Improve The Taste Of Your Semen With Pineapple Juice

  • masculumpedes

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    Jul 23, 2011 7:26 PM GMT
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    I recently read a brief article regarding the pineapple juice semen myth. Their conclusion after doing research on the subject was that the myth is actually no myth at all, and is actually a doctor confirmed fact.
    According to the doctor who was spoken with, most types of pineapple juice will sweeten the taste of your sperm. However, raw fresh made pineapple juice straight from the juicer will have by far the greatest effect. If you are interested in going a step further, I'm even told that mixing raw pineapple juice with organic bees honey can also dramatically sweeten sperm, as opposed to just drinking plain juice. These conclusions are based upon tried and tested advice that I was able to find from various sources both on and offline.

    With regard to the amount needed to be consumed in order to dramatically sweeten the taste of semen or sperm, the consensus seems to be at twenty four ounces, which is essentially the same as drinking two cans of soda pop.

    If you plan on trying this experiment out for yourself, then don't drink or consume any meat or dairy products for forty eight hours in the run up to the big event. Consuming both pineapple juice and milk or meat products will create a sweet and sour taste in your sperm, and will be sure to create a romantic memory of sorts, but certainly not the type you are hoping for. So there you have it in a nutshell, pun intended. Drink twenty four ounces of raw pineapple juice after a meal, and no more. Consume lots of water and keep yourself well hydrated. And do be sure to stay away from any dairy or meat products for at least forty eight hours before hand. .
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    Jul 23, 2011 8:15 PM GMT
    Ok guys, who wants to buy me a piña colada?
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    Jul 23, 2011 8:16 PM GMT
    Ariodante saidOk guys, who wants to buy me a piña colada?

    I'll buy it as a birthday drink, but I don't want to drink your semen.
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    Jul 23, 2011 8:22 PM GMT
    disasterTrev said
    Ariodante saidOk guys, who wants to buy me a piña colada?

    I'll buy it as a birthday drink, but I don't want to drink your semen.


    Well, thank you for ruining my birthday! icon_cry.gif
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    Jul 23, 2011 8:29 PM GMT
    Ariodante said
    disasterTrev said
    Ariodante saidOk guys, who wants to buy me a piña colada?

    I'll buy it as a birthday drink, but I don't want to drink your semen.


    Well, thank you for ruining my birthday! icon_cry.gif

    Pfft. I know you have many other guys willing to. I'll just hear through the grapevine if it's true or not. icon_razz.gif
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    Jul 23, 2011 8:33 PM GMT
    Do they need volunteer tasters for the next study?
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    Jul 23, 2011 8:59 PM GMT
    Iceblink saidDo they need volunteer tasters for the next study?


    ^^ This made me chortle!! icon_surprised.gif

    Ariodante saidOk guys, who wants to buy me a piña colada?

    Sounds good.....and make mine a double!! icon_cool.gif & icon_cool.gif
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    Jul 23, 2011 10:18 PM GMT
    Oh yeah!

    1. Get screened for STD.
    2. Fly to Hawaii with your Hubby / BF / FB.
    3. Eat a ton of pineapple and drink a lot of pineapple juice.
    4. Have a ton of 69ing
    5. Again, drink all night long. This time a difference kind of juice.

    LOVE JUICE!!
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    Jul 24, 2011 12:47 PM GMT

    2 other things I find that alter the taste of semen are: how long it has been since your last confession ejaculation, and how long you're playing before cumming.

    Both are probably related to the mix of fluids in an ejaculation. But the best for me is after a day or 2 of abstaining with a short session.

    I don't like pineapple, though I've heard citrus works well. Still, I don't want to jump all of those hurdles to just to sweeten my cum.