Where are all the fat people on "Falling Skies?"

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    Jul 23, 2011 2:16 AM GMT
    In this slow moving Steven Spielberg scifi series about ragtag bands of survivors fighting an alien invasion they remembered to:

    - butch up a still-unconvincing Noah Wyle in paramilitary gear
    - artfully style the hair of the besmudged actress-models playing pediatricians and mercenaries to look like Breck girls
    - cast telegenic Spielbergian moppets as threatened children

    but they forgot to cast any fat people, and as a former fat person I demand to know where they are. Did they run so slow that they were all caught? And don't tell me they lost weight given diminished food supplies. The biggest mystery on "Lost" was that fat guy who lived on coconut husks and seawater for five years and never lost a pound.
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    Jul 23, 2011 3:12 AM GMT
    Steven Segal, Kathy Bates, and Val Kilmer must have not been available for the series.
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    Jul 31, 2011 4:09 AM GMT
    Noah Wyle was great in ER but now his AWFUL!!!
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    Jul 31, 2011 4:12 AM GMT
    i think hurley was living off/sneaking the food rashions from the hatch on lost, hence the not losing any weight.

    i think the biggest mystery on lost was that finale.