Ken Doll's Sexuality

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    Jul 21, 2011 11:39 PM GMT
    Has anyone ever heard talk of the Ken doll's sexuality? I had a fun, but embarrassing experience at a company function. A luncheon was held for an employee with 50 years at the company. The company controller who is a not-out lesbian was explaining all the wonderful things that happened 50 years ago in 1961. Barbie getting a mate named Ken was one of the events. Without realizing what was coming out of my mouth, Not really! There's been contrary discussion put the room in stitches. It couldn't be taken back. I seem to remember some ancient comments based on him being anatomically incorrect. Can anybody provide insight?
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    Jul 21, 2011 11:48 PM GMT
    he is a gay hermaphrodite, duh...
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    Jul 22, 2011 2:18 AM GMT
    I've heard claims about Barbie not being anatomically correct too. I don't know if the doll has changed since these claims, but they said it's impossible for a woman to even come close to how she is presented.

    Here's a gif for you icon_biggrin.gif

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    Jul 22, 2011 2:22 AM GMT
    creature saidI've heard claims about Barbie not being anatomically correct too. I don't know if the doll has changed since these claims, but they said it's impossible for a woman to even come close to how she is presented.




    Her head and breasts are disproportionately large to her frame.
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    Jul 22, 2011 2:32 AM GMT
    Ariodante said
    creature saidI've heard claims about Barbie not being anatomically correct too. I don't know if the doll has changed since these claims, but they said it's impossible for a woman to even come close to how she is presented.




    Her head and breasts are disproportionately large to her frame.


    That's what I heard. Thanks icon_biggrin.gif
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    Jul 22, 2011 2:42 AM GMT
    Holy Wardrobe Batman! Real Jockers talking about Barbie! Quick - get Smithers
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    Jul 22, 2011 2:47 AM GMT
    Relevant..
    http://manbehindthedoll.com/
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    Jul 22, 2011 2:48 AM GMT
    Whatever his sexuality, I think he must be sad.
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    Jul 22, 2011 2:50 AM GMT
    This thread is more ri-dunk-u-lous than glittery crotches!
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    Jul 22, 2011 2:54 AM GMT
    Ken was not gay, as has been supposed. He was just pussy-whipped.
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    Jul 22, 2011 3:24 AM GMT
    Can a eunuch be gay?
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    Jul 22, 2011 3:54 AM GMT
    ozmuscle2 saidHoly Wardrobe Batman! Real Jockers talking about Barbie! Quick - get Smithers

    Smithers is into Malibu Stacy. icon_smile.gif
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    Jul 22, 2011 4:44 AM GMT
    I think Ken is totally plastic.
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    Jul 22, 2011 4:46 AM GMT
    erik911sd said
    ozmuscle2 saidHoly Wardrobe Batman! Real Jockers talking about Barbie! Quick - get Smithers

    Smithers is into Malibu Stacy. icon_smile.gif


    I want the Malibu Stacy chinchilla coat.
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    Jul 22, 2011 4:57 AM GMT
    02cdvgt?errorid=%2Ffreebase%2Fno_image_p
    "Don't ask me, I'm just a girl"

    She has a new hat!!!! omg omg omg omg!
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    Dec 19, 2011 1:35 AM GMT
    I was on a bike ride last week and saw this sign. If there wasn't a proper term for the indeterminate genitalia of Barbie's boyfriend, I think we now have a word for it:
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    Dec 19, 2011 1:37 AM GMT
    Twas my biggest disappointment growing up as a young kid.. Ken had no equipment! Damnit and I sure ripped those clothes off to see.icon_cry.gif
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    Dec 19, 2011 1:38 AM GMT
    Ken and Barbie were named after the creator's children and its a toy designed for kids so it would be kind of gross if they were both anatomically correct. (incest is still weird though lol)
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    Dec 19, 2011 1:47 AM GMT
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    Dec 19, 2011 1:50 AM GMT
    paulflexes saidcali%20naked%20penis%20ken%20doll%20down
    Thats better.
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    Dec 19, 2011 2:19 AM GMT
    paulflexes saidcali%20naked%20penis%20ken%20doll%20down


    And THAT is why the dolls are anatomically incorrect. lol

    Barbie doesn't have a vagina either and her breasts don't have nipples.

    It would be considered inappropriate for children if it were accurate.
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    Dec 19, 2011 2:27 AM GMT
    He was married to Barbie so I assume he's straight. Also he's an inanimate plastic toy.