Drunk adjectives

  • MikemikeMike

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    Jul 28, 2011 9:50 AM GMT
    What is one of your favorite drunk sayings or one you heard that made you laugh.

    I remember this one from school- We got so faced last week-end.
  • jarthon

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    Jul 28, 2011 10:30 AM GMT
    I enjoy using "slizzard." Gotta love Far East Movement for giving us that gem!
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    Jul 28, 2011 10:55 AM GMT
    We were getting "sloshed" in college haha
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    Jul 28, 2011 11:02 AM GMT
    I got obliterasted a few days ago.
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    Jul 28, 2011 11:12 AM GMT
    In college 'shwasted' was big for awhile... I think the origin is a mix between shit-faced and wasted.

    I also met a German-Italian guy while traveling who used 'shit housed'... had never heard that one before but I like it.
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    Jul 28, 2011 11:28 AM GMT
    Blotto
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    Jul 28, 2011 11:31 AM GMT
    Hammered
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    Jul 28, 2011 11:37 AM GMT
    We have more words for stoned than drunk in the islands
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    Jul 28, 2011 11:55 AM GMT
    GreenHopper saidWe have more words for stoned than drunk in the islands
    Sounds like a bluntastic place to be.
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    Jul 28, 2011 12:02 PM GMT
    I've always enjoyed "Smeared".

    Far more common in Sin City are adjectives describing the night AFTER.

    "tourist tramping"

    "designated hot mess"

    "wtf" (IE I was so wtf last night i went home with shamu)
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    Jul 28, 2011 12:15 PM GMT
    Mashed
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    Jul 28, 2011 12:21 PM GMT
    My former mother in law ( a very cool lady I have always admired ) used to call it "cute".

    "My! I am getting cuter!"

    I know when I drink I get funnier, dance better and get way way hotter.

    Let's get cute!
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    Jul 28, 2011 12:32 PM GMT
    Alpha_Muscle saidI know when I drink I get funnier, dance better and get way way hotter.


    So does everyone else when you drink - funny that! icon_lol.gif
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    Jul 28, 2011 12:40 PM GMT
    Pure said
    Alpha_Muscle saidI know when I drink I get funnier, dance better and get way way hotter.


    So does everyone else when you drink - funny that! icon_lol.gif


    I make out with random strangers. icon_sad.gif

    WHORE!!
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    Jul 28, 2011 12:48 PM GMT
    College friends used wasted and then now we use wizasted
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    Jul 28, 2011 1:43 PM GMT
    Whenever I hear one of my female friends complaining about random crap I tell them.

    BITCH, BITCH, MOAN, MOAN, MY VAGINA HURTS! Thats all im hearing from you.

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    Jul 28, 2011 1:53 PM GMT
    Back when crunk was a popular word, we wanted to come up with a word that meant worse than crunk. So we decided "crinkled" was the superlative of crunk.

    Man, I am so crinkled right now.
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    Jul 28, 2011 2:15 PM GMT
    Shit Show, but I've never gotten to that level, Shit Show is not a good thing lol
  • umphreak

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    Jul 28, 2011 2:41 PM GMT
    "on a bench".

    Remember the old Saturday night live bits where Dana carvey did a Ross perot impersonation--well one of his rants included something to the effect of "look at America today. The number 1 movie? Forrest Gump. A move about a retard who sits on a bench. A stupid is, a stupid does? If you know what that means, you're probably retarded. GET ON A BENCH!"

    Drunk -> retarded -> on a bench.


    Also, "soup in a pocket". i.e. a mess.
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    Jul 28, 2011 2:44 PM GMT
    Well i had plenty of friends when they combined drugs and alcohol they'd always say

    "I'm so F#@)ing ripped"
  • LJay

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    Jul 28, 2011 2:46 PM GMT
    polluted
  • SomeSiciliano...

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    Jul 28, 2011 3:49 PM GMT

    My friends in SE Texas (Houston/Galveston) use the term 'throwed'...always got a kick out of that. icon_lol.gif
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    Jul 28, 2011 4:33 PM GMT
    Getting housed; getting shitty; crunk/crunkity; going big. These are pretty much the ones I use.
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    Jul 28, 2011 6:42 PM GMT
    blacked

    how my nights tended to end first semester of college...
  • tautomer

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    Jul 28, 2011 6:43 PM GMT
    Toasted.