To The Guy That Stole My Towel At The Gym Shower Today...

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    Jul 21, 2011 7:18 AM GMT
    You're an asshole.

    I hung up my towel against the wall and got into the shower. I turned on the water, ran my head through it, turned around and my towel was gone. Good thing I don't take my shorts off until I get to the showers so I still had that hanging on the wall. He didn't take them. Guys were looking at me funny because I had clothes on but they were wet and I was dripping water all over the floor as I made my way to the hand air dryer. I had to dry myself off using the air dryer for a good 5 minutes.

    I know it had to be this one perv who was two stalls away. He was obviously trying to cruise since he was showering half way outside of the shower. I saw him at the lockers afterwards but I didn't have enough proof to confront him.

    I hate you.

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    Jul 21, 2011 7:22 AM GMT
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    Jul 21, 2011 7:27 AM GMT
    Fuck!! Are you serious? That's totally shit dude. Honestly who would do that to someone....what a prick.

    btw he put it up on ebay and I won the bid!
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    Jul 21, 2011 7:31 AM GMT
    AvadaKedavra saidYou're an asshole.

    I hung up my towel against the wall and got into the shower. I turned on the water, ran my head through it, turned around and my towel was gone. Good thing I don't take my shorts off until I get to the showers so I still had that hanging on the wall. He didn't take them. Guys were looking at me funny because I had clothes on but they were wet and I was dripping water all over the floor as I made my way to the hand air dryer. I had to dry myself off using the air dryer for a good 5 minutes.

    I know it had to be this one perv who was two stalls away. He was obviously trying to cruise since he was showering half way outside of the shower. I saw him at the lockers afterwards but I didn't have enough proof to confront him.

    I hate you.



    You shoulda went over to him and been like "LOOK YOU THIEVING BITCH, GIMME MY DAMN TOWEL!!!". You'll either A) scare him into giving you your towel or B) scare him into giving you his towel. Works every time! icon_biggrin.gif
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    Jul 21, 2011 8:28 AM GMT
    You just know he's taken that home and masturbated with it.
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    Jul 21, 2011 8:31 AM GMT
    Pure saidYou just know he's taken that home and masturbated with it.


    I would have waited for the shorts and taken them icon_twisted.gif
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    Jul 21, 2011 8:34 AM GMT
    Pure saidYou just know he's taken that home and masturbated with it.

    Thats a creepy thought :/

    What on earth posses someone to do that kinda thing?
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    Jul 21, 2011 8:40 AM GMT
    Pure saidYou just know he's taken that home and masturbated with it.


    What a dirty mind you have... tsk tsk I thought the same thing LOL It's creepy...yet flatteringicon_razz.gif
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    Jul 21, 2011 8:43 AM GMT
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    Pure saidYou just know he's taken that home and masturbated with it.

    Thats a creepy thought :/

    What on earth posses someone to do that kinda thing?


    Well, sometimes I've seen a hot guy at the gym leave his stuff on the bench and I've seen his sweaty underwear and thought, "Hmm, I would quite like to bury my face in some of that"...

    I said thought, not done though!!
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    Jul 21, 2011 8:45 AM GMT
    Pure said
    lilTanker said
    Pure saidYou just know he's taken that home and masturbated with it.

    Thats a creepy thought :/

    What on earth posses someone to do that kinda thing?


    Well, sometimes I've seen a hot guy at the gym leave his stuff on the bench and I've seen his sweaty underwear and thought, "Hmm, I would quite like to bury my face in some of that"...

    I said thought, not done though!!

    Yeah same, although, I have often thought I'd like to bury my face into the guy that wore it hahaha

    But come on, thinking and doing are two different things hahaha

    That'd be like me actually doing some of the crazy shit my head comes out with..

    You just don't do that ya know!
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    Jul 21, 2011 11:29 AM GMT
    ewww making everyone have to watch you dry of for 5 minutes? what a dickhead.
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    Jul 21, 2011 11:37 AM GMT
    killer_pj saidFuck!! Are you serious? That's totally shit dude. Honestly who would do that to someone....what a prick.

    btw he put it up on ebay and I won the bid!



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    Jul 21, 2011 12:05 PM GMT
    I would have walked up and just politely asked if he had seen my towel.
    With tude of course.......LOL
    But seriously that's shitty.
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    Jul 21, 2011 12:06 PM GMT
    I myself never ever shower at the gym, as I have my very own at home.
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    Jul 21, 2011 12:17 PM GMT
    The guys at my gym are out of control too. There's this one guy who waits for me to take my shoes off. He just stands in front of me in the locker room and pretends to watch TV and drink cup after cup of water from the cooler. One time he even commented that I had nice feet, which was a very bold thing to say because he had no way of knowing I was gay. But the minute I get my shoes off, he starts foaming at the mouth and is very obvious. I put my socks on top of my sneakers and put them under the bench. Twice now, I've come out of the shower to find my dirty socks missing. Then there's this other guy who stole my 10 year old FILTHY sneakers that probably cost like 20 bucks new. I had to walk out of the gym barefoot. icon_twisted.gif What's wrong with people?
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    Jul 21, 2011 12:27 PM GMT
    This is the first civilian gym I've used in a while that doesn't have towel service, usually dozens of them folded on shelves in several places to take as needed (though signs often say the limit is 2). So taking someone else's towel is a temporary inconvenience, but not personal theft.

    But here I must bring my own towels, and I have locker-grey ones that are kinda unique there. Not to mention my initials done with a laundry marker. If a guy swipes my towel (which hasn't happened yet) he can't claim he confused it with another look-alike. And he's gotta hide it quickly or I'll see him with it, nor can he use it again in that locker room.

    Even at home his BF or guest might ask "Who's XX?" So his uses for it are limited, other than as a trophy, and a risk to steal, which is perhaps why I've been spared so far.
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    Jul 21, 2011 12:37 PM GMT
    hes probably at home sniffing it right now. actually know, he probably put it in a hermetically sealed container with a moist sponge and some powdered itallian millet to create a population explosion in the bacteria feeding on your sweat in order to intensify the smell.

    Best believe, in a week, he'll be masturbating with it draped over his face.




    IDK i think anyone who does something like that deserves to be dick-slapped.
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    Jul 21, 2011 12:42 PM GMT
    That's really messed up, sorry that happened to you man. I'm so curious to know his motivation—regardless it's messed up.
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    Jul 21, 2011 12:45 PM GMT
    dekiruman saidBest believe, in a week, he'll be masturbating with it draped over his face.


    Oh please, a week? It's already so encrusted with dried perve-semen that you could snap that towel in half by now.
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    Jul 21, 2011 12:49 PM GMT
    AvadaKedavra said I had to dry myself off using the air dryer for a good 5 minutes.


    Ouch. Hope you didn't ruin your perfect complexion because of that. icon_sad.gif

    Yeah what an asshole, to steal someone else's towel. icon_mad.gif
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    Jul 21, 2011 12:50 PM GMT
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    dekiruman saidBest believe, in a week, he'll be masturbating with it draped over his face.


    Oh please, a week? It's already so encrusted with dried perve-semen that you could snap that towel in half by now.

    Every time you post I get more grossed out man!

    I had no idea I had such delicate sensibilities hahaha
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    Jul 21, 2011 12:54 PM GMT
    there's a towel hidden in the OP's profile picture. Can you find it? icon_cool.gif
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    Jul 21, 2011 12:56 PM GMT
    [i]Art_Deco said
    This is the first civilian gym I've used in a while that doesn't have towel service, usually dozens of them folded on shelves in several places to take as needed (though signs often say the limit is 2). So taking someone else's towel is a temporary inconvenience, but not personal theft.

    But here I must bring my own towels, and I have locker-grey ones that are kinda unique there. Not to mention my initials done with a laundry marker. If a guy swipes my towel (which hasn't happened yet) he can't claim he confused it with another look-alike. And he's gotta hide it quickly or I'll see him with it, nor can he use it again in that locker room.

    Even at home his BF or guest might ask "Who's XX?" So his uses for it are limited, other than as a trophy, and a risk to steal, which is perhaps why I've been spared so far.


    You have the coolest initials. I would love my initials to be XX. That way every time I end a mail letter or text people would think ĂŤ meant to give them kisses. Example of an angry text would be great.
    "Fuck you, you dirty man whore, you stole my boyfriend and now I will make you pay!.. XX
    Hilarious

    I know your real initials are probably not XX
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    Jul 21, 2011 1:23 PM GMT
    Has happened to me twice so far, when my towel was gone after I came back from shower. Now I keep an eye on the towel when showering.
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    Jul 21, 2011 1:42 PM GMT
    AvadaKedavra saidGood thing I don't take my shorts off until I get to the showers so I still had that hanging on the wall.

    Is putting dirty gym shorts back on after a shower really that much more preferable to being seen in a locker room (gasp!) naked? Maybe I'm naive but if I saw a guy emerge from the showers soaked without a towel who proceeded to dry off at the hand dryer I'd just assume he forgot his towel - unless he made a habit of it.