011 6:53 AM GMT
    I don't own pants. I only have a black leather jock strap and nekkidness. Take yer pick.
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    Jul 19, 2011 6:54 AM GMT
    It's also a pantless ceremony btw
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    Jul 19, 2011 7:11 AM GMT
    Ariodante saidIt's also a pantless ceremony btw


    I KNEW THAT...

    I just...

    Well...

    The pants are a dowry. The price for being seen with THIS in public is a pair of pants.

    Yeah... that.
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    Jul 19, 2011 8:11 AM GMT
    Psh. I didn't even get an invite! And I was mentioned in that thread!
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    Jul 19, 2011 8:22 AM GMT
    Trevor, it says everyone is invited!

    So far the bear is the top contender, as long as he offers pants. (no I don't mean Ariodante)
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    Jul 19, 2011 11:28 AM GMT
    Ariodante saidI can be your date to my wedding to CHIdude. We have a very open relationship ;D


    Um, no we don't... You're all mine!
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    Jul 19, 2011 6:14 PM GMT
    Would you settle for an insignificant other?
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    Jul 19, 2011 6:15 PM GMT
    yeah, im coming with alpha_muscle
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    Jul 19, 2011 6:29 PM GMT
    I'll be ring bearer, if you need one icon_biggrin.gif

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    Jul 19, 2011 6:33 PM GMT
    eagermuscle saidWould you settle for an insignificant other?
    That's what I'm gonna start calling my "straight boyfriends." icon_lol.gif
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    Jul 19, 2011 6:43 PM GMT
    I'll go, but in full disclosure, only because I predict that CHIdude will be a runaway bride and in his moment of grief stricken angst, Ariodante will make eye contact with me and the real fairy tale will begin. ;)
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    Jul 19, 2011 7:11 PM GMT
    in_this_corner saidI'll go, but in full disclosure, only because I predict that CHIdude will be a runaway bride and in his moment of grief stricken angst, Ariodante will make eye contact with me and the real fairy tale will begin. ;)


    Less talk, I'll just want consolation sex. Right then and there on the altar.
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    Jul 19, 2011 7:18 PM GMT
    SkinnyBitch said
    Must have own pants.


    This is RJ. No one owns pants.
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    Jul 19, 2011 7:20 PM GMT
    Cash said
    SkinnyBitch said
    Must have own pants.


    This is RJ. No one owns pants.


    I own a pair I keep crumpled in the corner of my bedroom so it looks like I've since sexily stripped down when in reality the pants were never on me to begin with. IT'S ABOUT THE FANTASY, MAN.
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    Jul 19, 2011 7:25 PM GMT
    alphatrigger saidI'll be ring bearer, if you need one icon_biggrin.gif

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    HOOOOOOOOOOT!!!!
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    Jul 19, 2011 7:26 PM GMT
    Cash said
    SkinnyBitch said
    Must have own pants.


    This is RJ. No one owns pants.


    Cash im taking you to their wedding! icon_biggrin.gif
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    Jul 19, 2011 7:27 PM GMT
    Xtina told me these were appropriate for a pantsless wedding. If she's wrong I swear I'll destroy her career... oh wait.
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    Jul 19, 2011 7:48 PM GMT
    alphatrigger saidI'll be ring bearer, if you need one icon_biggrin.gif

    {img}HOT IMAGE WENT HERE{/img}


    You have got to stop doing that to me when I am reading RJ in public.
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    Jul 19, 2011 9:53 PM GMT
    Ariodante saidIt's also a pantless ceremony btw

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    Appropriate wedding attire Ari??? icon_wink.gif
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    Jul 19, 2011 10:18 PM GMT
    Leo811 said
    Ariodante saidIt's also a pantless ceremony btw


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    Appropriate wedding attire Ari??? icon_wink.gif


    Oh my god...gentleman and gentleman, I give you a jockstrap I own....worn by someone not me =O =O
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    Jul 19, 2011 10:22 PM GMT
    GigoloAssassin said
    Cash said
    SkinnyBitch said
    Must have own pants.


    This is RJ. No one owns pants.


    Cash im taking you to their wedding! icon_biggrin.gif


    I am already booked to jump out of the cake at the reception but I will save the first dance for you.
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    Jul 19, 2011 10:36 PM GMT
    Cash said
    GigoloAssassin said
    Cash said
    SkinnyBitch said
    Must have own pants.


    This is RJ. No one owns pants.


    Cash im taking you to their wedding! icon_biggrin.gif


    I am already booked to jump out of the cake at the reception but I will save the first dance for you.


    OMG Cash, always finding a way to make more cash, lol! icon_biggrin.gif
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    Jul 19, 2011 10:44 PM GMT
    GigoloAssassin said
    Cash said
    GigoloAssassin said
    Cash said
    SkinnyBitch said
    Must have own pants.


    This is RJ. No one owns pants.


    Cash im taking you to their wedding! icon_biggrin.gif


    I am already booked to jump out of the cake at the reception but I will save the first dance for you.


    OMG Cash, always finding a way to make more cash, lol! icon_biggrin.gif


    Truth be told, I am under contract to Ariodante through 2016. I am required to jump out of a cake at ALL of his weddings and engagements.

    The day-rate isn't very good but it is extremely steady work.