The Onion Commentary

  • patmos9990

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    Jul 26, 2011 7:38 PM GMT
    Had to share. This is the funniest thing I've read in ages.

    Mom And Dad, I'm Gay And Also Stronger Than Both Of You, So Don't Try Any Shit.

    Full link to Onions webpage below.

    http://www.theonion.com/articles/mom-and-dad-im-gay-and-also-stronger-than-both-of,21017/#
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    Jul 26, 2011 7:57 PM GMT
    ROTF.

    Fucking gold.
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    Jul 26, 2011 8:04 PM GMT
    "Dad? What was that? Were you about to say something? Were you about to open your stupid mouth and say something that could absolutely destroy me emotionally? I didn't think so. That's why I'm going to put you back on the ground now instead of throwing you into the china cabinet."

    Roflmao. icon_lol.gif
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    Jul 26, 2011 8:30 PM GMT
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    Best. Onion. Article. EVER.

    =D

    I'm sooo gonna e-mail this to my mum in lieu of the age-old cliche emotionally vulnerable 'coming out' speech icon_cool.gif



    ''Mom, what do you weigh? One hundred fifteen pounds soaking wet? Well, it's going to take a lot more than that to bring me down, I'll tell you that much. I'm 2 percent body fat, have washboard abs, and can do 50 pull-ups in a row easy. Just remember that as we continue this conversation.''

    <3