Anyone ever had sex that reminded you of a porn film?

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    Apr 26, 2008 5:46 PM GMT
    It seems like it can just never be that good!!

    Anyone ever experienced sex with a man that was just as hot as a porn movie?

    Describe it!
  • GQjock

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    Apr 27, 2008 12:29 PM GMT
    I didn't know it at the time but my first experience was str8 out of a a porn video

    I was home watching my parents house one weekend when they were on vacation and they were having their roof fixed
    I was home from college for the wkend
    When the crew was done for the first day the crew chief stayed behind to clean up some of the equipment
    he was so hot
    blond hot body surfer type
    I knew I was gay but never really acted on it until now
    I started talking to him and he picked up on that I was more into him than just making up conversation
    It got into him seducing me in the kitchen and we had sex in almost every room in the house almost all nighticon_wink.gif
  • HndsmKansan

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    Apr 27, 2008 12:55 PM GMT
    I always thought it would be cool to have one of those moments when you have sex in your office on your desk.... You just take your arm and knock the stuff off and then "get it" right on top of your desk...
    sweaty, hot, intense sex right there....


    Um, then reality...icon_razz.gif
  • Hagan_F

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    Apr 27, 2008 1:16 PM GMT
    HndsmKansan saidI always thought it would be cool to have one of those moments when you have sex in your office on your desk.... You just take your arm and knock the stuff off and then "get it" right on top of your desk...
    sweaty, hot, intense sex right there....


    Um, then reality...icon_razz.gif


    My, I'll remember that next time I am in your office. LOL

    Seriously, yes, I have and like other it was a "all over the house" experience.
  • Jonesy08054

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    Apr 27, 2008 11:38 PM GMT
    I had one drunken night of fun sex where we basically switched positions every 5 minutes. After about of hour of hard pounding, we both jerked off and came at the same time. Two huge loads all over my chest. I would love to have a video of that night.....I was exhausted the next morning!
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    Apr 28, 2008 1:30 AM GMT
    I have...which surprised myself since, for the most part, I'm pretty "old-fashioned."

    I'd been chatting with a guy online. He looked incredibly HOT in his photos, so I assumed his profile was fake. After chatting for a little bit, we talked on the phone. He even sounded very sexy. Call me jaded, but I became even more skeptical.

    I ended up calling him and telling him I wanted to come over to his place - order a pizza and watch a movie. That's when he started sounding nervous, but agreed. I get to his place, he buzzes me in...opens the door to his apartment...and...WOW! He's even MORE attractive then his photos. The guy was built for porn.

    So, now I'm nervous. He orders the pizza, gets me some iced tea, and sits on the couch next to me. We smile at each other for a second, say "hi", and then...five seconds later, clothes are off. We were done f***ing before the pizza even arrived...and it was GOOD! Fun, sweaty, rough, dirty-talking good. Some of the most amazing chemistry I've ever experienced.

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    Apr 28, 2008 10:06 AM GMT
    Yes unfortunately. The guy started talking like he was in a porn film. I wanted to start laughing.

    I personally think sex in porn films is pretty boring. Little real passion or imagination. You can predict what they are going to do next before it happens.

    Best sex I ever had when I was single did not involve anything special in terms of technique. We were really into each other and had certain skills that come in handy in M/M sex. icon_wink.gif After it was over (and he was covered with about a litre of cum) we started laughing because we realized that the sex had been friggin' amazing (It felt like I had experienced a 30 second orgasm).
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    Apr 30, 2008 2:41 AM GMT
    yes,and it was so awesome becuse we were both sober. He was the dominant one and i like that sometimes.
    We began by kissing passionatly and then be began giving me the best oral sex I have ever had. He did this until I finished. He kissed me some more and then he put his love glove on and entered me so slow and gentle and it was just so amazing.icon_biggrin.gif
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    Apr 30, 2008 2:47 AM GMT
    No, but that is the kind of sex id like to have
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    May 01, 2008 5:56 AM GMT
    Oddly enough, yes and multiple times with different partners. Perhaps its just me but a lot of the experiences I have had have been porn-esc. From group shit after coming in outa a snow storm, to shower scenes right outa the movies I have definatly had some fun times. Personaly I do not allways even find porn sex that amazing, though definatly hot I often find myself imagining how I would improve it if I were in one or the other position.
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    May 04, 2008 3:16 PM GMT
    WHEN IT'S DONE RIGHT, SEX SHOULD ALWAYS BE LIKE IN A PORN FILM IN MY OPINION

    U ALWAYS GOTTA SET THE STAGE, HAVE THE PROPS U NEED AND HAVE THE RIGHT CO-STAR
  • beefybigguy

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    May 04, 2008 3:30 PM GMT
    CUMM ON GUYS, AFTER ALL, WE ARE MEN...ENJOYING MEN... IS THERE ANY OTHER WAY!!!!
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    May 07, 2008 4:37 PM GMT
    BIGALLOVER saidWHEN IT'S DONE RIGHT, SEX SHOULD ALWAYS BE LIKE IN A PORN FILM IN MY OPINION

    U ALWAYS GOTTA SET THE STAGE, HAVE THE PROPS U NEED AND HAVE THE RIGHT CO-STAR


    EXACTLY! icon_wink.gif
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    May 07, 2008 7:38 PM GMT
    I dont know what porn you guys are watching but most 98% of what I have seen, gay or str8, is boring and is nothing I would strive for. Ive seen many where more often then not they are soft through out most of it or you can tell they dont like each other and are doing it for the money. Think B movie with a lower budget and even worse no talent or brain actors whos only talent is cumming on command.

    Every time I have had sex it was always much better. More passion, more realism, more everything, and no cheesy lines either.

    Not that im completely degrading porn but Id much rather read an erotic tale, better yet make my own, then watch porn.
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    May 10, 2008 5:03 AM GMT
    For years, sex with my bf use to be better than the sex I ever saw in a porno, and so much more intense because it was live and I was in the action. We both have great bodies so it would have made a great porn move fur shurr, I least I thought so. Sadly this is no longer the case, and it just seems boring if not like a waste of time, now its like down dirty the sheets, etc... and I would rather be writing these stupid replies now, amazing the way things change, eh?
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    Oct 04, 2008 7:58 AM GMT
    SurrealLife saidYes unfortunately. The guy started talking like he was in a porn film. I wanted to start laughing.


    I started laughing. And he just looked at me weirdly and I said he had tickled me and then five minutes later he started again but I managed to control myself then. It was most definitely weird.

    BUT the muscle worship session prior to the sex was decidedly like, if not better, than all the ones I had seen in videos online.
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    Oct 04, 2008 1:06 PM GMT
    when i have sex i always try to make it like my favourit porns.. that way it will be more fun icon_biggrin.gif sometimes when i dont like the guy in my mind i imagine one of my porns then i shooot
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    Oct 04, 2008 4:53 PM GMT
    Part 1 of 2

    The following personal story kinda reminds me of some porn vids I've seen. I had met a guy online who claimed to be a curious straight, married but might be bi, or gay, or whatever, never had man sex before. I thought it might be fun to try one of those for once.

    In addition, he claimed he and his wife were into leather, so he wanted his first gay sex experience to include that, too. No problem, I had a genuine Harley biker jacket & chaps for my motorcycling, plus my riding boots, studded gloves and a leather biker cap, too. We met for coffee to seal the deal for a few nights later.

    He was the CFO for a medium-sized firm with their own office building outside of town, with fenced parking lot security. We rendezvoused there around 9 PM, he being able to open the gate for his car and my motorcycle, which I parked in a more concealed area in case another late-working employee showed up.

    We went up to his private office on the second floor, and after some nervous small talk that was getting us nowhere, I finally decided he needed for me to take charge. I was still in my full leathers, he in casual business attire, and I firmly raised him to his feet from a chair and started to hug & kiss him.

    He really got into it, tonguing and all, moaning and grinding his hips into my leather chaps. I rubbed his crotch with my hand, feeling his hardness through his trousers, and then he copied me with his own hand on my jeans. I let this go on for a few minutes until I felt his initial rush wearing off, then I firmly nudged him to go behind his desk and sat him down in his big executive swivel chair.

    Kneeling down in front of him (perhaps mirroring images of Bill Clinton with Monica Lewinsky under the desk) I started to tease that bulge in his pants, occasionally lifting up to kiss his lips again. His fingers reached for his zipper a few times but I pushed them aside, making him realize I was calling the shots. I may have even said something like that was my job, not his.

    But eventually I gave him what he was squirming for (and me too, for that matter), and undid his buckle and opened his fly. He was wearing white Jockeys, so I played with him through their fabric some more, now using my mouth, as well. His sexual tension was going over the top, and I think he was whimpering "Please, please..." to finally uncover his hard dick, poking against the waistband.

    I stretched the front of his shorts down to release a nice cut cock that sprang up, its pinkness emphasized by the charcoal trousers he still wore. I even closed the pants fly fabric back a little around the shaft, thinking the sight and feeling might satisfy a fantasy of his, as it does with some other men. His aroused moaning suggested I was right.

    I finally got down to the real work, though with the most teasing of touches at first. I won't go into too much description, since we all know the drill, and I wasn't going to spend too much time with the preliminaries, anyway. I assumed he'd had blowjobs from women before, and this lick-lick-tickle stuff, with a quick plunge into the mouth every now & then, is what many of them think it's all about, so that kind of treatment wouldn't be anything new for him.

    But what a gay man knows to do for another man, that women often don't do or can't, is to suck with all the unrelenting force of an industrial vac, and that's what I was eager to have him feel. And indeed I think it may have been a new experience for him, because he went absolutely nuts.

    And speaking of nuts, I had by now freed them as well, their own plump pinkness rather attractive resting bare and nearly hairless on that charcoal flannel fabric. I gave them lots of attention with my fingers while still sucking his insides out, with only brief breaks to rest my mouth with the easier task of pleasing those gentler parts with lips & tongue.

    Here again I think gay men outshine women, who not only don't understand the pleasurable mysteries of these delicate objects they themselves lack, but who may have been made too timid by having inflicted painful moments on their men by mishandling them. Whereas I made sure his balls got just the same careful attention my own would have enjoyed, and I think this was also a revelation for him.

    Torturing him forever would have been nice, but I knew we had a time limit, because he had to be back home from his "late night office work" at a reasonable hour.

    So I finally let him pass the point of inevitability, popping him out my mouth just as he started to shoot (I never know if I'll like the taste of a new man the first time), aiming him as I pumped to give myself a facial for his further entertainment, and sparing him an awkward explanation about stains on those flannel pants. And to be honest, I've never found facials an entirely unpleasant thing.

    Part 2 follows in the next message
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    Oct 04, 2008 4:55 PM GMT
    Part 2 continues:

    After a rest he wanted to blow me next, something he claimed would be a first for him. I was happy to oblige, though not sure what quality I could expect. He said he had some ideas for inside the conference room, and as I followed him from his office I stepped into the posh executive board room along the hallway.

    But he corrected me, saying the window blinds would look suspicious closed at that hour should someone arrive, and the highly-polished table was too easily smudged & scratched. Instead, there was another windowless conference room with a more durable table on the first floor. I followed him obediently, curious about what part a table would play in his plans.

    Well he had quite the little scenario all figured out. Once downstairs he told me to go into a break-room kitchen and remove my clothes, and meet him in the conference room wearing only my boots, chaps, jacket & cap. No pants, no underwear, no shirt. I had no problem with that.

    When ready, I waited out in the hallway until he said it was OK to enter, holding the rest of my clothes in case I needed to dress quickly inside the locked room. What I found was him sitting on a large table covered with upholstered cushions he'd removed from a sofa and several arm chairs along the walls. And he was stark naked.

    He invited me to join him on the table, and then lay flat across him as he reclined onto his back. We kissed and ground our hard dicks together that way for a while, me careful not to scratch him with the metal parts on my leathers, during which he offered me an explanation for this arrangement, a few words at a time between kisses.

    Seems he spent a lot of time in this conference room in sometimes boring, sometimes acrimonious meetings. He'd day-dream about his gay sexual fantasies while he sat at the table, and now he was actually acting them out right there. Plus, at future meetings he could be secretly picturing our naked encounter where water carafes usually stood, and smile at his colleagues with the smug knowledge they'd never suspect in a million years what had happened on that tabletop they were now all working across.

    Which was just fine with me. After a while I sat up on my knees, straddling him across the hips, about to indulge one my own little favorites. Reaching into a jacket pocket, I pulled out a foil packet of lubricant and tore it open. I anointed both our dicks, then held them lengthwise together between my palms, fingers interlocked. Pressing firmly, I gave us some mutual masturbation, a little tricky since his hardon was somewhat smaller than mine.

    He really liked that, something I must assume he could never have done before if his only sexual partners had been women. He unzipped my jacket so he could rub my chest while I rubbed our dicks. He had his second orgasm that way, but I held back in favor of the blowjob he had promised me, since I'm no longer easy to get off that way as I get older.

    For that final act he replaced the cushions on the sofa, the place he had designated as the blowjob site. I can't recall if he told me a reason, but I just suppose he was marking his territory like a male dog for those future memories in that room. In the meantime I rinsed my dick off at a small sink in a countertop at one end of the room.

    This time he had me lie on my back while he leaned over me. He may have been telling the truth about being a novice, because he wasn't very good, although neither was he too shy to mouth me right away. Lots of sucking noises but not much in the way of results, since I need tight pressure like I give to other guys. But at least he asked for my input, and he understandably had the beginner's struggle learning how to apply pressure without teeth.

    I could see he would get lockjaw before he brought me off (in all immodesty I am rather big for even experienced mouths), so I helped with my own stroking until I popped for him. Of course I gave him all the credit, and also a warning, since he really didn't want to get any cum in his mouth. He also didn't want to do anal at all, and so this is where we stopped.

    We put ourselves back together pretty quickly after that, to get him home before his wife became suspicious. We stayed in touch for a while but never met again for sex. He pled everything from gay remorse to his wife's growing suspicion as reasons for not seeing me again. But it could have also been because he didn't like it, or didn't like me, or liked somebody else more.

    I really didn't care. I had done what I wanted and it was interesting, to say the least, with a few elements I've seen in porn videos.
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    Oct 04, 2008 5:01 PM GMT
    i don't watch porn but i have had guys say that very thing...".this is just like..or... as hot as porn" ...
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    Oct 04, 2008 5:02 PM GMT
    i don't watch porn but i have had guys say that very thing...".this is just like..or... as hot as porn" ...
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    Oct 04, 2008 7:06 PM GMT
    HndsmKansan saidI always thought it would be cool to have one of those moments when you have sex in your office on your desk.... You just take your arm and knock the stuff off and then "get it" right on top of your desk...
    sweaty, hot, intense sex right there....


    Um, then reality...icon_razz.gif


    You might enjoy the 2 posts I just did a little above. That guy got his office reality, courtesy of moi.
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    Oct 04, 2008 11:07 PM GMT
    Does shower/sauna/streamroom sex/orgies ... sex with military officers in full uniform and in public venues .....count?... icon_eek.gif
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    Oct 04, 2008 11:30 PM GMT
    Caslon7000 saidDoes shower/sauna/streamroom sex/orgies ... sex with military officers in full uniform and in public venues .....count?... icon_eek.gif


    COUNT??? OMG, they're totally awesome! I've already posted some personal stories about those first 3 here on RJ.

    Sex in uniform, though I wore one for 25 years, is out of my range. I did some dress-up stuff with my old uniforms after I retired, but I wouldn't say that counted, just play acting. No different really than guys who never actually served in uniform, just dressing up.

    So are you gonna tell us more about this?
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    Jan 27, 2011 3:45 AM GMT
    My first time was with my High School Gym teacher ...fucked him using a jar of Vaseline he had on his desk. The year was 1963 and he was wearing white slacks, an athletic shirt and white leather shoes.

    totally out of a porn movie.. except I had never seen one.. and no it didn't ruin me for life.. I was 13, but 6-1 and on the swim team. I know you think it was rape, etc. but I believed I seduced him and was in control.

    he looked like Robert Redford did in the old days.

    sheeesh.. i can still rub one out thinking of him
    but then you never forget your first time