"Mom And Dad, I'm Gay And Also Stronger Than Both Of You, So Don't Try Any Shit"

  • metta

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    Aug 02, 2011 12:12 AM GMT
    "Mom And Dad, I'm Gay And Also Stronger Than Both Of You, So Don't Try Any Shit"

    http://www.theonion.com/articles/mom-and-dad-im-gay-and-also-stronger-than-both-of,21017/
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    Aug 02, 2011 3:43 AM GMT
    lulz, i read all of it.
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    Aug 02, 2011 3:50 AM GMT
    Been there, done that.
    BUT it doesnt mean i condone violence.
    I only reserve that to really stupid people.
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    Aug 02, 2011 3:53 AM GMT
    Lmfao
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    Aug 02, 2011 6:03 AM GMT
    This was fantastically hilarious!
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    Aug 02, 2011 8:47 AM GMT
    That was so funny and cute icon_smile.gif. I loved the ending about grandchildren.
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    Aug 02, 2011 9:19 AM GMT
    Vorsicht saidto be honest,

    and my coming out story was MUCH better


    Please feel free to share it with us. I am sure we will have a laugh, if only at your literary skills.
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    Aug 02, 2011 10:01 AM GMT
    Lol funny ( btw the onion is a satire) I can relate to the guy in the article, however my parents were very loving and supportive when I came out
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    Aug 02, 2011 7:02 PM GMT
    LOL
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    Aug 02, 2011 7:13 PM GMT
    Lol this article is perfect for realjock. Bodybuilding and coming out are some of the most often posted topics here. Now if only they could have incorporated a "what do u think of the guy above u" joke into the article, it would have been made for rj.
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    Aug 09, 2011 8:52 PM GMT
    Fantastic.
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    Aug 09, 2011 8:55 PM GMT
    I could even finish it. You come out then you threaten your parents!

    That's crazy.
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    Aug 09, 2011 8:59 PM GMT
    am I the only one that kind of thought that was hot? I must have issues...icon_eek.gificon_redface.gif
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    Aug 09, 2011 9:04 PM GMT
    This is beautiful...so funny but at the same time honestly reminded me to be PROUD of the gay man I am =)
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    Aug 09, 2011 9:26 PM GMT
    Victorius said
    Mil8 said
    Vorsicht saidto be honest,

    and my coming out story was MUCH better


    Please feel free to share it with us. I am sure we will have a laugh, if only at your literary skills.


    so lYk,
    weh had had just cum baq to da hauze rihg
    and den
    lyk
    omguh
    wait, wait
    lemme baq up first cuz den u wont qet da hole stowry
    lyk
    ..ok, lyk
    well i had q0tt3n drunkkkk
    as fuhhh
    n u knoe wen u lyk qettn 2 dat age righ
    n u styill tryna fiil yoself owt
    n shii?

    well, dat wuz meh

    on a daelyy str8 reel

    so she had tole meh if i didn't stope
    lyk, it was not qon work fuh me ane more
    i was lyk wateva hoe
    she was jus a hata righ
    esactly
    for reel do, i kept doan it
    to feiil gud
    n den diz une day
    i had did it so much
    OMGUHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    for reeal do
    i blaqqd owt
    so lyk
    i aint kawl no alumbance or nufin

    lyk i aint niied no homey frum da zip up in muh criib
    u fiieel meh?

    i kinduh did dat onze n omguhhh he wuldn't stop calln

    omguhhh
    wait, wait
    cuzh u have to hearr da hole storee so u uunderstand
    i aintt reeallee have a bf then righ
    so i had had wanted une fore a whil
    n den lyk
    diz was baq wenn miispac3 wuz poppn
    n i hadd faund meh diz une faaaaaaaaaaaaaaine azz
    ooooooooooooh!
    he was sooooooooo faine!

    neway,
    i had had foundted him
    den he lyk messaged me righ
    and wii aint expecteted it
    cuz lyk
    i think i was lyk round 18ish
    n i think him tuu
    but we bof lyved up at home
    u fiil meh?
    omguhhhh
    wateva diz stor33 so longg
    i knoe uve sucked plentee
    u knoe wut zucckin diick is
    so dunt evan try n frunt


    how long did it take you to write this?

    as for the article, i liked it. Was funny, love the kids and married part. Though to be honest marriage scares the hell out of me icon_redface.gif something maybe to deal with the parents being heavily against gays and lesbians and marriage as well as remarks and ill will brought on by the parents. I like the idea, but the thought of me up there with family and friends watching, just scares the living shit out of me.
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    Aug 09, 2011 9:51 PM GMT
    Jeandeau saidam I the only one that kind of thought that was hot? I must have issues...icon_eek.gificon_redface.gif


    Hell yeah it was hot. Right there with you.