Bad Dates

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    Jul 22, 2011 2:42 PM GMT
    So, I have had some great dates; however, the bad dates are more entertaining and fun to talk about. Here is my bad date story....

    I was with a guy on a date and he said... "Do you floss" me... yes... every day... him.... "really, because your teeth are really brown."

    Not that I let others' opinions affect me; however, now I have brilliant-white teeth... $400 later. (so worth it to never hear that again)

    Now my teeth sparkle I want to hear other stupid/bad date stories.
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    Jul 22, 2011 2:51 PM GMT
    I've had a few bad dates, but I stopped putting dates in my trail mix so that's no longer an issue.
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    Jul 22, 2011 4:00 PM GMT
    Nice Anti-jock, and great trail-mix... (without dates).
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    Jul 22, 2011 4:14 PM GMT
    My bad date story,
    This guy was like " Soo I tried to commit suicide last weekend...."
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    Jul 22, 2011 4:25 PM GMT
    I can't remember any bad dates - but one that was a no-show. It was a blind date, and we were to meet at a good restaurant. I was on time - walked in and waited for about 20 minutes. Finally I went home and called the bastard. He dropped this bombshell on me: He said he had been there a bit early - and watched me walk past his car on my way into the restaurant. He went on to say he decided at that moment not to meet me, because he realized I had described myself honestly, and he had not. I told him I didn't appreciate him wasting my time, and I never spoke to him again. In the long run though, it was better that this clown didn't come inside. I don't know how happy I'd have been to sit through dinner with a 300 pound liar. Why do people think they can pull this crap and get away with it? I sure appreciate normal, confident, intelligent, regular guys!

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  • DrewT

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    Jul 22, 2011 4:30 PM GMT
    All my dates have been bad.
  • confidentcrip

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    Jul 22, 2011 4:45 PM GMT

    dates..... what are those???
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    Jul 22, 2011 4:54 PM GMT
    andrewstkitts001 said
    dates..... what are those???


    Its a fruit that grows on Palm Trees.
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    Jul 22, 2011 4:56 PM GMT
    This was partly my fault because I didn't read the man's profile properly. Anyway this man sent me his pics and he looked good... However all his pics were from his shoulders up. So, I met him at a tube station and he turned up.

    He was 5ft3 with a beer belly. We went for a drink. He said we could have sex, he would stand on a box. I made my excuses and left the bar.

    Looking at his profile he did say he was 5ft6.
  • jim_sf

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    Jul 22, 2011 5:05 PM GMT
    Worst one I had was a guy who spent twenty minutes lecturing me about how I cut a stoplight close, and another twenty discussing how the law actually gives drivers some leeway for safety so it actually wasn't so bad that I didn't slam on the brakes, and another twenty about how all he could think about was how badly he wanted a boyfriend. All in a very dull, nasal monotone. I tried stifling my yawns, but eventually I couldn't any more.

    (I did see him a few months later, with his new BF at Pride. I'd also met the new BF once before, and the two of them made a cute if boring couple.)
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    Jul 22, 2011 5:06 PM GMT
    I met a guy once who had a shoulder hump. It wasn't in any picture of him, but there it was in real life. And I mean it was a noticeable hump on the right shoulder. We had dinner together because I like to talk to interesting people and learn about life. I figured no sense in being a jerk, and there was completely no attraction at all (on my part, at least).

    However, during dinner he told me that he'd really like to use his handcuffs on me. And then followed that with a lot of ideas about other things he'd do in addition.

    Didn't happen.
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    Jul 22, 2011 5:12 PM GMT
    Well once I met with a guy who insisted on coffee only....at a time when all the coffee shops were closed. He refused to go into a bar, even though there were a couple that served coffee...so we just ended up walking up the street several times. After about 20 minutes of awkward conversation he just said he had to go...I spent most of the time trying to keep up to his brisk walk.

    It sucked major balls...and not in a good way icon_lol.gif
  • davemancheste...

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    Jul 22, 2011 8:40 PM GMT
    I had a date recently with a guy who started by telling me he was on anti-psychotic drugs for schizophrenia . Great.

    My worst ones are usually with guys who talk at me about themselves and never ask anything about me.

    Example: Date with a guy who went to university at Manchester. He tells me about his studying days. Me- " I studied at Manchester too..." Logical response would be for him to ask what I studied. No. Guy continues talking about himself for entire date. This seems to be quite common- especially with younger lads. Whatever happened to the art of conversation?
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  • Chele

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    Sep 07, 2011 12:33 AM GMT
    davemanchester said
    My worst ones are usually with guys who talk at me about themselves and never ask anything about me.

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    Guy continues talking about himself for entire date. This seems to be quite common- especially with younger lads. Whatever happened to the art of conversation?
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    I agree with you about people not knowing how to converse. I find it's more of a problem with people my age or younger

    Here's one of mine:

    Met this guy who'd done some modelling. His room was essentially a shrine to himself. He kept talking about himself the whole time and didn't ask much about me. Even when he did he'd cut me off to talk about himself again. After he made me go through an album of ads he'd been in I faked a phone call and left.

    He kept calling after that and wouldn't believe that I wasn't interested in him. He said that boxer-briefs made my ass look fat and that I should wear thongs just like he and the other boys like him in the industry did.
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    Sep 07, 2011 12:39 AM GMT
    davemanchester said

    My worst ones are usually with guys who talk at me about themselves and never ask anything about me.

    Example: Date with a guy who went to university at Manchester. He tells me about his studying days. Me- " I studied at Manchester too..." Logical response would be for him to ask what I studied. No. Guy continues talking about himself for entire date. This seems to be quite common- especially with younger lads. Whatever happened to the art of conversation?
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    So, so true. "Conversations" that are actually monologues, with the date talking about himself. . . endlessly. . . and never asking a single question of. . . his date!

    And if you dare get in a whole sentence about yourself. . . usually you're interrupted, or at best, there's no connecting response from the other guy. . . he just keeps talking. . . about. . . himself!!!!!!

    I'm always astounded, how self-absorbed some people are.
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    Sep 07, 2011 12:40 AM GMT
    My worst date - Guy invites me to a movie. I'm thinking we'll see the movie, have dinner, chat, whatever. As soon as the lights dim his tongue is painting my face and his breath was not fresh at all. Ew! I love making out but not in a movie theater, I am not 12. I was thoroughly disappointed as this guy was an esteemed grad student at my university at the time and our previous chats were really cool. #fail
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    Sep 07, 2011 12:45 AM GMT
    Bleh .... i had a date where the guy told me that his money fall down in da street ... and he asked me to pay for him everything .. and at the end he asked me to lend him some money rofl !

    I would do the with a no problem but not from the 1st date .. it was like the 2nd day we talk cuz the 1st was on the internet
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    Sep 07, 2011 12:45 AM GMT
    Chele said
    Here's one of mine:

    Met this guy who'd done some modelling. His room was essentially a shrine to himself. He kept talking about himself the whole time and didn't ask much about me. Even when he did he'd cut me off to talk about himself again. After he made me go through an album of ads he'd been in I faked a phone call and left.

    He kept calling after that and wouldn't believe that I wasn't interested in him. He said that boxer-briefs made my ass look fat and that I should wear thongs just like he and the other boys like him in the industry did.

    You should have run for the exit when you first had the chance. I can't believe you sat through an album of ads.
  • Aquanerd

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    Sep 07, 2011 12:47 AM GMT
    I honestly have never had a bad date? Now some of my dates might say differently...icon_cool.gif
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    Sep 07, 2011 12:47 AM GMT
    Marques took me out to Wendys last night and some fools started shooting and we got up and bonked outta there. A BAD DATE indeed icon_eek.gificon_redface.gif
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    Sep 07, 2011 1:21 AM GMT
    I dunno---we've probably all been someone else's bad date. Sometimes, the stars just ain't in alignment!
  • danisnotstr8

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    Sep 07, 2011 1:29 AM GMT
    Fairly recently... a guy I know ran into me at the beach. At the end of the day, he and I were heading in the same direction to our respective places. He suggested that I stop by for a margarita since it was such a hot day and he had just restocked his liquor cabinet.

    After discussing his frustration with life, his dad's sociopathic tendencies, his own addiction to S&M porn, and his jealousy of people like me who (in his eyes) live an easy life because we enjoy our jobs and our family, he went in for the kill. Tongue and everything.

    I pulled away and explained that I just wasn't into it. I made a quick exit. Now he texts me angry messages.
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    Sep 07, 2011 1:32 AM GMT
    danisnotstr8 saidFairly recently... a guy I know ran into me at the beach. At the end of the day, he and I were heading in the same direction to our respective places. He suggested that I stop by for a margarita since it was such a hot day and he had just restocked his liquor cabinet.

    After discussing his frustration with life, his dad's sociopathic tendencies, his own addiction to S&M porn, and his jealousy of people like me who (in his eyes) live an easy life because we enjoy our jobs and our family, he went in for the kill. Tongue and everything.

    I pulled away and explained that I just wasn't into it. I made a quick exit. Now he texts me angry messages.
    OMG that was just awful and hilarious! I cringed when I read the part that he went for the kill with the tongue.

    Some people just have no idea that the date is not going well.

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    Sep 07, 2011 1:33 AM GMT
    danisnotstr8 saidFairly recently... a guy I know ran into me at the beach. At the end of the day, he and I were heading in the same direction to our respective places. He suggested that I stop by for a margarita since it was such a hot day and he had just restocked his liquor cabinet.

    After discussing his frustration with life, his dad's sociopathic tendencies, his own addiction to S&M porn, and his jealousy of people like me who (in his eyes) live an easy life because we enjoy our jobs and our family, he went in for the kill. Tongue and everything.

    I pulled away and explained that I just wasn't into it. I made a quick exit. Now he texts me angry messages.


    That dude has potential creeper status.
  • Chele

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    Sep 07, 2011 1:34 AM GMT
    Cityaznguy said
    Chele said
    Here's one of mine:

    Met this guy who'd done some modelling. His room was essentially a shrine to himself. He kept talking about himself the whole time and didn't ask much about me. Even when he did he'd cut me off to talk about himself again. After he made me go through an album of ads he'd been in I faked a phone call and left.

    He kept calling after that and wouldn't believe that I wasn't interested in him. He said that boxer-briefs made my ass look fat and that I should wear thongs just like he and the other boys like him in the industry did.

    You should have run for the exit when you first had the chance. I can't believe you sat through an album of ads.


    I was 18... shy and a very nice guy...but mostly a dumb 18 yo.