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  • Younglad

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    Jul 30, 2011 2:25 PM GMT
    hey guys, I'm new to this site so thought I'd just do a post to say hi! dunno if this is the right place for it so if it's not then please don't hate me ;)

    ok...so a bit about me, my name's Lewis and I'm just starting to experiment with the whole gay thing, spent the last few years trying to convince myself I was straight....hell I even had a girlfriend up until a few months ago. I'm not out yet...working up to that...but if anyone fancies a chat I'm up for that icon_smile.gif

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    Jul 30, 2011 2:31 PM GMT
    lol, well welcome to Realjock, Younglad!

    -us
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    Jul 30, 2011 4:03 PM GMT
    welcome lewis...well i hope this site helps you out with your sexuality... and meninlove wat r u lol-ing about?? i guess u r always happy huh icon_rolleyes.gif lol
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    Jul 30, 2011 4:04 PM GMT

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    Well, I'm usually delighted when someone introduces themselves.

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  • ATLANTIS7

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    Jul 30, 2011 4:09 PM GMT
    Warm welcome.
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    Jul 30, 2011 4:42 PM GMT
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    Jul 30, 2011 4:50 PM GMT
    Welcome aboard mate ......icon_biggrin.gif
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    Jul 30, 2011 4:55 PM GMT
    mean girls gifs Pictures, Images and Photos

    WELCOME TO DIVA LAND
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    Jul 30, 2011 5:09 PM GMT
    Welcome!

    Just a few points of order since you're new at the gay thing. This is actually on page ten of the orientation manual in your welcome gift bag:
    1. Every tenth post must be about the guy above you.
    2. You must feign delight in shopping
    3. The Holy Trinity of gay music must be prominently featured on your iPod. Uh, that's Bette, Cher and Madonna, in case you're skipping page six of your manual. If you were younger I'd replace Bette with Gaga. If you were older I'd replace Madonna with Barbra.
    4. The gift bag must not be used in lieu of a leather carry-all with a shoulder strap during outings. It may be used for taking donations during your AIDS 5k walk.
    5. Closeted men must keep a close friend in their presence; this friend must know all of your intimate secrets and ask inappropriately loud questions as you enter a quiet establishment.
    6. Begin memorizing the words to all episodes of Absolutely Fabulous. At any moment you must be able to blurt out some incoherent Patsy blather as you light a fag.
    7. Judge others, from afar. Do not look at them as you judge them. Merely gesture in their direction with a wrist flourish.
    8. Begin your journey by finding the loneliest fat girl. This girl must hover near you at all times. At one point in your relationship you must fuck her, if only to shut her up about whether or not you'd be a good shag. Get a restraining order when she starts leaving animal carcasses on your door stop.
    9. Mostly work as a waiter. Other acceptable professions are, in no particular order: flight attendant, stylist, house-sitter, go-go boy.
    10. Seek the services of a therapist. They will help you feel marginally good about yourself as you navigate through points one through nine.
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    Jul 30, 2011 5:10 PM GMT
    Lenoxx saidmean girls gifs Pictures, Images and Photos

    WELCOME TO DIVA LAND



    LOL!!! you rock icon_razz.gif
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    Jul 30, 2011 5:11 PM GMT
    Helloooo Lewis icon_smile.gif Welcome to RJ
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    Jul 30, 2011 10:30 PM GMT
    Welcome. Hopefully you'll love RJ. I have met a lot of awesome guys (in real life) through this site. People has been friendly here in webspace as well and I appreciate every minute of it ^_^

    Enjoy!
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    Jul 30, 2011 10:34 PM GMT
    No sweatpants at the lunch table.

    Have fun!
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    Jul 30, 2011 10:38 PM GMT
    Welcome, Lewis.
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    Jul 30, 2011 10:43 PM GMT
    Ariodante saidNo sweatpants at the lunch table.

    Have fun!
    Ariodante is a trendsetter. You must wear bacon jockstraps at all times.
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    Jul 30, 2011 10:44 PM GMT
    Bullwinklemoos said
    Ariodante saidNo sweatpants at the lunch table.

    Have fun!
    Ariodante is a trendsetter. You must wear bacon jockstraps at all times.


    And not mind teeth gnawing at your crotch. ^_~
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    Jul 30, 2011 10:46 PM GMT
    If you're from Africa, why are you white?!
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    Jul 30, 2011 10:48 PM GMT
    LOL

    Bacon + Jockstrap = icon_twisted.gif
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    Jul 30, 2011 10:59 PM GMT
    Ariodante said
    Bullwinklemoos said
    Ariodante saidNo sweatpants at the lunch table.

    Have fun!
    Ariodante is a trendsetter. You must wear bacon jockstraps at all times.


    And not mind teeth gnawing at your crotch. ^_~


    Oh- it'll be like pizza night at the Bullwinkle household- you'll have slices of beef, then you have some bacon, then you have some sausage. Luckily I'm a meat lover. icon_twisted.gif
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    Jul 30, 2011 11:08 PM GMT
    luvitohateit saidIf you're from Africa, why are you white?!


    Oh my god, you cant just ask people why they're white!
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    Jul 30, 2011 11:09 PM GMT
    Bullwinklemoos said
    Oh- it'll be like pizza night at the Bullwinkle household- you'll have slices of beef, then you have some bacon, then you have some sausage. Luckily I'm a meat lover. icon_twisted.gif


    Don't forget to get your crust stuffed with loads of that gooey white stuff ;o






    Mmmmmm...mozzarella..
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    Jul 30, 2011 11:15 PM GMT
    endo said
    luvitohateit saidIf you're from Africa, why are you white?!


    Oh my god, you cant just ask people why they're white!


    bahaha- YES!
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    Jul 31, 2011 12:38 AM GMT
    luvitohateit saidIf you're from Africa, why are you white?!

    wow all the guys obsessed with this movie just got a little wet cause of this like icon_razz.gif

    Anywho welcome to RJ you'll love... eh like it icon_razz.gif
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    Jul 31, 2011 12:46 AM GMT
    Ariodante said
    Bullwinklemoos said
    Oh- it'll be like pizza night at the Bullwinkle household- you'll have slices of beef, then you have some bacon, then you have some sausage. Luckily I'm a meat lover. icon_twisted.gif


    Don't forget to get your crust stuffed with loads of that gooey white stuff ;o






    Mmmmmm...mozzarella..
    I was thinking Alfredo sauce but I like mozzarella also. icon_biggrin.gif
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    Jul 31, 2011 12:50 AM GMT
    You'll have a real good time. Visit the regulars in adult chat sometime icon_wink.gif