Is everyone having more sex than me?!

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    Jul 24, 2011 6:32 AM GMT
    I went out to the local "leather bar" with a friend tonight. Cheap drinks, low key atmosphere, and some decent looking guys (I don't think Philly has an actual leather scene so the bar is usually kind of eclectic.) Anyway Im talking to my friend enjoying my drink when I see this cute latino guy blowing this not so cute guy and I'm all like icon_eek.gif, because they are just doing it out in the open (well we were in the "basement"), then this guy comes over and takes out his dick, so he's jacking this guy off as he's blowing the other guy. Then this black guy comes over and he's all like "oh no thats too big" (it was only like 6 and a half inches) and then I'm like "It's never too big!" and he then walks over to me and says (slurred I might add) "I really only do white and latino guys" Me--->icon_rolleyes.gif

    Anyway like 3 other dudes are getting tugjobs when I deiced to leave. Before I head home I stop by this pizza place to get pizza, which just so happens to be very close tot he gay after hours club (open an hour and a half later than all the others), and I see like a million straight girls in really nice cocktail dresses, and I'm thinking to myself "why do straight girls get so dressed up when most of the homos are in shorts and tee's?".

    So I'm biking home and I see this straight couple in the parking lot of rite aid, going at it.

    Like wtf, can a nigga get his dick wet!?<---Phrase added for comedic value.
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    Jul 24, 2011 6:36 AM GMT
    DoomsDayAlpaca saidI went out to the local "leather bar" with a friend tonight. Cheap drinks, low key atmosphere, and some decent looking guys (I don't think Philly has an actual leather scene so the bar is usually kind of eclectic.) Anyway Im talking to my friend enjoying my drink when I see this cute latino guy blowing this not so cute guy and I'm all like icon_eek.gif, because they are just doing it out in the open (well we were in the "basement"), then this guy comes over and takes out his dick, so he's jacking this guy off as he's blowing the other guy. Then this black guy comes over and he's all like "oh no thats too big" (it was only like 6 and a half inches) and then I'm like "It's never too big!" and he then walks over to me and says (slurred I might add) "I really only do white and latino guys" Me--->icon_rolleyes.gif

    Anyway like 3 other dudes are getting tugjobs when I deiced to leave. Before I head home I stop by this pizza place to get pizza, which just so happens to be very close tot he gay after hours club (open an hour and a half later than all the others), and I see like a million straight girls in really nice cocktail dresses, and I'm thinking to myself "why do straight girls get so dressed up when most of the homos are in shorts and tee's?".

    So I'm biking home and I see this straight couple in the parking lot of rite aid, going at it.

    Like wtf, can a nigga get his dick wet!?<---Phrase added for comedic value.


    lol... that def sounds quite busy

    i certainly am not having more sex than you. Haven't actually had real sex since last December here.
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    Jul 24, 2011 6:39 AM GMT
    brendanmuscles said
    DoomsDayAlpaca saidI went out to the local "leather bar" with a friend tonight. Cheap drinks, low key atmosphere, and some decent looking guys (I don't think Philly has an actual leather scene so the bar is usually kind of eclectic.) Anyway Im talking to my friend enjoying my drink when I see this cute latino guy blowing this not so cute guy and I'm all like icon_eek.gif, because they are just doing it out in the open (well we were in the "basement"), then this guy comes over and takes out his dick, so he's jacking this guy off as he's blowing the other guy. Then this black guy comes over and he's all like "oh no thats too big" (it was only like 6 and a half inches) and then I'm like "It's never too big!" and he then walks over to me and says (slurred I might add) "I really only do white and latino guys" Me--->icon_rolleyes.gif

    Anyway like 3 other dudes are getting tugjobs when I deiced to leave. Before I head home I stop by this pizza place to get pizza, which just so happens to be very close tot he gay after hours club (open an hour and a half later than all the others), and I see like a million straight girls in really nice cocktail dresses, and I'm thinking to myself "why do straight girls get so dressed up when most of the homos are in shorts and tee's?".

    So I'm biking home and I see this straight couple in the parking lot of rite aid, going at it.

    Like wtf, can a nigga get his dick wet!?<---Phrase added for comedic value.


    lol... that def sounds quite busy

    i certainly am not having more sex than you. Haven't actually had real sex since last December here.


    Dude, I haven't so much as made out with another man since....last july...god its been a year -.-
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    Jul 24, 2011 6:40 AM GMT
    DoomsDayAlpaca saidI went out to the local "leather bar" with a friend tonight. Cheap drinks, low key atmosphere, and some decent looking guys (I don't think Philly has an actual leather scene so the bar is usually kind of eclectic.) Anyway Im talking to my friend enjoying my drink when I see this cute latino guy blowing this not so cute guy and I'm all like icon_eek.gif, because they are just doing it out in the open (well we were in the "basement"), then this guy comes over and takes out his dick, so he's jacking this guy off as he's blowing the other guy. Then this black guy comes over and he's all like "oh no thats too big" (it was only like 6 and a half inches) and then I'm like "It's never too big!" and he then walks over to me and says (slurred I might add) "I really only do white and latino guys" Me--->icon_rolleyes.gif

    Anyway like 3 other dudes are getting tugjobs when I deiced to leave. Before I head home I stop by this pizza place to get pizza, which just so happens to be very close tot he gay after hours club (open an hour and a half later than all the others), and I see like a million straight girls in really nice cocktail dresses, and I'm thinking to myself "why do straight girls get so dressed up when most of the homos are in shorts and tee's?".

    So I'm biking home and I see this straight couple in the parking lot of rite aid, going at it.

    Like wtf, can a nigga get his dick wet!?<---Phrase added for comedic value.



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    Jul 24, 2011 6:53 AM GMT
    Scruffypup said
    DoomsDayAlpaca saidI went out to the local "leather bar" with a friend tonight. Cheap drinks, low key atmosphere, and some decent looking guys (I don't think Philly has an actual leather scene so the bar is usually kind of eclectic.) Anyway Im talking to my friend enjoying my drink when I see this cute latino guy blowing this not so cute guy and I'm all like icon_eek.gif, because they are just doing it out in the open (well we were in the "basement"), then this guy comes over and takes out his dick, so he's jacking this guy off as he's blowing the other guy. Then this black guy comes over and he's all like "oh no thats too big" (it was only like 6 and a half inches) and then I'm like "It's never too big!" and he then walks over to me and says (slurred I might add) "I really only do white and latino guys" Me--->icon_rolleyes.gif

    Anyway like 3 other dudes are getting tugjobs when I deiced to leave. Before I head home I stop by this pizza place to get pizza, which just so happens to be very close tot he gay after hours club (open an hour and a half later than all the others), and I see like a million straight girls in really nice cocktail dresses, and I'm thinking to myself "why do straight girls get so dressed up when most of the homos are in shorts and tee's?".

    So I'm biking home and I see this straight couple in the parking lot of rite aid, going at it.

    Like wtf, can a nigga get his dick wet!?<---Phrase added for comedic value.



    I think you might find these helpful.......... http://moisttowelettemuseum.com/MVC-026F.JPG


    How am I going to masturbate with that?
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    Jul 24, 2011 2:20 PM GMT
    You just need to lower your standards and get stuck in. If you're frequenting sex clubs then you need to get on the down low.
  • B71115

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    Jul 24, 2011 2:38 PM GMT
    Yes. Including your mom.
  • sillyror

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    Jul 24, 2011 2:59 PM GMT
    Nope, i haven't had sex in ages
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    Jul 24, 2011 3:02 PM GMT
    I know everyone's having more sex than me. Haven't had sex in....can't remember.


    DoomsDayAlpaca saidLike wtf, can a nigga get his dick wet!?<---Phrase added for comedic value.
    All you need to do is to spill some drinks on your lap. icon_razz.gif
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    Jul 24, 2011 3:07 PM GMT
    sillyror saidNope, i haven't had sex in ages


    But, but, but... you are hot! Why not? lol.

    I haven't either. Been a few months. Blah.
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    Jul 24, 2011 3:25 PM GMT
    haha i assume you went to bike stop in philly? that place scares me.
  • Celticmusl

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    Jul 24, 2011 3:42 PM GMT
    At best, on average about once or twice a year lately.....ugh.
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    Jul 24, 2011 4:27 PM GMT
    One word: Slut. Be one.

    Right now, I'm in some kind of heat so I've been putting myself out there like my life's depended on it. icon_biggrin.gif But still have some kind of standard (is a slut with standards an oxymoron?). It's paid off since I blew two hot guys at work (one straight guy that looked like a blue collar Clive Owen, oh lord!) and got fucked twice in one day by a sweet as bi guy (manhunt). No dates but I got what I was after.
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    Jul 24, 2011 5:44 PM GMT
    B71115 saidYes. Including your mom.


    You know what's totally messed up? SHE IS! She just remarried a couple of years ago.
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    Jul 24, 2011 5:45 PM GMT
    jim_e saidOne word: Slut. Be one.

    Right now, I'm in some kind of heat so I've been putting myself out there like my life's depended on it. icon_biggrin.gif But still have some kind of standard (is a slut with standards an oxymoron?). It's paid off since I blew two hot guys at work (one straight guy that looked like a blue collar Clive Owen, oh lord!) and got fucked twice in one day by a sweet as bi guy (manhunt). No dates but I got what I was after.


    I should probably clarify...I don't actually WANT sex, it's simply a means to an end... cuddling.

    Sadly you can't really go around advertising you want cuddles, it sounds really needy.
  • Grubberboy

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    Jul 24, 2011 5:52 PM GMT
    Dont feel bad. My bf came over to my place for the weekend, (we live 3 hours drive apart), and there was hardly any cuddling let alone sex! I think I have a bad case of blue balls today.icon_sad.gif
  • tuffguyndc

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    Jul 24, 2011 5:56 PM GMT
    actually you can post a ad for cuddling. you are only needy if that's what you are. there is nothing wrong with wanting to cuddle. hell i love it. oh and to answer your question. yes i am having more sex than you. but i am picky and seldom have sex unless its with someone i want to.
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    Jul 24, 2011 5:56 PM GMT
    DoomsDayAlpaca said
    jim_e saidOne word: Slut. Be one.

    Right now, I'm in some kind of heat so I've been putting myself out there like my life's depended on it. icon_biggrin.gif But still have some kind of standard (is a slut with standards an oxymoron?). It's paid off since I blew two hot guys at work (one straight guy that looked like a blue collar Clive Owen, oh lord!) and got fucked twice in one day by a sweet as bi guy (manhunt). No dates but I got what I was after.


    I should probably clarify...I don't actually WANT sex, it's simply a means to an end... cuddling.

    Sadly you can't really go around advertising you want cuddles, it sounds really needy.


    Actually, I don't think that is needy at all - at least not in a bad way. My guess is if you DID advertise it - yer dance card would be EXTREMELY full.

    Give it a shot Dude!!!
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    Jul 24, 2011 5:57 PM GMT
    Grubberboy saidDont feel bad. My bf came over to my place for the weekend, (we live 3 hours drive apart), and there was hardly any cuddling let alone sex! I think I have a bad case of blue balls today.icon_sad.gif
    ok dude, i am puzzled. why aren't you getting sex and cuddling from your bf? hell that is one of the perks isn't it?
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    Jul 24, 2011 6:01 PM GMT
    You're not the only one. Its been a year for me icon_evil.gif
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    Jul 24, 2011 6:04 PM GMT
    Ive only had sex a few times in my life... all the times of which it wasnt very meaningful... so Im not really interested in pursuing it even
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    My left hand disagrees icon_confused.gif
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    Jul 24, 2011 6:23 PM GMT
    I haven't had sex in YEARS! Then again its mostly by choice...that and the fact I' am picky and my country is hardly the gay hub of the world. Feh, I'm rather content about it.~
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    Jul 24, 2011 6:54 PM GMT
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    DoomsDayAlpaca said
    jim_e saidOne word: Slut. Be one.

    Right now, I'm in some kind of heat so I've been putting myself out there like my life's depended on it. icon_biggrin.gif But still have some kind of standard (is a slut with standards an oxymoron?). It's paid off since I blew two hot guys at work (one straight guy that looked like a blue collar Clive Owen, oh lord!) and got fucked twice in one day by a sweet as bi guy (manhunt). No dates but I got what I was after.


    I should probably clarify...I don't actually WANT sex, it's simply a means to an end... cuddling.

    Sadly you can't really go around advertising you want cuddles, it sounds really needy.


    Actually, I don't think that is needy at all - at least not in a bad way. My guess is if you DID advertise it - yer dance card would be EXTREMELY full.

    Give it a shot Dude!!!


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    Sadly Philly gays are meh.