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the item directly to your left is now your weapon to fight off a zombie, what is it?
wpbnole Posts: 856	Aug 03, 2011 10:28 AM GMT It's my crackberry...I should have asked this question while standing in the tool shed...fail ARGH! GO! Report Spam

Posted by a hidden member. Log in to view his profile	Aug 03, 2011 10:30 AM GMT A stack of paperwork. I suppose I could bash a zombie's brains in with it though! Report Spam
Posted by a hidden member. Log in to view his profile	Aug 03, 2011 10:43 AM GMT A standing fan: remove the cover and I can shred them with its mighty blades of plastic. Report Spam
Posted by a hidden member. Log in to view his profile	Aug 03, 2011 11:34 AM GMT The remote control. Report Spam
Posted by a hidden member. Log in to view his profile	Aug 03, 2011 11:53 AM GMT Currently, my cat...I know pussy can be dangerous, but...... Report Spam
Aus92 Posts: 328	Aug 03, 2011 11:56 AM GMT A scalpel... Spose I could make do with that Report Spam
davidsticky69 Posts: 412	Aug 03, 2011 11:57 AM GMT A piece of tissue paper Report Spam
Posted by a hidden member. Log in to view his profile	Aug 03, 2011 12:01 PM GMT My left bicep will crush a zombie. Report Spam
wpbnole Posts: 856	Aug 03, 2011 12:02 PM GMT theantijock saidForget it. I'm not wasting my coffee on a zombie. The lack of coffee is the reason zombies exist...at least in my office that's the case. Report Spam
Posted by a hidden member. Log in to view his profile	Aug 03, 2011 12:11 PM GMT A pillow..... I guess I could smother them to death. Report Spam
Posted by a hidden member. Log in to view his profile	Aug 03, 2011 12:12 PM GMT wpbnole said theantijock saidForget it. I'm not wasting my coffee on a zombie. The lack of coffee is the reason zombies exist...at least in my office that's the case. Lack of coffee is more severe that Dante's 9th circle of Hell. Report Spam
offshore Posts: 1189	Aug 03, 2011 12:25 PM GMT My gigantic penis, I shall dick slap them all to submission. Wait that sounds a bit dodgy. Report Spam
Posted by a hidden member. Log in to view his profile	Aug 03, 2011 12:27 PM GMT A baseball cap lol Report Spam
RSM23 Posts: 36	Aug 03, 2011 12:28 PM GMT Wall, I'll bang them into the wall. Report Spam
Posted by a hidden member. Log in to view his profile	Aug 03, 2011 12:29 PM GMT offshore saidMy gigantic penis, I shall dick slap them all to submission. Wait that sounds a bit dodgy. Skull fuck them to death. Report Spam
cg220 Posts: 199	Aug 03, 2011 12:53 PM GMT A sleeping Labrador who is scared of her own shawdow. Dang I'm screwed Report Spam
Posted by a hidden member. Log in to view his profile	Aug 03, 2011 12:54 PM GMT my chihuahua.... oh dear, I'm more screwed than cg220. Report Spam
bad_wolf Posts: 993	Aug 03, 2011 12:56 PM GMT Plastic folks and a hole puncher Report Spam
Posted by a hidden member. Log in to view his profile	Aug 03, 2011 1:00 PM GMT "What does a vegan zombie eat? Grrraaaaaaiiiinnnnnsss!" "When a sloppy zombie eats, what does he get on his shirt? Stttttttaaaaaiiiiinnns!" -Dead Rising 2 ^ ^ Report Spam
Posted by a hidden member. Log in to view his profile	Aug 03, 2011 1:10 PM GMT a spoon and a pen Report Spam
bad_wolf Posts: 993	Aug 03, 2011 1:12 PM GMT RuggedRanger15 saida spoon and a pen Think we got the lock down on weaponised cutlery Report Spam
Lincsbear Posts: 1760	Aug 03, 2011 1:31 PM GMT A lamp. Report Spam
Chainers Posts: 13124	Aug 03, 2011 1:35 PM GMT An iPhone. Is there a zombie killing ap? Report Spam
Posted by a hidden member. Log in to view his profile	Aug 03, 2011 1:46 PM GMT Hand Sanitiser... I could possibly clean up after the death of the zombie.... xx Report Spam

FastlaneKid Posts: 1485	Aug 03, 2011 1:47 PM GMT A telephone. I could go Naomi on them. Report Spam

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