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    Jul 24, 2011 3:34 AM GMT
    The WNBA

    But really does anyone care about that? One of my best friends might get drafted to play in the wnba and I still can't stand it. And if the NBA wasn't so successful, theres no way those women earn enough revenue to sustain the sport right?
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    Jul 24, 2011 3:36 AM GMT
    Two muffins are baking in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "boy... it's hot in here." The other muffin exclaims: "OH MY GOD! A TALKING MUFFIN!"
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    Jul 24, 2011 3:39 AM GMT
    Do I smell a hint of misogyny? Just joking, but really, I do think that you might have a point.

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    Jul 24, 2011 3:41 AM GMT
    Okay here it goes. A little boy was watching his mother bake a chocolate cake when she turned her back he smeared the chocolate over his face and said, "look mommie I'm black". His mother took her hand and smack the shit out of him and she said go tell your father what you did.

    The little boy went to his father and said look daddy "I'm black" his father took a belt and beat the shit out of him, his father said go tell your grandfather what you did.

    The little boy went to his grandfather outback, and said "look grandpa, I'm black". The grandfather took a switch and beat the shit out the little boy.

    The grandfather asked his grandson, NOW GRANDSON what have you learned.
    The little boy looked at his grandfather and said "I've been black for 10 minutes & I already hate you white people!
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    Jul 24, 2011 3:46 AM GMT
    Lenoxx saidOkay here it goes. A little boy was watching his mother bake a chocolate cake when she turned her back he smeared the chocolate over his face and said, "look mommie I'm black". His mother took her hand and smack the shit out of him and she said go tell your father what you did.

    The little boy went to his father and said look daddy "I'm black" his father took a belt and beat the shit out of him, his father said go tell your grandfather what you did.

    The little boy went to his grandfather outback, and said "look grandpa, I'm black". The grandfather took a switch and beat the shit out the little boy.

    The grandfather asked his grandson, NOW GRANDSON what have you learned.
    The little boy looked at his grandfather and said "I've been black for 10 minutes & I already hate you white people!
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    i fucking can't stand white people, i hate 'em icon_mad.gif
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    Jul 24, 2011 3:50 AM GMT
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    i fucking can't stand white people, i hate 'em icon_mad.gif



    SAAAAY WHAT!? I love them! They give me two quartahs instead of one when I polish their shoes for them. *shrugs*
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    Nov 30, 2011 9:33 AM GMT
    Sadie, an elderly lady, is sitting in a restaurant in Brent Cross Shopping Centre sipping her tea. Next to her, three nuns were discussing where to go on holiday.
    The 2nd nun says to Mother Superior "Let's go to Jerusalem."
    "No," says Mother Superior, "there are too many Jews there."
    The 3rd nun says to Mother Superior "Let's go to Philadelphia."
    "No," says Mother Superior again, "also too many Jews there."
    The 2nd nun again speaks and says, "Let's go to Paris."
    Yet again Mother Superior replies, "No, too many Jews there too."
    Sadie had heard enough.
    She leans over and says to them, in a thick, loud Yiddish accent, "Vell, vhy don't you go to Hell, dere are no Jews dere!!!!"
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    Nov 30, 2011 11:07 AM GMT
    Bob and Jill arrived in heaven together; they were planning on getting married before they died. Hoping he could help they went to St. Peter.

    Bob: St. Peter, we want to get married--can you find us a priest?
    St. Peter: Okay, come back in one week.

    One week later Bob and Jill were married. After three months of marriage, Jill storms up to St. Peter.

    Jill: I want a divorce! I married a complete asshole!
    St. Peter: What!?! It took me a week to find a priest in heaven; do you know how long it will take me to find a lawyer!
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    Nov 30, 2011 11:03 PM GMT
    Well now I want to know the name of the friend that you know who may get drafted - I love all basketball.