Jul 21, 2011 11:16 AM GMT
How do you deal with erections at work? Just conceal it under your desk until it goes away? Or strut around not caring who can see?
I've got one now
I've got one now
Erections at Work
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Jul 21, 2011 11:16 AM GMT -
Jul 21, 2011 11:21 AM GMTenjoy it while it lasts!
in your 40's you'll wish for "those days"...
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Jul 21, 2011 11:25 AM GMTRelax and just conceal it till it goes away.
Luckily I can say I haven't gotten an erection at work for as long as I can remember...now on the bus early in the morning on the way to work, that's a different story
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Jul 21, 2011 11:25 AM GMTjust rearrange it so that it isn't tenting your pants and dont worry about it. But also do NOT go to talk to anyone, especially those who you supervise, until it is gone. In certain states and under ciertain circumstances that can be considered sexual harassment. If you have coworkers you supervise, then talking to them with a boner could become a bigger, legal issue for you and your employer.
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Jul 21, 2011 11:35 AM GMTAlpha_Muscle saidjust rearrange it so that it isn't tenting your pants and dont worry about it. But also do NOT go to talk to anyone, especially those who you supervise, until it is gone. In certain states and under ciertain circumstances that can be considered sexual harassment. If you have coworkers you supervise, then talking to them with a boner could become a bigger, legal issue for you and your employer.
LOL - are you speaking from experience?
Well I only supervise two people and one of them is at home, the other guy surely knows by now I don't have any interest in him and he's straight so hopefully he wouldn't be looking!
It's gone now, so I can get up and get some food
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Jul 21, 2011 11:45 AM GMThow 'bout carrying around a clip board, folder or training manual in front of you?
this works for me.
true story: years ago, when my high school dress code required shirt tails to be "tucked in"; i had pulled out my shirt tail to hide a constant, all period long, raging boner.
my female civics teacher noticed my grave offense against offical policy and was ready to send me to the Principal's office for this "serious violation of offical school policy" until i wispered into her ear why i was violating school policy.
her eyes flew wide open, her carefully penciled in eyebrows almost disappeared up into her beehive hair, her face turned brick red.
she literally could not speak.
she just pointed back to my desk and nodded several times. -
Jul 21, 2011 12:36 PM GMTrnch saidenjoy it while it lasts!
in your 40's you'll wish for "those days"...
Hey, I'm 53 and still get "on the job" wood from time to time. Just wait them out, but if you have an erection that lasts for more than four hours.... -
Jul 21, 2011 1:58 PM GMTrnch said
true story: years ago, when my high school dress code required shirt tails to be "tucked in"; i had pulled out my shirt tail to hide a constant, all period long, raging boner.
my female civics teacher noticed my grave offense against offical policy and was ready to send me to the Principal's office for this "serious violation of offical school policy" until i wispered into her ear why i was violating school policy.
her eyes flew wide open, her carefully penciled in eyebrows almost disappeared up into her beehive hair, her face turned brick red.
she literally could not speak.
she just pointed back to my desk and nodded several times.
Perhaps she thought she was the reason. -
Jul 21, 2011 3:41 PM GMTTuck it in my waistband and run to the bathroom.
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Jul 21, 2011 4:17 PM GMTnever had one at work -
Jul 21, 2011 4:17 PM GMTHothouse said
rnch saidenjoy it while it lasts!
in your 40's you'll wish for "those days"...
Hey, I'm 53 and still get "on the job" wood from time to time. Just wait them out, but if you have an erection that lasts for more than four hours....
Yeah, I'm in my 50s and get the "problem" too. I just sit at my desk until it goes away. If I have to stand up and walk around, my hands go "casually" in my front pockets.
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Jul 23, 2011 7:05 AM GMTI had that happen to me at work few months ago. At first i was like do i want to walk around like that... then i told myself ok, I'm not the first guy it has happened to so what why should i care how it looks. So i just walk around and after a while it went down. -
Jul 23, 2011 3:32 PM GMTPure said
Alpha_Muscle saidjust rearrange it so that it isn't tenting your pants and dont worry about it. But also do NOT go to talk to anyone, especially those who you supervise, until it is gone. In certain states and under ciertain circumstances that can be considered sexual harassment. If you have coworkers you supervise, then talking to them with a boner could become a bigger, legal issue for you and your employer.
LOL - are you speaking from experience?
Nah... I am a lawyer. I have dealt with some sexual harassment cases and invariably there is some reference to "And he came to my desk to talk to me and he was standing there with his crotch at eye level and he had an erection!" and everyone who hears that goes, "Oh my!!! How gross!! You poor baby!! That is harassment!! Let's kill him!"
The problem for you is that even if done innocently, it IS sexual harassment under the right circumstances. You are best to take care when you pop wood in the workplace. Workwood! Add that to Urban Dictionary! -
Jul 23, 2011 11:33 PM GMTI pinch and twist my forearms to shock myself out of my erection. Usually it goes away but sometimes my head thinks, 'do that again!'. Damn! Other peoples' erections at my work are encouraged. By me. -
Jul 23, 2011 11:46 PM GMTI have them happen frequently. My supervisor/co-worker looks amazing in his fitted jeans and cowboy boots. They leave nothing to the imagination. So whenever he walks around, it happens.
Plus there is another guy at my job that has an amazing ass.
I just look at one of the unattractive, bigger women in the office and wonder if she takes a nasty shit, and it goes away.
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Jul 24, 2011 5:37 AM GMTI normally don't get them while working because I am constantly moving around and busy as shit. Sometimes a dirty text or noticing how hot the only two dudes I work with are gives me one. I just try to think about something else. Lol.
What does happen a lot when I work the 2 to 10 shift.. I get a lunch about 4:30 and like clock-work on my way to wherever I am going I get this relentless boner that WILL NOT GO AWAY. It sucks. I normally just walk in with my hand shoved in my pocket and it goes away pretty quick. I just think it's weird that it always happens when I work that shift.
