SourceFour saidI'm in shock, guys. Last night, Ravco had a confession for me. Apparently the other day he cheated...
...on his diet. He had 12 M&Ms and a half a can of Coke. He sort of hates himself right now, bit I think that his guilt might need some additional reinforcement.
I need help thinking of a punishment, boys. He needs to repent. HARD.
Aw, C'mon Man - ease up!!! The dude's only human and we all make mistakes. Give him a break - it's a hot Summer and everywhere you look there it is, a hard candy shell, bright tasty colors. Just begging to be popped in your mouth until the squishy soft chocolate insides are thick and gooey on your tongue and palate. And don't even get me started on cold, fizzy Cokes. Dripping dewey sweat down their sleek racey red cans in the blistering heat. They're just begging for it!!!! If they weren't asking for it they never would have left the house that way!!!!
You guys have been together a long time. Maybe this is an area you could explore together as a couple? Be smart about it - choose a candy you both agree upon and enjoy. Get to know the ingredients before you eat anything and be sure you all know where you stand. You never know - seeing your husband sip from a full calorie sugary soft drink can may be a huge turn-on for you.
It's not like straight couples where women have to know where every calorie goes and feel threatened just because her husband likes an occasional caramel treat. We're men. We burn empty calories more quickly and don't have to take it so seriously.
Good luck to you both.
