Boo gay fit.

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    Jul 28, 2011 8:40 AM GMT
    "Gay fit" is the plague... so many guys around here try to be gay fit and it makes them totally unattractive because their bodies just aren't meant to be like that. Here is a picture of gay fit. Abs, zero fat, some definition but no real size.

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    It's like, sure, you may have visible abs due to a lack of fat, but your 28" waist is still not attractive. Neither are your chicken legs... do some motherf**king squats.

    Now THIS, this is hot:

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    Jul 28, 2011 8:47 AM GMT
    I agree with your definition of hotness. However, many guys would find the first guy attractive - so isn't it just a case of different strokes for different folks?
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    Jul 28, 2011 8:49 AM GMT
    FrostedFlakes said"Gay fit" is the plague... so many guys around here try to be gay fit and it makes them totally unattractive because their bodies just aren't meant to be like that. Here is a picture of gay fit. Abs, zero fat, some definition but no real size.

    moseley.jpg

    It's like, sure, you may have visible abs due to a lack of fat, but your 28" waist is still not attractive. Neither are your chicken legs... do some motherf**king squats.

    Now THIS, this is hot:

    tumblr_kvuwkf2H0e1qaco3so1_400.jpg



    lol ill take the second guy but not the first or last
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    Jul 28, 2011 8:50 AM GMT
    Pure saidI agree with your definition of hotness. However, many guys would find the first guy attractive - so isn't it just a case of different strokes for different folks?


    Yeah, but the problem is there are very few guys like the bottom three where I live icon_sad.gif tons of non-worker-outers, gay fit people, and twinks. There are a total of five people I find attractive on A4A in my area. Too many skinny people. And the bars aren't a good place to meet people, btw. People here are too preoccupied and generally don't want to meet anyone.
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    Jul 28, 2011 8:51 AM GMT
    Also I looked like the first pic once (maybe still??) , well anyway, I found it quite hard to put weight on when I was a little younger from experience. For many I think it's an "easier" look to achieve. Although I think it's not attractive
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    Jul 28, 2011 8:52 AM GMT
    FrostedFlakes said
    Pure saidI agree with your definition of hotness. However, many guys would find the first guy attractive - so isn't it just a case of different strokes for different folks?


    Yeah, but the problem is there are very few guys like the bottom three where I live icon_sad.gif tons of non-worker-outers, gay fit people, and twinks. There are a total of five people I find attractive on A4A in my area. Too many skinny people. And the bars aren't a good place to meet people, btw. People here are too preoccupied and generally don't want to meet anyone.


    Five guys you find attractive? That's enough surely!
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    Jul 28, 2011 8:53 AM GMT
    Pure said
    FrostedFlakes said
    Pure saidI agree with your definition of hotness. However, many guys would find the first guy attractive - so isn't it just a case of different strokes for different folks?


    Yeah, but the problem is there are very few guys like the bottom three where I live icon_sad.gif tons of non-worker-outers, gay fit people, and twinks. There are a total of five people I find attractive on A4A in my area. Too many skinny people. And the bars aren't a good place to meet people, btw. People here are too preoccupied and generally don't want to meet anyone.


    Five guys you find attractive? That's enough surely!


    Not really. I've friendzoned two and the other three are kinda out of my league.
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    Jul 28, 2011 8:55 AM GMT
    FrostedFlakes saidthe other three are kinda out of my league.


    Why? If there's no one around who you find attractive that you think would find you attractive, then maybe you need to reassess your standards!
  • MikemikeMike

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    Jul 28, 2011 8:57 AM GMT
    I fucked better than all the above.
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    Jul 28, 2011 8:59 AM GMT
    Pure said
    FrostedFlakes saidthe other three are kinda out of my league.


    Why? If there's no one around who you find attractive that you think would find you attractive, then maybe you need to reassess your standards!


    They've got similar bodies but they're just... IDK, hotter than me. Like they put more time into grooming and shit, I'm sure they see me at the gym in my metal band shirts and shit and are like, what's wrong with this kid? Like, I'm pretty sure I've got the body but not the right attitude (read: elitism) to be with a guy who looks like me.
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    Jul 28, 2011 9:01 AM GMT
    Besides, why would I ever pay $40 for a designer tank top just to advertise my sexuality at the gym? I'd rather advertise my love of melodic death metal.

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    Jul 28, 2011 9:04 AM GMT
    I too agree with you. The twink body does nothing for me. Give me a man with some meat on his bones. Otherwise, I feel like I'm holding a girl.
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    Jul 28, 2011 9:10 AM GMT
    FrostedFlakes saidThey've got similar bodies but they're just... IDK, hotter than me. Like they put more time into grooming and shit, I'm sure they see me at the gym in my metal band shirts and shit and are like, what's wrong with this kid? Like, I'm pretty sure I've got the body but not the right attitude (read: elitism) to be with a guy who looks like me.


    Then change yourself to be what you desire (it's the gay way) or man up and settle for guys who will want you for you even if they don't have a perfect six pack and rock-hard pecs.
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    Jul 28, 2011 9:12 AM GMT


    I like this guys butt,I want one like this some day.
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    Jul 28, 2011 10:25 AM GMT
    Pure said
    FrostedFlakes saidThey've got similar bodies but they're just... IDK, hotter than me. Like they put more time into grooming and shit, I'm sure they see me at the gym in my metal band shirts and shit and are like, what's wrong with this kid? Like, I'm pretty sure I've got the body but not the right attitude (read: elitism) to be with a guy who looks like me.


    Then change yourself to be what you desire (it's the gay way) or man up and settle for guys who will want you for you even if they don't have a perfect six pack and rock-hard pecs.


    But why can't I have both? I work hard to keep my body the way it is (shitty genes) and I've got more personality than the scene queens. So sad... there are like no gay metalheads... Seattle's gay dudes are mostly gay faced as shit, even the ones who claim to be "masc"... WTF. Sometimes I wish I could relate... but then I'm like, fuck it, that just ain't me. I've gotta get out of this shitty city. Where are all the beefy-muscular fuzzy blond guys who prefer metal concerts to packed bars that play shitty dance music?! Hello? Anyone?

    (echoes)

    (silence)
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    Jul 28, 2011 10:33 AM GMT
    Hey admin, I saw what you did there. I do not approve of your tomfoolery!
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    Jul 28, 2011 11:47 AM GMT
    FrostedFlakes saidBut why can't I have both? I work hard to keep my body the way it is (shitty genes) and I've got more personality than the scene queens. So sad... there are like no gay metalheads... Seattle's gay dudes are mostly gay faced as shit, even the ones who claim to be "masc"... WTF. Sometimes I wish I could relate... but then I'm like, fuck it, that just ain't me. I've gotta get out of this shitty city. Where are all the beefy-muscular fuzzy blond guys who prefer metal concerts to packed bars that play shitty dance music?! Hello? Anyone?

    (echoes)

    (silence)


    Yeah, if you can't find what you are looking for where you're living then maybe you do need to move!

    Does the guy have to be a metalhead? I'm sure there are plenty of guys who fit your description, maybe they aren't into metal but do you really have to like everything the same?
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    Jul 28, 2011 1:48 PM GMT
    FrostedFlakes said Where are all the beefy-muscular fuzzy blond guys who prefer metal concerts to packed bars that play shitty dance music?! Hello? Anyone?


    They're at metal shows, not sitting at home bitching about not being able to find anyone. I met one of my good gay buddies in a mosh pit at a Slipknot show. We're not dating or anything, but it's still good to have other friends into what you're into. I've met plenty of gay punks, gay metalheads, etc. Here's a hint though: I didn't find them on realjock.
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    Jul 28, 2011 4:56 PM GMT
    I guess I'm in the minority here. . . I find the first guy attractive, but not the second.
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    Jul 28, 2011 6:44 PM GMT
    who's got the bigger meat rocket?
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    Jul 28, 2011 6:50 PM GMT
    I'm not attracted to the concentration camp look...
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    Jul 29, 2011 12:35 AM GMT
    Webster666 saidI'm not attracted to the concentration camp look...
    LOL shit like this is so damn ignorant.
    Most people who are underweight are naturally that way because of their metabolism.
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    Jul 29, 2011 12:43 AM GMT
    I'll have the first guy... take the second if I'm horny enough!
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    Jul 29, 2011 12:47 AM GMT
    FrostedFlakes said
    But why can't I have both? I work hard to keep my body the way it is (shitty genes) and I've got more personality than the scene queens. So sad... there are like no gay metalheads... Seattle's gay dudes are mostly gay faced as shit, even the ones who claim to be "masc"... WTF. Sometimes I wish I could relate... but then I'm like, fuck it, that just ain't me. I've gotta get out of this shitty city. Where are all the beefy-muscular fuzzy blond guys who prefer metal concerts to packed bars that play shitty dance music?! Hello? Anyone?

    (echoes)

    (silence)


    I live in Seattle. I like packed bars with dance music AND symphonic metal concerts. But I'm not beefy or blond, sorry bro.
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    Jul 29, 2011 1:06 AM GMT
    I think the first guy is very hot. lol