Perverted Gay Question of the Day

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    Aug 04, 2011 6:36 AM GMT
    i can't fall asleep so...

    You are having awesome passionate buttsex with the hottest guy. You're tapping that ass (with a condom of course. safe sex y'all.) and you pull out for a second. You look down and your meatlog is covered with whatever that guy ate 4 hours ago... but only a little bit. What do you do?
  • JP85257

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    Aug 04, 2011 6:43 AM GMT
    Mid-Fuck douche.
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    Aug 04, 2011 6:53 AM GMT
    question of the day? but it's nighttime
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    Aug 04, 2011 6:53 AM GMT
    4 hours ago jesus christ that's a superhuman digestive tract icon_eek.gif
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    Aug 04, 2011 6:55 AM GMT
    Smoke a bowl and stick it back in.
    Out of sight, out of mind, ya know...
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    Aug 04, 2011 7:00 AM GMT
    The thought of it gross me out. Great way to kill the mood.
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    Aug 04, 2011 7:17 AM GMT
    ESCESV saidThe thought of it gross me out. Great way to kill the mood.

    Just hold your nose and make him douche and get a new condom....Get back to work....OR get out.
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    Aug 04, 2011 7:19 AM GMT
    Ariodante said4 hours ago jesus christ that's a superhuman digestive tract icon_eek.gif

    Maybe he at Mexican food and got fire-hole.
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    Aug 04, 2011 7:19 AM GMT
    JP85257 said
    ESCESV saidThe thought of it gross me out. Great way to kill the mood.

    Just hold your nose and make him douche and get a new condom....Get back to work....OR get out.


    I'd rather get out. No douche or new condom is gonna make me forget that episode.
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    Aug 04, 2011 7:25 AM GMT
    ESCESV said
    JP85257 said
    ESCESV saidThe thought of it gross me out. Great way to kill the mood.

    Just hold your nose and make him douche and get a new condom....Get back to work....OR get out.


    I'd rather get out. No douche or new condom is gonna make me forget that episode.

    I guess the flip side is.....Lazy bottoms leave shitty surprises.
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    Aug 04, 2011 8:11 AM GMT
    srsly... just deal with it... either mid bout douche or change condoms and donĀ“t think about it
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    Aug 04, 2011 8:16 AM GMT
    AvadaKedavra saidi can't fall asleep so...

    You are having awesome passionate buttsex with the hottest guy. You're tapping that ass (with a condom of course. safe sex y'all.) and you pull out for a second. You look down and your meatlog is covered with whatever that guy ate 4 hours ago... but only a little bit. What do you do?


    Shove it back in, all the way, balls deep and pound it til it smokes.
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    Aug 04, 2011 8:30 AM GMT
    Make sure the condom was marked so you can check if his oil levels are low when you shove that dipstick in.
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    Aug 04, 2011 12:35 PM GMT
    Pure said
    AvadaKedavra saidi can't fall asleep so...

    You are having awesome passionate buttsex with the hottest guy. You're tapping that ass (with a condom of course. safe sex y'all.) and you pull out for a second. You look down and your meatlog is covered with whatever that guy ate 4 hours ago... but only a little bit. What do you do?


    Shove it back in, all the way, balls deep and pound it til it smokes.

    lol - I knew I liked your style.
  • FriscoJansen

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    Aug 04, 2011 2:20 PM GMT
    Lol, that's nasty. Bottoms have got to plan and concentrate on their diet ahead of time. Most men would keep pumping though.
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    Aug 04, 2011 2:23 PM GMT
    I think a lot of you are quite prissy. You gotta accept that if you're going to play in the mud sometimes you'll get dirty.
  • Hothouse

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    Aug 04, 2011 2:32 PM GMT
    Pure saidI think a lot of you are quite prissy. You gotta accept that if you're going to play in the mud sometimes you'll get dirty.


    Agree.
    If it's been hot so far, and it's only a little bit, shove it back in and finish the job.
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    Aug 04, 2011 2:40 PM GMT
    Hothouse said
    Pure saidI think a lot of you are quite prissy. You gotta accept that if you're going to play in the mud sometimes you'll get dirty.


    Agree.
    If it's been hot so far, and it's only a little bit, shove it back in and finish the job.


    Gotta agree on this one. Pound that fucker out.
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    Aug 04, 2011 3:15 PM GMT
    this is why I bought the pressure washer!
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    Aug 05, 2011 7:08 PM GMT
    Eat it, it's the afterbirth right?icon_eek.gif
  • Hothouse

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    Aug 05, 2011 7:17 PM GMT
    Soulasphyxi saidEat it, it's the afterbirth right?icon_eek.gif


    You're a twisted puppy, ain't ya.
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    Aug 06, 2011 2:47 AM GMT
    JP85257 saidI guess the flip side is.....Lazy bottoms leave shitty surprises.


    Lazy bottoms huh? What fastidious effort does the top contribute to preparing for anal sex? If a bottom's lazy for not douching, then the top is equally lazy for not douching.

    Anal sex has been going on for thousands of years at least, and there were only douches available for the last 50? more or less. I agree men these days are prissy.

    VERY few tops and bottoms like the smell of shit. Bottoms usually try to avoid it. It's unfair to expect the bottom to go on a certain diet and make it a habit to have a spic and span shithole so that he's ready on a moment's notice. And shit will still happen sometimes no matter how much you try.

    Be glad if your bottom has douched to make for a more pleasant session for you both, but maybe consider what you're doing to pull your weight.
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    Aug 06, 2011 5:28 AM GMT
    AvadaKedavra saidi can't fall asleep so...

    You are having awesome passionate buttsex with the hottest guy. You're tapping that ass (with a condom of course. safe sex y'all.) and you pull out for a second. You look down and your meatlog is covered with whatever that guy ate 4 hours ago... but only a little bit. What do you do?


    What would YOU do?
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    Aug 06, 2011 5:46 AM GMT
    plug your nose cause hes hot and its worth it icon_smile.gif
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    Aug 08, 2011 9:10 AM GMT
    I would shove it back in and keep going... It's not the bottoms fault.. shit happens (no pun intended)... be a man and finish what you started.