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the item directly to your left is now your weapon to fight off a zombie, what is it?
wpbnole Posts: 856
Aug 03, 2011 10:28 AM GMT
It's my crackberry...I should have asked this question while standing in the tool shed...fail

ARGH! GO!
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Aug 03, 2011 10:30 AM GMT
A stack of paperwork. I suppose I could bash a zombie's brains in with it though!
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Aug 03, 2011 10:43 AM GMT
A standing fan: remove the cover and I can shred them with its mighty blades of plastic.
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Aug 03, 2011 11:34 AM GMT
The remote control.
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Aug 03, 2011 11:53 AM GMT
Currently, my cat...I know pussy can be dangerous, but......


Aus92 Posts: 328
Aug 03, 2011 11:56 AM GMT
A scalpel...

Spose I could make do with that
davidsticky69 Posts: 412
Aug 03, 2011 11:57 AM GMT
A piece of tissue paper

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Aug 03, 2011 12:01 PM GMT
My left bicep will crush a zombie.
wpbnole Posts: 856
Aug 03, 2011 12:02 PM GMT
theantijock saidForget it. I'm not wasting my coffee on a zombie.

The lack of coffee is the reason zombies exist...at least in my office that's the case.
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Aug 03, 2011 12:11 PM GMT
A pillow..... I guess I could smother them to death.
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Aug 03, 2011 12:12 PM GMT
wpbnole said
theantijock saidForget it. I'm not wasting my coffee on a zombie.

The lack of coffee is the reason zombies exist...at least in my office that's the case.
Lack of coffee is more severe that Dante's 9th circle of Hell.
offshore Posts: 1189
Aug 03, 2011 12:25 PM GMT
My gigantic penis, I shall dick slap them all to submission.

Wait that sounds a bit dodgy.
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Aug 03, 2011 12:27 PM GMT
A baseball cap lol
RSM23 Posts: 36
Aug 03, 2011 12:28 PM GMT
Wall, I'll bang them into the wall.
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Aug 03, 2011 12:29 PM GMT
offshore saidMy gigantic penis, I shall dick slap them all to submission.

Wait that sounds a bit dodgy.


Skull fuck them to death.
cg220 Posts: 199
Aug 03, 2011 12:53 PM GMT
A sleeping Labrador who is scared of her own shawdow. Dang I'm screwed
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Aug 03, 2011 12:54 PM GMT
my chihuahua.... oh dear, I'm more screwed than cg220.
bad_wolf Posts: 993
Aug 03, 2011 12:56 PM GMT
Plastic folks and a hole puncher
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Aug 03, 2011 1:00 PM GMT
"What does a vegan zombie eat?
Grrraaaaaaiiiinnnnnsss!"

"When a sloppy zombie eats, what does he get on his shirt?
Stttttttaaaaaiiiiinnns!"
-Dead Rising 2


^ ^
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Aug 03, 2011 1:10 PM GMT
a spoon and a pen
bad_wolf Posts: 993
Aug 03, 2011 1:12 PM GMT
RuggedRanger15 saida spoon and a pen


Think we got the lock down on weaponised cutlery
Lincsbear Posts: 1760
Aug 03, 2011 1:31 PM GMT
A lamp.
Chainers Posts: 13124
Aug 03, 2011 1:35 PM GMT
An iPhone. Is there a zombie killing ap?
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Aug 03, 2011 1:46 PM GMT
Hand Sanitiser...

I could possibly clean up after the death of the zombie....

xx
FastlaneKid Posts: 1485
Aug 03, 2011 1:47 PM GMT
A telephone. I could go Naomi on them.
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