Jokes my bf came up with

  • offshore

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    Aug 03, 2011 12:23 PM GMT
    - Madonna was dining at this Indian restaurant. A priest came up to her and started shouting. What does she say to get him to shut up?
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    - Papadum Preach.

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    - How do you hide a small horse with cheese?
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    - Mascapone

    Should I avoid all his attempts of jokes from now on?

    Btw, I came up with some pretty bad ones such as

    - How do you greet a dinosaur?
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    - Allosaurs icon_redface.gif

    I am so ashamed icon_smile.gif

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    Aug 03, 2011 12:27 PM GMT
    I´m sure he looks pretty.
  • offshore

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    Aug 03, 2011 12:33 PM GMT
    Lostboy saidI´m sure he looks pretty.


    Yes, fortunately there's that icon_biggrin.gif
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    Aug 03, 2011 12:54 PM GMT
    ouch
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    Aug 03, 2011 12:59 PM GMT
    offshore saidShould I avoid all his attempts of jokes from now on?


    Not necessarily... it's kinda cute.
    He, however, should not quit his day job.
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    Aug 03, 2011 1:06 PM GMT
    I don't think I got the jokes....so I have no idea if they are funny or not.
  • offshore

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    Aug 03, 2011 1:42 PM GMT
    ConfederateGhost saidI don't think I got the jokes....so I have no idea if they are funny or not.

    Awww, it;s got a lot to do with ethnic food I guess...
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    Aug 03, 2011 1:43 PM GMT
    Too cute!

    xx
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    Aug 03, 2011 1:44 PM GMT
    What? Are you trying to say I'm not diverse??

    offshore said
    ConfederateGhost saidI don't think I got the jokes....so I have no idea if they are funny or not.

    Awww, it;s got a lot to do with ethnic food I guess...
  • LJay

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    Aug 03, 2011 2:09 PM GMT
    Whaddya get with a two for one special from the corner huckster?










    hummus
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    Aug 03, 2011 2:11 PM GMT
    How long does it take to cook an aborted fetus in the microwave?





    I don't remember. I was too busy masturbating.
  • daveft

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    Aug 03, 2011 2:48 PM GMT
    +offshore
    keep em coming...they were cute!!!

    +Pyrotech
    geesh...I wasn't sure whether to gasp in shock or laugh hysterically!!!!! icon_lol.gif
    guess that says a little about us both!!!
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    Aug 03, 2011 2:48 PM GMT
    Keep them coming, I love them. My kind of humor icon_biggrin.gif
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    Aug 03, 2011 4:18 PM GMT
    I bursted out laughing at the dinosaur one. I swear I was laughing for a good 20 twenty seconds. I'm so using that now. LOLOL
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    Aug 03, 2011 4:29 PM GMT
    allosaurus lol.. hehe icon_lol.gif
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    Aug 03, 2011 4:29 PM GMT
    I put that joke up on my facebook. yay lolol
  • offshore

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    Aug 03, 2011 10:50 PM GMT
    Maybe these are not as bad as I thought icon_biggrin.gif
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    Aug 03, 2011 11:14 PM GMT
    Maybe everyone's just dumber than you or I could have imagined?

    It's a thought!


    offshore saidMaybe these are not as bad as I thought icon_biggrin.gif
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    Aug 03, 2011 11:17 PM GMT
    You should both have full lobotomies.
  • jock_1

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    Aug 03, 2011 11:17 PM GMT
    a guy left the hospital paralyzed on his left side



    he's all right now
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    Aug 03, 2011 11:18 PM GMT
    Lostboy saidI´m sure he looks pretty.


    icon_lol.gif

    Hey, that's my response!
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    Aug 03, 2011 11:19 PM GMT
    haha...that one was funny.


    jock_1 saida guy left the hospital paralyzed on his left side



    he's all right now
  • jock_1

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    Aug 03, 2011 11:22 PM GMT
    i know a girl with one leg shorter than the other. her name is ......Eilean
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    Aug 03, 2011 11:26 PM GMT
    hahaha...it's so corny it's awesome...it's funny...oh man.

    jock_1 saidi know a girl with one leg shorter than the other. her name is ......Eilean
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    Aug 03, 2011 11:27 PM GMT
    Damn...I'm fucked then. My accent is too thick for me to properly pronounce/annunciate pretty much anything that...well pretty much anything.



    Shawnathan said
    offshore said
    ConfederateGhost saidI don't think I got the jokes....so I have no idea if they are funny or not.

    Awww, it;s got a lot to do with ethnic food I guess...


    For the mascarpone cheese joke it has more to do with knowing how it's pronounced than being into food.