Finally Found The Right Job!!

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    Jul 26, 2011 3:04 AM GMT
    My job search

    1. My first job was working in an Orange Juice factory,
    but I got canned. Couldn't concentrate.

    2. Then I worked in the woods as a Lumberjack,
    but just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the axe.

    3. After that, I tried being a Tailor,
    but wasn't suited for it -- mainly because it was a sew-sew job.

    4. Next, I tried working in a Muffler Factory,
    but that was too exhausting.

    5. Then, tried being a Chef - figured it would add a little spice to my life,
    but just didn't have the thyme.

    6. Next, I attempted being a Deli Worker,
    but any way I sliced it.... couldn't cut the mustard.

    7. My best job was a Musician,
    but eventually found I wasn't noteworthy.

    8. I studied a long time to become a Doctor,
    but didn't have any patience.

    9. Next, was a job in a Shoe Factory.
    Tried hard but just didn't fit in.

    10. I became a Professional Fisherman,
    but discovered I couldn't live on my net income.

    11. Managed to get a good job working for a Pool Maintenance Company,
    but the work was just too draining.

    12. So then I got a job in a Workout Center,
    but they said I wasn't fit for the job..

    13. After many years of trying to find steady work,
    I finally got a job as a Historian - until I realized there was no future in it.

    14. My last job was working in Starbucks,
    but had to quit because it was the same old grind.

    15. SO, I TRIED RETIREMENT

    AND I FOUND I'M PERFECT FOR THE JOB! icon_lol.gificon_lol.gificon_lol.gif


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    Jul 26, 2011 3:05 AM GMT
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    Jul 26, 2011 3:22 AM GMT
    Friendsrbetter said

    15. SO, I TRIED RETIREMENT

    AND I FOUND I'M PERFECT FOR THE JOB! icon_lol.gificon_lol.gificon_lol.gif





    LOL...Thanks...great post...icon_lol.gif
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    Jul 26, 2011 3:37 AM GMT

    I think I'd be good at that job too... where do I sign up???
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    Jul 26, 2011 3:41 AM GMT

    FOOT_BALL said
    I think I'd be good at that job too... where do I sign up???


    Sorry, bud...ya gotta be old, like me...or disabled, like Anduru......icon_lol.gificon_lol.gificon_lol.gif
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    Jul 26, 2011 3:47 AM GMT
    Friendsrbetter said
    FOOT_BALL saidI think I'd be good at that job too... where do I sign up???
    Sorry, bud...ya gotta be old, like me...or disabled, like Anduru......icon_lol.gificon_lol.gificon_lol.gif
    Good one, how long did it take for your dementia to allow your brain to process that?
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    Jul 26, 2011 4:22 AM GMT
    Quality Control inspector at a lollipop factory would be my dream gig - suck all day long and get paid for it. icon_razz.gif
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    Jul 26, 2011 7:07 AM GMT
    FANTASTIC!

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