Pick up lines!!

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    Jul 25, 2011 7:32 PM GMT
    WATS UR BEST LINE TO GET IN SOMEONES PANTS OR JUST START A CONVO WIT??icon_smile.gif
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    Jul 25, 2011 10:39 PM GMT
    Hi, my name is ........
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    Jul 25, 2011 10:40 PM GMT
    Can I lick your nipple?

    yea that was said to me yesterday LOL!
  • musicdude

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    Jul 25, 2011 10:58 PM GMT
    oh hello thread, i hope you're ready for me icon_biggrin.gif

    Are those astronaut pants? cause your butt is out of this world (now you'd say cosmonaut though)

    Did it hurt...when you fell from heaven?

    I love your pants...they'd look better on the floor though

    Someone call the cops! that gorgeous man just stole my heart

    Nice shoes....want to fuck?

    Hey, you're sharp ;) let's get back to my flat and get natural (if you get this one, i <3 you)

    Do you believe in love at first sight or should i walk by again?

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    i'm usually dripping with these corny pick up lines but i can't seem to think of more at the moment. in all seriousness though, since most of the guys i approach have tattoos (i have a weak spot for them) i usually start by telling them i like their tattoo then proceed to asking a few questions about it. i find that if they're interested in me its a good way to start. however, to all you guys with tattoos i need to ask, do you find that approach annoying? do you think that its the easy/lazy way of starting a convo with you or do you find it flattering?

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    Jul 25, 2011 11:07 PM GMT
    (Lick your finger, rub it on the guy's shirt, then rub it on yours)
    "So, what do you say we get out of these wet clothes..."
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    Jul 25, 2011 11:38 PM GMT
    musicdude saidoh hello thread, i hope you're ready for me icon_biggrin.gif

    Are those astronaut pants? cause your butt is out of this world (now you'd say cosmonaut though)

    Did it hurt...when you fell from heaven?

    I love your pants...they'd look better on the floor though

    Someone call the cops! that gorgeous man just stole my heart

    Nice shoes....want to fuck?

    Hey, you're sharp ;) let's get back to my flat and get natural (if you get this one, i <3 you)

    Do you believe in love at first sight or should i walk by again?

    ...

    i'm usually dripping with these corny pick up lines but i can't seem to think of more at the moment. in all seriousness though, since most of the guys i approach have tattoos (i have a weak spot for them) i usually start by telling them i like their tattoo then proceed to asking a few questions about it. i find that if they're interested in me its a good way to start. however, to all you guys with tattoos i need to ask, do you find that approach annoying? do you think that its the easy/lazy way of starting a convo with you or do you find it flattering?



    Great pick up lines, md. They would make me smile and get my attention.

    I love being asked about my tattoo. It is a great conversation starter.
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    Jul 25, 2011 11:40 PM GMT
    At work: Do you come here often?
  • jim_sf

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    Jul 26, 2011 12:53 AM GMT
    The best joke pick-up line I've ever heard was "Hey, does this smell like chloroform to you?".
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    Jul 26, 2011 3:16 AM GMT
    Can you give me directions to your heart?
    I've seemed to have lost myself in your eyes.

    Do you believe in love at first sight... or should I walk by you again?

    Do you work at Subway? Because you just gave me a footlong.

    If I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head?

    I lost my virginity. Can I have yours?

    I'm an astronaut and my next mission is to explore Uranus.

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    SOME I HERD B4 N SOME I SED TO OTHERS LOL
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    Jul 26, 2011 3:18 AM GMT
    Nice legs, what time do they open?

    Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cuz I can see myself in your jeans.

    Your daddy must be a thief cuz he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

    I don't want a relationship, I just want to get in your pants.

    Your place or mine?